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Clips from Maggie (2022) - A New Friendship Awaits You (S01E01)

"[door closes]"
Maggie (2022)
"I didn't know you all were hanging out tonight."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. You got to have girls for a girls' night."
Maggie (2022)
"- Right. [chuckles]"
Maggie (2022)
"Well, I'm, uh..."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm off to meet Dave."
Maggie (2022)
"- Aww, I love it when you two hang out,"
Maggie (2022)
"'cause it's still kind of about me."
Maggie (2022)
"- Ah, it's not. - Well."
Maggie (2022)
"- Um, have a good night."
Maggie (2022)
"- Alright, Maggie. Spill it. What happened with you two?"
Maggie (2022)
"[muffled cough]"
Maggie (2022)
"- What do you mean? - Your date?"
Maggie (2022)
"The landlord said you went out with some meat prince."
Maggie (2022)
"She was very excited about the possibility of free ham."
Maggie (2022)
"Your mom says hi, by the way."
Maggie (2022)
"- John. Yes, him."
Maggie (2022)
"- Who is this John?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Very sweet, but not my thing."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, what is your thing?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I mean, I'm a psychic, so I guess I just want somebody unpredictable"
Maggie (2022)
"who can surprise me."
Maggie (2022)
"John was ugly, wasn't he?"
Maggie (2022)
"Wow. I literally can't think of words"
Maggie (2022)
"and look at him at the same time."
Maggie (2022)
"[gasps]"
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay, Maggie, I love you, even though you still haven't accepted"
Maggie (2022)
"my period app friend request."
Maggie (2022)
"But I feel like I just, I don't understand you"
Maggie (2022)
"if you don't want to go out with this guy again."
Maggie (2022)
"- Let me see."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, listen, there are some perks to being single."
Maggie (2022)
"That being said, it sounds like a nightmare."
Maggie (2022)
"And I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy."
Maggie (2022)
"That's why I'm married."
Maggie (2022)
"- Aren't you and Dave not married?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Hmm. Not legally."
Maggie (2022)
"We got married at Burning Man."
Maggie (2022)
"It was officiated by an unlicensed wizard."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh. - He builds Adirondack chairs!"
Maggie (2022)
"[gasps] Maggie, what is wrong with you?"
Maggie (2022)
"- So this guy lives in the sea,"
Maggie (2022)
"and he and the octopus are together?"
Maggie (2022)
"DAVE: I don't think they put labels on it,"
Maggie (2022)
"but I got a good feeling they're going to make it after all."
Maggie (2022)
"- I got a good feeling that octopus has"
Maggie (2022)
"no idea what's going on."
Maggie (2022)
"- Ben, love is love, even with a tentacle. Can't fight it."
Maggie (2022)
"- Listen. Um, when did you know my sister was the one?"
Maggie (2022)
"- That's not a thing you know, mate."
Maggie (2022)
"It's like how do you know water feels good? It just does."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, not always."
Maggie (2022)
"Sometimes you drink the wrong kind,"
Maggie (2022)
"and it ruins the family vacation."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay, worrywart. See, your problem is you think too much."
Maggie (2022)
"Just feel. Quick, what's your favorite direction?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Uh, what? - Mine's forward and to the left."
Maggie (2022)
"Stop thinking. Just answer. What's your favorite time?"
Maggie (2022)
"- 11:11. Because it reminds me of four tiny swords."
Maggie (2022)
"[mimics sword swishing] - Alright. What's yours?"
Maggie (2022)
"- My future with Amy."
Maggie (2022)
"Wow. That was interesting."
Maggie (2022)
"My intuition just taught me something."
Maggie (2022)
"Your turn. Jessie, do you love her?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, I do."
Maggie (2022)
"- Nice. What are you drinking?"
Maggie (2022)
"- A crisp white would be nice."
Maggie (2022)
"- Your intuition is wrong. Two big beers."
Maggie (2022)
"- Two big beers. - Two big beers."
Maggie (2022)
"JESSIE: Alright. What do you think?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I love it. - Yeah?"
Maggie (2022)
"AMY: So good. - So good."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes. Okay."
Maggie (2022)
"How much do I owe you?"
Maggie (2022)
"Um, let's see. Where's my wallet?"
Maggie (2022)
"Oh, there's the exotic cucumber I gifted you."
Maggie (2022)
"- It's on the house. - What?"
Maggie (2022)
"Thank you."
Maggie (2022)
"Who knew having a friend who does hair is so awesome?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh my god. Are we allowed to call each other friends now?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. - I didn't want to, like, say it first"
Maggie (2022)
"and, you know, scare you guys off."
Maggie (2022)
"I haven't made new friends in a while."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, me neither."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, I get that for you."
Maggie (2022)
"Makes me so upset because you deserve everything."
Maggie (2022)
"We all deserve everything. Women are amazing."
Maggie (2022)
"- What did you see in Ben's reading?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh. Um--"
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm sorry. I shouldn't ask that,"
Maggie (2022)
"but I've been wanting to all night."
Maggie (2022)
"Um, Ben and I have been off and on for a while,"
Maggie (2022)
"so I get in my head sometimes,"
Maggie (2022)
"and I was just wondering if you saw me in his future."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well-- [doorbell rings]"
Maggie (2022)
"AMY: Oh. That's the door."
Maggie (2022)
"[clears throat]"
Maggie (2022)
"- Hi. - Hi."
Maggie (2022)
"I hope I'm in the right place."
Maggie (2022)
"Maggie texted me to come by,"
Maggie (2022)
"told me to wear basketball shorts."
Maggie (2022)
"- Please have a seat in this chair."
Maggie (2022)
"Or, you know, you can build one or whatever you want."
Maggie (2022)
"- I can do both. [laughter]"
Maggie (2022)
"- Can I have that back? - Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"There you go."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm Louise, by the way."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hi. I'm John. - Hi."
Maggie (2022)
"[both giggling]"
Maggie (2022)
"JOHN: Oh, is that a Persian?"
Maggie (2022)
"LOUISE: Oh my god--"
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh! Oh god."
Maggie (2022)
"- Whoa! Uh..."
Maggie (2022)
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. You just keep popping up everywhere, huh?"
Maggie (2022)
"- No more surprises. - Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"- I, I promise. - Hmm."
Maggie (2022)
"Keys. - Your keys."
Maggie (2022)
"- Don't think. Just answer."
Maggie (2022)
"Are you sure? - Yes."
Maggie (2022)
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