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Clips from Licorice Pizza

"Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed"
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"delivered COD right to your very door."
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"With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied."
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"Your loved one will love you for it.""
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"Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,"
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"or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them,"
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"you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,"
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"you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed."
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"Now, you'll even love yourself for it."
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"Maybe all you wanna do is just"
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"ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed"
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"with nobody around to bother you."
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"That is some real narcissism, okay?"
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"It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next."
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"[psychedelic rock music playing]"
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"[man] You're right. You're always right."
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"[tires squeal]"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"- Oh, great. - Shit. Shit."
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"[psychedelic rock music continues playing]"
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"Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds."
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"How may I help you?"
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"[psychedelic rock music continues playing]"
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"- Hiya, Gene. - Hi."
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"- What do you got today? - Hi, Gene."
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"- [Gene] Hello. - [Gary] Just some boxes."
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"[psychedelic rock music continues playing]"
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"[Gene] Okay."
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"Assholes!"
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"Take it."
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"[Gary] Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30."
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"I got 400. 400."
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"- [Kirk] 150. - [Gary] I have 400,"
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"and then you have..."
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"Wait a sec. What were the five?"
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"Fifty here."
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"Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right."
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"- [Greg] 30. - [Kirk] There's 21."
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"Twenty-one's there."
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"And then how much was the change?"
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"[Gary] Wait, I think there might have been 19 there."
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"- [others laughing] - Not that good of a start."
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"[Mark] No, we have 21."
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"[Kirk] No, we only had 19."
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""Fat Bernie's...""
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"It's small on the bottom."
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"Too many "Fat Bernie's.""
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"Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine."
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"And then..."
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"Let's try..."
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"[TV announcer] To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer."
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"Now, back to the ship."
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"Are you left-handed?"
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"Yeah. You didn't know that?"
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"No."
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"I've never met anyone left-handed before."
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"Really?"
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"Gary!"
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"- [chuckles] There he is. - [Gary] Jerry."
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"Good to see you. How you doing?"
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"- Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you."
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"- All right. - Hi, Mioko."
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"No, no, no. Mioko is gone."
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"This is my new wife, Kimiko. [chuckles]"
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"- Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture."
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"Who's this pretty thing?"
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"Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana."
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"- How do you do, Alana? - Business partner."
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"A pleasure."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Jerry, I want to talk to you about this,"
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"- by the way. - Hold up, hold up."
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"Let's do it right. Let's sit down"
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"and have something to drink first, okay?"
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"- Sounds great. - After you."
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"- Thank you, Jerry. - [chuckles]"
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"[Jerry] Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you."
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"But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant."
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"We're Japanese,"
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"and this waterbed business is strictly American."
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"[in faux Japanese accent] Uh, Kimiko,"
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"what you think of this waterbed?"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"[Jerry] Mmm-hmm."
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"What did she just say?"
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"It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese."
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"Gary, I wanna help,"
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"but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?"
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"Oh, hey, Alana."
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"Hey, Frisbee."
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"You work here?"
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"Unfortunately. What are you doing?"
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"Helping my friend with his waterbed business."
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"- Gary? - Yeah. You know him?"
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"Yeah, I love that kid."
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"- You love him? - Uh-huh."
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"How do you know him?"
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"He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's."
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"Yeah."
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"He's cute for a little hustler."
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"He's also really smart and a good businessman."
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"[Frisbee] Mmm-hmm."
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"Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?"
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"No, I'm partners with Gary now."
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"Oh, the "Hand Man.""
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"Did he try and get a hand job from you?"
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"[spits]"
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"Yeah, he's asking all the time."
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"Good. I'll pass the baton off to you."
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"Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee."
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"Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me."
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"[music playing faintly on stereo]"
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"[Gary grunts]"
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"[Gary sniffles]"
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"[Alana] I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline"
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"without the great bounce."
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"Sexier."
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"Sexier. Make it sexier."
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