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Clips from Galavant - Joust Friends (S01E01)

"Hello, there!"
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"And introducing Mr. Cheekbones himself,"
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"Sir Galavant!"
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"We've trained for this. You're ready for this."
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"You're a hero, and heroes get back up."
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"These are all inspiring and valid points."
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"- Just one minor problem. - What's that?"
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"- I can't move. - Come again?"
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"I literally... I can't move my arms or legs. I think we trained too hard."
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"- You're not serious. - No? Watch this."
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"That's my full range of motion."
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"- Well, that's not good. - I know it's not good!"
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"- How did you get on the horse? - I slept on the horse."
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"I think my ribs are broken."
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"Okay. Well..."
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"First one to his feet is the winner?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Get up."
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"Aah!"
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"Galavant wins!"
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"What? Hey, no! No!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"I won."
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"I know."
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"I feel..."
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"Like I'm back to my old self again."
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"King dick's not gonna know what hit him."
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"Listen..."
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"- I have something to confess. - What?"
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"So, are we keeping the rooster or eating the rooster?"
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"'Cause I'm not naming him if we're eating him."
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"We're eating the rooster."
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"Yes."
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"I love watching you eat."
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"I'm rather finicky myself, but you..."
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"You... you don't think about it."
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"You just... eat."
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"I had a pet goat growing up... Jenny."
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"Aww."
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"When I was 8, my parents ran out of food,"
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"- so they made me go outside and kill her. - Hmm?"
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"I had to skin Jenny, cook Jenny, and eat Jenny."
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"After that, I guess I just tried"
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"not to think too much about what I was eating anymore."
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"And, well..."
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"I made damn well sure I wouldn't be in a position"
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"where I'd have to eat my favorite pet again."
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"I never had a single meal with my parents."
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"Too busy ruling."
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"No, I had an old servant, name of Pearl."
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"She served me every meal."
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"She made it fun, made a game of it."
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"Only person who ever loved me, old pearly."
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"This is fun, right?!"
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"You and I talking, listening, sharing, learning about one another."
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"Yeah. I guess."
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"There was a moment tonight."
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"It was a fleeting moment, but I saw it."
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"You realized you could grow to love me."
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"Oh, would you please stop putting me in this position?"
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"Don't make me always have to be the bad guy."
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"Well, I, for one, am willing to put in the work in this relationship."
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"You'll see. I'm going to wear you down."
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"You're going to grow to love me just like Pearl did."
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"You're unlovable, Richard."
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"Pearl only loved you because your parents paid her to."
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"I told you not to make me the bad guy."
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"I need a hug!"
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"Ohh, that's better."
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"Its a little tight. Seriously."
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