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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Gene's Christmas Break (S12E12)

"but I don't know what else to do."
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"‐Tickle party? ‐No."
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"We recreate Percy McTinsel‐Bud ourselves?"
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"Oh. But also tickle party?"
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"So you're saying you want us to record"
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"Gene's terrible Christmas album ourselves from memory?"
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"I said it was dumb, but what's our alternative?"
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"Mopey Claus in there is gonna ruin Christmas."
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"I think it's a good idea."
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"I mean, we all know the songs, since he played them a lot,"
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"every day."
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"But how do we do it without Gene knowing?"
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"He lives here so much."
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"Also, we don't play any instruments,"
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"and we don't sing."
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"♪ I beg your pardon? ♪"
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"Okay, fine."
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"I don't think it's gonna work, but it's either this"
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"or we have to put Gene down."
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"Because the kid is really suffering."
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"We could do it tomorrow in the restaurant"
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"when there's no customers."
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"‐Which is something that happens a lot. ‐Louise."
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"We just need to figure out"
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"how to get Gene out of the house."
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"‐Maybe some kind of zip line? Those are fun. ‐(phone rings)"
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"Hello. Oh, hi, Courtney."
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"I don't know if Gene can come to the phone"
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"right now. He's moaning."
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"I just wanted to let him know he left his retainer here."
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"Uh, Gene doesn't wear a retainer, honey."
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"Okay... then someone's throwing retainers in our yard."
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"Oh, Mom, let me talk to her."
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"So I guess I'm going to Courtney's now"
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"because she was weirdly insistent that I help"
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"her and her dad hang up Christmas lights?"
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"But all I want to do is lie on the floor"
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"and think about how nothing gold can stay."
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"Go, Gene. You'll have a great time hanging up lights..."
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"Yeah. Electricity is... amazing."
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"And Courtney and Doug are so fun."
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"You won't miss anything here."
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"We'll just be watching Tina while she keeps wrapping"
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"the same tissue box over and over again."
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"My creases are getting crisper."
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"Don't look at this one."
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"Maybe I could use that for my Secret Santa gift."
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"Bob, no. $15."
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"‐But those are the good tissues. They're so soft. ‐Uh‐uh."
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"‐Okay, Gene, come on. ‐Fine, I'll go."
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"But I won't have fun because I'll never smile again."
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"That's the spirit. There you go."
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"Okay, have fun. Love you, bye."
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"You're great and everything's normal."
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"Now, careful with that snowman. Do not let it tip over."
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"Oh, look, there's the Robinsons. Hi."
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"No, no. no, don't look, don't look, we're not set up yet."
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"‐Gene. Gene! ‐Wha...?"
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"Block that side. Block that side."
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"LOUISE: Okay, Percy McTinsel‐Bud's"
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"Tinsel Machine intro track, take one."
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"(out of tune, out of sync): ♪ Percy McTinsel‐Bud's ♪"
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"♪ Tinsel Machine. ♪"
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"Cut. Cut. Is everybody warmed up?"
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"‐Are you warmed up? ‐How do I do that?"
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"♪ The hippest moves you've ever grooved to ♪"
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"♪ On the workshop dance floor. ♪"
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"♪ Who are people? ♪"
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"♪ We are people ♪"
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"♪ Elves are people, too. ♪"
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"‐♪ Zip! Bam! Pop! ♪ ‐♪ What do I hear? ♪"
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"♪ It's Santa's sleigh in the atmosphere ♪"
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"♪ He's got space reindeer ♪"
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"♪ To pull him through the stars, space reindeer ♪"
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"‐♪ Na‐na‐na‐na‐na... Mars ♪ ‐♪ He's givin' presents to Mars ♪"
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"♪ Up there in his sleigh. ♪"
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"(falsetto): ♪ Teacup kittens strike again! ♪"
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"‐(entry bell jingles) ‐Are you open?"
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"Uh, yes. Uh, yes, we‐we are."
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"What's wrong with you, lights? Why aren't you lighting?"
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"And the plastic carolers don't look merry at all."
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"I give up. I guess we'll have to move."
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"At least you didn't roll over and break your dreams in half."
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"‐Stupid Christmas. ‐Yeah. Stupid Christmas."
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"‐I like Christmas. ‐No, you don't."
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"‐I do. ‐Name one good thing."
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"The presents, Santa, the pageantry."
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"I said one thing!"
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"Oh, Daddy. You need a big ol' beer."
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"I'm gonna go tell Mom."
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"‐Uh... I'm gonna go. ‐See you around."
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"Ugh, don't look at me like that."
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"Shh‐shh‐shh. He's coming."
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"‐Hi. ‐Hey, Gene. ‐Hey."
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"‐Hi. ‐What's happening?"
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"Did you guys all fart on my pillow or something?"
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"What? No. I did that one time."
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"Okay, Gene, here's the thing."
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"We got Courtney to invite you over today"
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"so we could make you... this."
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"‐I wrapped it. No big deal. ‐Hmm?"
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"‐We made you a tape Of Percy McTinsel‐Bud. ‐Yeah."
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"We sang all of your favorite Christmas songs"
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"in the world, and we did all the instruments."
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"Not with instruments but with our mouths."
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"Uh‐huh..."
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"And we didn't know all the words,"
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"but you can barely tell."
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"Unless you know all the words. Which you do."
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"But we couldn't call you and ask you what they were"
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"'cause, surprise. (chuckles)"
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"Why don't you... play it?"
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"Right. Uh... okay."
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"‐♪ Percy McTinsel‐Bud's... ♪ ‐No!"
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"I mean, uh, I love it."
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"‐You just shut off the tape player and yelled "No." ‐Yup. Mm‐hmm."
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"‐It was all Tina's idea. ‐What?"
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"I'm sorry. You guys worked so hard."
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"Aah! First I destroy the last piece of precious"
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"musical history that should have been in whatever safe"
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