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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Osteoporosis, a Thaaang and a Slinky (S02E02)

"Hey. I brought you something to snack on."
B Positive (2020)
"Oh, thank you, dear."
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"Could I ask another favor?Mm-hmm."
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"My sister will be here any minute to have lunch with me."
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"Oh, how nice."
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"Yeah, definitely."
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"When she gets here, could you tell her I died?"
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"What?"
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"You don't want to see her?"
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"No. She's rude, foul-tempered"
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"and has a mouth on her you wouldn't believe."
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"So she's you?"
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"Without the charm."
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"Norma, you have a guest."
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"Ah, thank you, Gabby."
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"Gabby?"
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"With a voice like that, your name should be SpongeBob."
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"I know, right?"
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"Hello, Irene."
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"Hello, Norma."
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"My big sister."
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"Now my little sister, due to osteoporosis."
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"Yes, I have gotten a little shorter,"
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"and you've gotten a little wider."
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"Family reunion. Yay."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Hi, I'm Gina."
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"Gina owns the place."
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"You own a retirement home?"
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"What, you couldn't buy a cemetery?"
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"I find it very rewarding helping people."
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"Oh, you're a do-gooder."
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"What are you, from California?"
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"No, um, I'm from..."
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"Just let it go."
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"Oh, hello, ladies."
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"Hey, Drew, come on over and-and meet Norma's sister."
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"The woman preys on weakness."
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"You're gonna introduce her to him?"
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"Uh, this is Irene."
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"Drew drives our shuttle van."
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"Oh, only temporarily."
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"I'm a therapist by trade,"
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"but I'm on a sabbatical while I go on a journey"
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"of self-discovery. [chuckles][chuckles]"
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"You sound like a guy who's living in his car."
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"It's a van, actually. So..."
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"You ever try not being rude?"
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"I call it like I see it."
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"And rude? You didn't even come to my husband's funeral."
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"Why the hell would I do that?"
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"Because he was my husband, and you're my sister."
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"Well, don't expect to see me at your funeral, either."
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"Oh, you're gonna outlive me?"
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"Let's play connect-the-dots with your melanoma."
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"[Norma scoffs]"
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"How's your diabetes?"
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"Still got both feet?"
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"I only need one to kick your ass."
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"So Norma's the nice one?"
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"♪ It's okay to have just a little ♪"
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"♪ And it's swell to have a lot"
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"♪ On the bottom or in the middle ♪"
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"♪ In a rowboat or a yacht"
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"♪ Love is what we long for"
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"♪ To be acknowledged and to be seen ♪"
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"♪ In the end, does it really matter ♪"
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"♪ If you're a prince"
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"♪ A pauper or a queen?"
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"♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪"
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"♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪"
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"♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪"
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"♪ And if you're feeling like crap ♪"
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"♪ It's time to face the fact"
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"♪ It's your prerogative"
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"♪ Your prerogative♪"
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"♪ To be positive."
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"Creamer in your coffee?"
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"Oh, no. Not with my IBS. [chuckles]"
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"Oh, you have a little dog hair on your derrière."
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"Rhyme unintentional, but delightful. Oh."
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"Well, get it for me."
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"Really? Mm."
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"Okay, here goes."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Oh."
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"And good."
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"[chuckles] You're spotless."
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"You could eat off that thing."
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"Not soup, obviously,"
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"but certainly a sandwich or a finger food."
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"[chuckles] Thanks, buddy."
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"Ooh."
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"I did not know I was into that."
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"Good morning to you, Harry.Yeah."
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"What's the deal with you two?"
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"Oh, nothing, just getting rid of some dog hair on her behind."
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"She did give me a kidney."
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"Well, this is against my better judgment,"
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"but I'd like to see you happy."
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"You have any interest in meeting my grandniece?"
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"You want me to be a part of your family."
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"[groans]"
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"Her name is Amanda."
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"Pretty girl."
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"Has a few issues, but then who doesn't?"
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"I'm in."
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"I demand-a to meet Amanda. [chuckles]"
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"Oh, I hope she has your eyes."
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"MAN [on TV]: No matter how clever he is, he still needs..."
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"Tomorrow night, I was thinking we could get sushi."
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"Sure, if it's on the Applebee's menu."
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"Mm."
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"And then maybe after, you could, uh..."
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"spend the night."
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"You mean like a sleepover?"
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"Well, I know you wanted to take it slow,"
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"but things have been good, right?"
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"Uh, things got a little bumpy"
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"when you made me binge "Downtown Abbey,""
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