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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, see, that's a nice smile."
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"That wouldn't make me uncomfortable if I was a baby."
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"Hello?"
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"Looks like she's having some me time and ignoring us."
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"Amazing. So much privilege."
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"All right, come on."
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"Out of the tub."
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"You can't tell me what to do."
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"I'm a grown woman."
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"You can't get clean with your clothes on."
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"Okay, sweetie, listen, whatever is going on here,"
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"we can work it out."
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"What do you care?"
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"You're just embarrassed."
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"Yes, quite."
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"Why can't you have a normal addiction to, like, cocaine"
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"or bath salts, instead of pretending to be dead?"
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"This is humiliating."
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"- Oh... - Les Abats."
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"This looks really nice. You guys want to check it out?"
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"- You got to be kidding me. - No, you said you were hungry."
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"For bankruptcy? No, thanks."
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"I know a place where we can fill up for cheap."
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"What's he even having? Motor oil?"
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"Okay, you got what you wanted."
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"I am out of the tub, and now I need you two to leave."
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"Why?"
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"You have places to be?"
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"Good one, Mommy."
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"- I do, actually. - Ingrid,"
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"there's not a living soul waiting for you anywhere."
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"Unless you mean the you-know-who"
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"that your father you-know-whatted."
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"And he doesn't count."
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"Wow."
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"You know I'm gonna have a family of my own one day?"
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"Yeah."
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"And I'm gonna be the mother that I never had."
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"I'm gonna be kind,"
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"nurturing, supportive."
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"And, oh, you know what? It might be too ambitious,"
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"but I'm not gonna make my child feel like"
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"they were the worst thing that ever happened to me."
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"Such a flair for drama."
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"You weren't the worst thing."
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"What's happening?"
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"All your eyes keep moving around."
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"You get the company credit card,"
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"you go to Falafel Halal for fried chickpea balls?"
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"Uh, dead guy, you've never had these fried chickpea balls."
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"Plus, we saved enough for some classy rosé-all-day shit,"
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"since I get the employee discount."
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"You work there, too?"
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"Four nights a week, graveyard shift."
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"I'm the nighttime manager now."
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"Falafel cutlets, gentlemen,"
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"digital baba ghanoush, sparkling Prosecco."
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"- Okay, got it. - Bon appétit."
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"Wow, that is a lot of onion."
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"I'm not kissing anybody."
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"That's the real world, isn't it?"
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"Look at the color."
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"The richness of the design."
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"- Okay, that'll do it. - Okay, thank you."
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"We're done now. You can leave."
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"Damn. Can you imagine?"
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"“Floor to ceiling windows, a kitchen island.""
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"- Windows and a kitchen. - Yeah."
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"That place is, if I was gonna guess a number,"
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"out of your price range."
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"If I got promoted, I could swing it."
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"Yeah, but do you really want that?"
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"A bedroom bigger than my torso?"
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"Uh, yeah. Sign me up."
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"The place I'm in now is an old shipping container,"
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"and I still need roommates."
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"Yeah, well, the higher up you go at Horizen,"
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"the sketchier shit they'll ask you to do."
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"That's just how capitalism works."
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"- I thought you liked Lakeview. - Yeah, but Lakeview"
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"should be more like this."
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"You know? Central Park, where..."
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"people come and go as they please."
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"It's just... You don't have to pay to exist."
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"Yeah, people would get behind that."
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"But Horizen already owns Lakeview."
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"Yeah, but their tech was developed with public money"
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"and they get subsidized power."
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"Well, not all of us can make money"
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"being community organizers."
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"- No, but..."
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"Hey, I got an idea."
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"Why don't we go to Queens?"
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"You know, see how real New Yorkers live?"
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"Your guys' life."
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"- No. - Yeah, man, let's do it."
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"Love it."
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"Great. Queens."
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"- Whee."
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"♪ Not an ounce of gas, I would get up there..."
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"Hey, guys, check it, those kids go to my old high school."
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"Mighty Mighty Maspeth!"
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"What were you like in high school?"
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"Uh..."
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"I had a 94 average. Average."
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"What, so, okay, what, I mean, basically, I was a genius."
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"I miss high school."
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"The basketball team, my dance troupe."
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"The sewing club."
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"Wait, you did all those things?"
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"I was athletic and crafty as hell."
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"I bet we all would have been friends."
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"- Oh, uh..."
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"I got to take this. One sec."
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"Choak's stopped about a mile away."
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"12300 Jamaica Parkway."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Okay, so... this was my senior recital dance."
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"Kick ball change, double pirouette,"
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