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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Gene's Christmas Break (S12E12)

"♪ ♪"
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"Good morning, little elves on all the shelves."
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"Time to start the day right with a visit from"
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"‐The Very Merry Mice! ‐♪ Santa put us in his pocket ♪"
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"♪ And we're going for a ride ♪"
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"♪ To all the little girls and boys ♪"
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"♪ With presents by our side... ♪"
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"Can someone turn down the radio?"
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"Just kidding. I know it's Gene playing music."
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"‐Good one, T. ‐Thanks."
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"Aw, Gene's my favorite little Christmas DJ."
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"He's got two turntables and a mistletoe."
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"Yup, every year, starting at first light"
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"on December 1st, all day, every day."
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"And I can't escape it 'cause I live here."
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"It's way too early to blast this noise"
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"on my tender, tiny eardrums."
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"I can barely hear myself think of stuff"
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"I want to ask Santa for."
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"I'm just gonna start shouting it out. Motorcycle!"
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"Gene, come get some breakfast before you pass out."
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"I'm good. My DJ setup has a cereal bar,"
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"as they all do, I assume."
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"I ho‐ho‐hope you enjoyed that holiday classic."
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"But Christmas ain't merry without this DJ Gene favorite."
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"You know it, you love it."
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"♪ Percy McTinsel‐Bud's Tinsel Machine... ♪"
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"‐Oh, boy. ‐Oh, God. ‐Ugh!"
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"This album gets way too much play."
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"Some of us don't need to hear it every ten minutes."
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"♪ Percy McTinsel‐Bud's Tinsel Machine... ♪"
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"This is your fault, Dad."
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"I know. I'm so sorry."
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, I forgot I still had that."
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"That‐That's Percy McTinsel‐Bud."
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"It's a really weird Christmas album from the '70s."
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"My aunt gave it to me. I‐I think she smoked a lot of pot."
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"It's a Christmas album?"
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"Why are there kittens diving into a tea cup?"
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"I don't remember all the songs,"
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"but maybe there's one about that."
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"I‐I'll just donate it to the trash."
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"No, I want it! It makes me uncomfortable"
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"in a way I kinda like."
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"If only I'd destroyed that thing when I had the chance."
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"At least we all get to suffer together as a family?"
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"GENE: Mother, dance with me to "Santa's Groove‐Shop.""
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"Oh, my God, the DJ asked to dance with me."
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"‐Coming. ‐No. Stop encouraging him."
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"Also, Santa doesn't allow grooving in his shop."
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"He's all business."
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"♪ Dancing on the workshop dance floor... ♪"
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"Hey, can I ask you guys something?"
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"Is the question: can we use your allowance"
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"to check into a hotel till New Year's? Yes."
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"No. Do you think I could get really, really,"
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"really good at gift wrapping?"
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"I want to learn to gift wrap like the pros."
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"‐What do you mean? ‐My gift‐giving game is ho ho ho,"
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"but my gift wrapping game is a no no no."
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"I want to be good at both so I can be"
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"a Christmas double threat."
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"You are pretty bad at wrapping."
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"Remember that time when Mom thought your present to her"
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"was a crumpled pile of garbage, and she threw it out?"
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"Oh, yeah, that was sad."
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"But the gloves you got her were nice,"
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"when she fished them out of the dumpster."
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"Too bad she didn't have gloves for that."
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"GENE: Anyone have any requests for DJ Gene after this song?"
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"‐Uh... ‐How about nothing?"
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"You know what, never mind."
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"I know what everyone's thirsty for."
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"‐♪ Percy McTinsel‐Bud. ♪ ‐(screams)"
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"TEDDY: Thanks, Linda."
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"Hey, I have a proposal for you guys."
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"‐Uh... ‐What is it?"
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"How'd you two like to do"
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"a neighborhood Secret Santa?"
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"‐Ooh. ‐Oh, no, thanks."
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"Come on. Neighborhood Secret Santa."
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"Like, let's say I get Bob, and Bob gets Linda,"
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"and Linda gets me. How fun is that?"
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"‐No. Oh. ‐I love it."
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"But, Teddy, you can't do Secret Santa with three people."
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"Sure you can. Three is perfect."
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"I'm pretty sure that's the traditional way it's done."
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"‐(bell jingles) ‐Hello."
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"Hi, Mort. Hey, you want to do"
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"‐a neighborhood Secret Santa with us? ‐Wait, what?"
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"‐Oh, uh, okay, sure. ‐Ah..."
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"But, full disclosure,"
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"I've never Secret Santa'd before, so be gentle."
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"‐Ugh. ‐What?"
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"Four people is still"
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"not really enough people."
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"Darn. Should we maybe just go back"
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"to how things were before Teddy mentioned this idea?"
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"‐(bell jingles) ‐Oh, oh, Mike,"
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"you got to do neighborhood Secret Santa with us."
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"We need the numbers."
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"Oh, uh, I don't know."
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"‐Oh, come on. ‐It's‐‐ You don't have to."
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"‐It's neighborhood Secret Santa. ‐No one has to."
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"I mean, it's not as though I've got an"
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"insanely busy job this time of year or anything."
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"‐Feel free to say no, Mike. ‐Oh, no, I'm definitely in."
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"I just wanted you guys to appreciate"
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"how hard I work during the holidays."
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"All right. Okay, so I write everyone's name,"
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"put 'em in a cup, and then we all pick."
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"Whatever name you get, you buy them a present."
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"But you can't tell anyone who you got."
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"No trading names, either."
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"Or else the Christmas police will come"
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"and take you to Christmas jail."
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"Oh, then do we get arraigned‐deer?"
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"‐(chuckles) ‐Mort, please."
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"And we don't spend any more than, uh,"
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