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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Gene's Christmas Break (S12E12)

Sorry, I guess we don't have it.

"Sorry, I guess we don't have it."

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Well, we did our best.

"Well, we did our best."

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No!

"No!"

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‐(groaning) ‐Are you gonna be like this

"‐(groaning) ‐Are you gonna be like this"

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all through Christmas?

"all through Christmas?"

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Uh‐huh.

"Uh‐huh."

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Please, what would you do if you were looking for this record?

"Please, what would you do if you were looking for this record?"

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How do we get another one?

"How do we get another one?"

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Well, I would go online, but I assume you did that already.

"Well, I would go online, but I assume you did that already."

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But, um, just for a joke, pretend we didn't.

"But, um, just for a joke, pretend we didn't."

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What would you look up?

"What would you look up?"

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Well, you'd go on Recordrooter.

"Well, you'd go on Recordrooter."

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Hmm, it was released in 1973 by Toodle‐Loo Records.

"Hmm, it was released in 1973 by Toodle‐Loo Records."

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But I'm not seeing any copies for sale anywhere.

"But I'm not seeing any copies for sale anywhere."

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GENE: But it's a holiday classic.

"GENE: But it's a holiday classic."

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So there's just, like, no more of them in the world?

"So there's just, like, no more of them in the world?"

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They're just gone?

"They're just gone?"

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Well, yeah. I mean, some records just kinda go away.

"Well, yeah. I mean, some records just kinda go away."

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And that's why you got to take really good care

"And that's why you got to take really good care"

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of those special, rare albums.

"of those special, rare albums."

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GENE: No...!

"GENE: No...!"

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Well, I mean there are some collectors

"Well, I mean there are some collectors"

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who go deeper than Recordrooter.

"who go deeper than Recordrooter."

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Try this guy. He's local,

"Try this guy. He's local,"

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and he's a super‐obsessive collector.

"and he's a super‐obsessive collector."

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He once found a copy of Pavarotti's novelty record,

"He once found a copy of Pavarotti's novelty record,"

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Naughty Pavarotti.

"Naughty Pavarotti."

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Okay, I like it.

"Okay, I like it."

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Hey, do you guys gift wrap here?

"Hey, do you guys gift wrap here?"

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‐I guess we can. ‐Teach me everything you know.

"‐I guess we can. ‐Teach me everything you know."

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‐Tina, stop. ‐Sorry.

"‐Tina, stop. ‐Sorry."

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‐Whoa, guys. ‐(gasps)

"‐Whoa, guys. ‐(gasps)"

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‐Hey, Courtney. Is your dad home? ‐What?

"‐Hey, Courtney. Is your dad home? ‐What?"

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BOB: So, I‐I know you don't want to know

"BOB: So, I‐I know you don't want to know"

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that I have Mike, but do you think that somebody

"that I have Mike, but do you think that somebody"

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very much like Mike might enjoy a throw pillow

"very much like Mike might enjoy a throw pillow"

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that looks like a wooden log?

"that looks like a wooden log?"

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Bob, stop.

"Bob, stop."

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It's not Out‐Loud Santa, it's Secret Santa.

"It's not Out‐Loud Santa, it's Secret Santa."

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That's what makes it fun.

"That's what makes it fun."

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It was even more fun to not buy gifts

"It was even more fun to not buy gifts"

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for someone I don't know that well.

"for someone I don't know that well."

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Also, now I'm worried about disappointing our mailman

"Also, now I'm worried about disappointing our mailman"

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‐and maybe not getting mail anymore. ‐(phone ringing)

"‐and maybe not getting mail anymore. ‐(phone ringing)"

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‐Bob's Burgers. ‐TEDDY: Bob!

"‐Bob's Burgers. ‐TEDDY: Bob!"

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Oh, hi, Teddy.

"Oh, hi, Teddy."

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Don't say my name, don't tell Linda it's me.

"Don't say my name, don't tell Linda it's me."

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Okay, stranger I don't know.

"Okay, stranger I don't know."

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I can't find anything to get Mort.

"I can't find anything to get Mort."

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I just keep seeing things you and Linda would love.

"I just keep seeing things you and Linda would love."

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Is Teddy talking about his Secret Santa?

"Is Teddy talking about his Secret Santa?"

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Tell him he's got to do it on his own.

"Tell him he's got to do it on his own."

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‐Come on, I'm dying over here. ‐Um, I‐I...

"‐Come on, I'm dying over here. ‐Um, I‐I..."

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‐Hanging up now. ‐I hate this.

"‐Hanging up now. ‐I hate this."

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‐You love it. ‐No.

"‐You love it. ‐No."

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Hmm, I'm not familiar with this album,

"Hmm, I'm not familiar with this album,"

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but I know the label Toodle‐Loo Records.

"but I know the label Toodle‐Loo Records."

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They're super small, they didn't put out much, and, uh...

"They're super small, they didn't put out much, and, uh..."

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Ugh, these lights are so tangled, I can't tell

"Ugh, these lights are so tangled, I can't tell"

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if I'm making it worse or better.

"if I'm making it worse or better."

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It definitely looks more tangled than before.

"It definitely looks more tangled than before."

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This used to be all nice and long.

"This used to be all nice and long."

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They're pretty, though. I mean, I'm sure they're

"They're pretty, though. I mean, I'm sure they're"

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prettier when they're on.

"prettier when they're on."

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It's just, last year everyone in this neighborhood

"It's just, last year everyone in this neighborhood"

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started doing major Christmas decorations.

"started doing major Christmas decorations."

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So we gave it a go, and I thought

"So we gave it a go, and I thought"

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we had a good display, but we were way underlit.

"we had a good display, but we were way underlit."

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And somehow over‐reindeered.

"And somehow over‐reindeered."

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I'm not going through that again.

"I'm not going through that again."

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It was a lot of reindeers, Dad.

"It was a lot of reindeers, Dad."

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So, getting back to the record...

"So, getting back to the record..."

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Do you know where we can find a copy?

"Do you know where we can find a copy?"

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Or do you know someone who knows where we could find a copy?

"Or do you know someone who knows where we could find a copy?"

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(gasps) I do know someone.

"(gasps) I do know someone."

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‐What time is it in London? ‐There's really no way to know.

"‐What time is it in London? ‐There's really no way to know."

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Uh, tea time?

"Uh, tea time?"

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She helped me track down Naughty Pavarotti.

"She helped me track down Naughty Pavarotti."

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‐Lot of buzz about that record. ‐I know, right?

"‐Lot of buzz about that record. ‐I know, right?"

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So, yeah, if anyone can help me track down

"So, yeah, if anyone can help me track down"

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a super rare, out of print Toodle‐Loo Records

"a super rare, out of print Toodle‐Loo Records"

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Christmas album, it's her.

"Christmas album, it's her."

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It's the most specific superpower.

"It's the most specific superpower."

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Dad, I'm doing that part.

"Dad, I'm doing that part."

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Okay, but I'm just gonna do it, uh, better.

"Okay, but I'm just gonna do it, uh, better."

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Oh, it's ringing. (shudders)

"Oh, it's ringing. (shudders)"

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English ringtones, they freak me out.

"English ringtones, they freak me out."

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(laughs): Ah, hi, Alice. Doug Wheeler.

"(laughs): Ah, hi, Alice. Doug Wheeler."

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Have I, uh, caught you in the middle of anything, or...

"Have I, uh, caught you in the middle of anything, or..."

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‐Oh, you're having some tea. ‐Yes.

"‐Oh, you're having some tea. ‐Yes."

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Uh, listen, I won't keep you. Have you heard of a record

"Uh, listen, I won't keep you. Have you heard of a record"

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called Percy McTinsel‐Bud's Tinsel Machine?

"called Percy McTinsel‐Bud's Tinsel Machine?"

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‐(all gasp) ‐She's heard of it. Shh.

"‐(all gasp) ‐She's heard of it. Shh."

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Uh, listen I'm trying to track down a copy.

"Uh, listen I'm trying to track down a copy."

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It's kind of an emergency situation. Uh‐huh.

"It's kind of an emergency situation. Uh‐huh."

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Uh‐huh. Oh. Oh, no. Okay.

"Uh‐huh. Oh. Oh, no. Okay."

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Well, then, I'll let you go.

"Well, then, I'll let you go."

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Thanks. Or cheers. Ta‐ta? Oh, you say "bye."

"Thanks. Or cheers. Ta‐ta? Oh, you say "bye.""

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So do I. I say bye. Bye‐‐ Bye.

"So do I. I say bye. Bye‐‐ Bye."

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So, they pressed very, very few copies,

"So, they pressed very, very few copies,"

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which only went out to the band's fan club.

"which only went out to the band's fan club."

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And they had very few fans.

"And they had very few fans."

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Then there was a fire at the Toodle‐Loo Records warehouse.

"Then there was a fire at the Toodle‐Loo Records warehouse."

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No one died, but if there were any copies

"No one died, but if there were any copies"

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of the record in there, uh, yeah, they died.

"of the record in there, uh, yeah, they died."

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So... we're getting closer?

"So... we're getting closer?"

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That copy of the Percy McTinsel‐Bud

"That copy of the Percy McTinsel‐Bud"

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that you are holding could be the last physical copy

"that you are holding could be the last physical copy"

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on this blue marble we call Earth.

"on this blue marble we call Earth."

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‐And you said you broke it, right? ‐(crying out)

"‐And you said you broke it, right? ‐(crying out)"

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‐(groaning) ‐Aw, my sweet Gene.

"‐(groaning) ‐Aw, my sweet Gene."

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Do you want a piece of cheese? Want some salami?

"Do you want a piece of cheese? Want some salami?"

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‐Oh, do you want me to go DJ for a little while? ‐No.

"‐Oh, do you want me to go DJ for a little while? ‐No."

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I never want to hear any holiday music ever again.

"I never want to hear any holiday music ever again."

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(gasps) You don't mean that.

"(gasps) You don't mean that."

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He didn't even say anything about the cheese and the salami.

"He didn't even say anything about the cheese and the salami."

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I know. I'm really scared.

"I know. I'm really scared."

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Seems like Gene's got to get his moans out.

"Seems like Gene's got to get his moans out."

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Should we, uh, leave him to it?

"Should we, uh, leave him to it?"

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I have a bad, stupid idea that I don't even want to say,

"I have a bad, stupid idea that I don't even want to say,"

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