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Clips from Licorice Pizza

"[man on phone] But there's no..."
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"- [mouths] Shut up. - [man] I can't..."
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"There's no floor model for me to try?"
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"No, but you can get the bed"
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"and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee."
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"Alana, you have to be sexier"
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"- or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna"
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"think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back."
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"Don't let him get off the phone."
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"What's your name?"
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"Uh, Ted."
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"Ted."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, Ted, I love that name."
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"[chuckles] Okay..."
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"My name's Alana."
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"Hi, Alana."
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"Can I come and install the bed for you?"
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"What?"
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"I'd lay it down and show you how it works."
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"It moves in a similar way to the ocean..."
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"wet inside."
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"And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,"
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"I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions."
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"Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana."
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"Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?"
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"Oh, well. Eager. [chuckles]"
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"I have to wait until my work is done."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day."
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"Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?"
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"Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted."
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"Sounds like it."
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"He keeps me locked up inside."
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"But you know what, Ted?"
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"What's that?"
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"I know you're gonna love our wet beds."
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"- You know what they come with? - What's that?"
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"A wood headboard."
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"And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall."
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"That sounds great."
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"We don't have wood headboards."
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"[Alana] I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk,"
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"and he's gonna take down all your information,"
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"and I will be at your place later, Ted."
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"Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day."
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"What are you doing? We don't have beds."
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"Well, we better get some,"
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"because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon."
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"With a frame, it's a bed."
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"Let's just go to Northridge Lumber,"
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"- they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much."
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"You told me to make it more sexy."
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"I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you,"
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""Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed.""
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"I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you."
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"Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man."
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"If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny."
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"[Anita] We just have our own dreams and ideas."
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"And so we'll just..."
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"So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes."
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"Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes."
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"If she asks if you can dance, say yes."
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"I can sing, and I can dance."
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"No, I know. I know. I know."
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"I'm just saying that if she asks you"
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"if you can do something that you might not know how to do,"
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"just say yes."
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"Because you can always learn how to do something"
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"once you get the part."
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"So just say yes to whatever she asks."
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"Whatever she asks, just say yes."
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"- Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it."
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"[Gary] Okay."
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"- Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary."
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"- Mary. - Oh, darling."
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"So, Gary tells me that you've been studying"
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"at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer."
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"[Alana] Yes."
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"I love his work with young actors."
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"He is a miracle worker."
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"[Alana chuckles]"
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"You have a warm smile,"
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"which is very powerful."
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"And you have a very Jewish nose,"
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"which is becoming very fashionable."
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"I am getting a lot more requests"
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"for Jewish girls."
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"[Alana] Really? That's great."
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"[phone rings]"
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"No."
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"No."
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"[laughs]"
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"No."
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"Love to Tatum."
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"Are you athletic?"
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"You seem to have a very firm body."
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"Yes."
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"Do you know how to horseback ride?"
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"Yes."
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"Uh, do you know how to do fencing?"
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"Yes, I can fence."
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"- Basketball? - Yes."
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"- Baseball? - Yes."
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"- Soccer? - Yes."
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"Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?"
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"I studied Krav Maga."
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"Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?"
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"It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat."
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"My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it."
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"So it's a form of karate, let's say?"
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"It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out.""
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"You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?"
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"I like that."
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"I can see that."
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"You come here trying to be all pretty for me,"
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"but really, you remind me..."
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"of a dog."
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"Of an English pit bull dog..."
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"with sex appeal..."
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