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Clips from Physical - Let's Get This Party Started (S01E01)

Babe. Before you start, okay, Jerry does this for a living.

"Babe. Before you start, okay, Jerry does this for a living."

Physical

I mean, he got Stanley Bukowski elected up there, you know?

"I mean, he got Stanley Bukowski elected up there, you know?"

Physical

And Stanley, he thought Lenin was too open-minded.

"And Stanley, he thought Lenin was too open-minded."

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This isn't San Francisco, and he doesn't know the community,

"This isn't San Francisco, and he doesn't know the community,"

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and they don't go with flows here.

"and they don't go with flows here."

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Can you give him some credit, all right?

"Can you give him some credit, all right?"

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Jerry is going to help me do a lot of the big work

"Jerry is going to help me do a lot of the big work"

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and still stay true to myself.

"and still stay true to myself."

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I just wish that we talked about it first.

"I just wish that we talked about it first."

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I'm assuming that he's not doing this for free.

"I'm assuming that he's not doing this for free."

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We decided to use our savings. What the hell else are they for?

"We decided to use our savings. What the hell else are they for?"

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The savings are imaginary. A ghost.

"The savings are imaginary. A ghost."

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Couldn't help but overhear.

"Couldn't help but overhear."

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I hate to take dinero from comrades,

"I hate to take dinero from comrades,"

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but I'm actually gonna need that money pronto.

"but I'm actually gonna need that money pronto."

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- Just kind of my policy in this capacity. - Of course, Jer.

"- Just kind of my policy in this capacity. - Of course, Jer."

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No, we totally respect that.

"No, we totally respect that."

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You know what I've been dreaming of lately?

"You know what I've been dreaming of lately?"

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That it's ten years ago and you're still relevant?

"That it's ten years ago and you're still relevant?"

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Those falafel balls you used to make.

"Those falafel balls you used to make."

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I could put away a dozen of those, and maybe another cold beer to go with?

"I could put away a dozen of those, and maybe another cold beer to go with?"

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Jerry, everybody slept with Trish.

"Jerry, everybody slept with Trish."

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- That's not an accomplishment. - Man.

"- That's not an accomplishment. - Man."

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If everyone did it, what makes it special that you did it?

"If everyone did it, what makes it special that you did it?"

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Even Ricky?

"Even Ricky?"

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Six times. Junior year.

"Six times. Junior year."

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No.

"No."

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Why didn't I get to do that?

"Why didn't I get to do that?"

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Well, I mean, I thought every single professor I had was attractive.

"Well, I mean, I thought every single professor I had was attractive."

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I don't know. Yes, every one of them.

"I don't know. Yes, every one of them."

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I don't know if that means I love education or sex.

"I don't know if that means I love education or sex."

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- Need some chairs, tables. - Forget chairs.

"- Need some chairs, tables. - Forget chairs."

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You're out there living.

"You're out there living."

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- Hey... - True, man.

"- Hey... - True, man."

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- It's about money… - Were you boiling eggs?

"- It's about money… - Were you boiling eggs?"

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- …we need to get the ground game going. - Shit. Yeah, sorry.

"- …we need to get the ground game going. - Shit. Yeah, sorry."

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- We went on a sunrise brainstorm session. - We need to mobilize three groups.

"- We went on a sunrise brainstorm session. - We need to mobilize three groups."

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- Maya's still sleeping. - The geezers, wheezers,

"- Maya's still sleeping. - The geezers, wheezers,"

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and the teasers.

"and the teasers."

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Now, the geezers are the old folks.

"Now, the geezers are the old folks."

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The wheezers are the people concerned about air quality.

"The wheezers are the people concerned about air quality."

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- Actually. Before I forget… - And the...

"- Actually. Before I forget… - And the..."

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…Ernie invited us to the grunion run party at the Shore Club.

"…Ernie invited us to the grunion run party at the Shore Club."

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He said it'd be a smart way to drum up some support.

"He said it'd be a smart way to drum up some support."

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- All right. - The Shore Club? Like a country club?

"- All right. - The Shore Club? Like a country club?"

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That's not your scene, Dan Man.

"That's not your scene, Dan Man."

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Yeah, but if we're talking about raising money...

"Yeah, but if we're talking about raising money..."

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Well, I defer to your hard-earned expertise on country clubs, Sheil.

"Well, I defer to your hard-earned expertise on country clubs, Sheil."

Physical

I mean, does this Dinah Shore joint even let Jews in?

"I mean, does this Dinah Shore joint even let Jews in?"

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- As of seven years ago, yes. - Seven years.

"- As of seven years ago, yes. - Seven years."

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You know, it could be a good idea.

"You know, it could be a good idea."

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"I don't know. Maybe make a few more high-profile contacts, maybe?"

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Okay. I get it.

"Okay. I get it."

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In Reagan San Diego, you have to kiss some soft, white ass.

"In Reagan San Diego, you have to kiss some soft, white ass."

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But word to the wise, don't try to play by their rules.

"But word to the wise, don't try to play by their rules."

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You won't win.

"You won't win."

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And I'm not just talking about the election.

"And I'm not just talking about the election."

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In your soul, you will feel like a pandering schmuck.

"In your soul, you will feel like a pandering schmuck."

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You need to hold on to your integrity

"You need to hold on to your integrity"

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like it's the last piece of tail before the firing squad.

"like it's the last piece of tail before the firing squad."

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Because at the end of the day, brother, that's all you got.

"Because at the end of the day, brother, that's all you got."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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No one is talking about losing integrity.

"No one is talking about losing integrity."

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It's a cocktail party full of people with money.

"It's a cocktail party full of people with money."

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Which is what you like to get paid with. Right, Jer?

"Which is what you like to get paid with. Right, Jer?"

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You mean that thing that you grew up with, Sheil?

"You mean that thing that you grew up with, Sheil?"

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Are your parents providing any ducats to this campaign…

"Are your parents providing any ducats to this campaign…"

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- Okay. - …speaking of,

"- Okay. - …speaking of,"

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or are we all still pretending like they don't exist?

"or are we all still pretending like they don't exist?"

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That's enough, Jer. Come on.

"That's enough, Jer. Come on."

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Hey, I never told you who the teasers are.

"Hey, I never told you who the teasers are."

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The teasers are the ladies.

"The teasers are the ladies."

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The gals who are going to fall for your charm

"The gals who are going to fall for your charm"

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and drag their dipshit husbands to the voting booths to vote with them.

"and drag their dipshit husbands to the voting booths to vote with them."

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Am I right?

"Am I right?"

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The hair of the pussy can pull a freight train.

"The hair of the pussy can pull a freight train."

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You know that better than anybody.

"You know that better than anybody."

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Raise it a little bit and put it in the center.

"Raise it a little bit and put it in the center."

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Yeah, center it a little bit. And a little to the left.

"Yeah, center it a little bit. And a little to the left."

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What's all this?

"What's all this?"

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Bunny and me are moving back into the van.

"Bunny and me are moving back into the van."

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Need to stay, you know, nimble.

"Need to stay, you know, nimble."

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Hey, did you give any more thought to the whole, like, campaign video thing?

"Hey, did you give any more thought to the whole, like, campaign video thing?"

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'Cause I got some ideas.

"'Cause I got some ideas."

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Like Endless Summer meets Triumph of the Will.

"Like Endless Summer meets Triumph of the Will."

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I do, but class is starting, so I gotta get in there.

"I do, but class is starting, so I gotta get in there."

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You got a good crowd in there.

"You got a good crowd in there."

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- You uncomfortable? - Yes.

"- You uncomfortable? - Yes."

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- You wanna stop? - Yes.

"- You wanna stop? - Yes."

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Good. That's the sweet spot.

"Good. That's the sweet spot."

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That's where the change happens.

"That's where the change happens."

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Gonna push through.

"Gonna push through."

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Now do what you don't wanna do.

"Now do what you don't wanna do."

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High knees in three, two, one,

"High knees in three, two, one,"

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together and four, three, two, one.

"together and four, three, two, one."

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"A little brown bear ate all his berries and cream,

""A little brown bear ate all his berries and cream,"

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But he was still a little hungry bear.

"But he was still a little hungry bear."

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Said to his mommy, 'Can't I have just one more berry?'

"Said to his mommy, 'Can't I have just one more berry?'"

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And she said, 'Little bear, we mustn't be greedy.

"And she said, 'Little bear, we mustn't be greedy."

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There must be enough to last the very long winter ahead.

"There must be enough to last the very long winter ahead."

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Now it's time to go to sleep, my precious one.'

"Now it's time to go to sleep, my precious one.'"

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"But grumbly tummies don't make for sleepy little bears."

""But grumbly tummies don't make for sleepy little bears.""

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- It's not forever, you know. It's just... - Is he helping us or are we helping him?

"- It's not forever, you know. It's just... - Is he helping us or are we helping him?"

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Well, why can't it be both?

"Well, why can't it be both?"

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I got into this campaign to make a difference

"I got into this campaign to make a difference"

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and Jerry keeps me honest.

"and Jerry keeps me honest."

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I'm worried that he's gonna distract you.

"I'm worried that he's gonna distract you."

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The Shore Club. I mean, yes, that's the Establishment, but...

"The Shore Club. I mean, yes, that's the Establishment, but..."

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Do you remember when you brought me to the Golf Club?

"Do you remember when you brought me to the Golf Club?"

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Who do you think that ticked off more? Your dad or your mom?

"Who do you think that ticked off more? Your dad or your mom?"

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This liberal Jew pawing at you at the table reeking of Maui Wowie.

"This liberal Jew pawing at you at the table reeking of Maui Wowie."

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You know, sometimes I think you only started dating me

"You know, sometimes I think you only started dating me"

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just to piss them off.

"just to piss them off."

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I really think the Shore Club,

"I really think the Shore Club,"

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if you show those people who you really are,

"if you show those people who you really are,"

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they'll respond.

"they'll respond."

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They'll write checks. How could they not?

"They'll write checks. How could they not?"

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And it wasn't just to piss them off.

"And it wasn't just to piss them off."

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But that was pretty great too.

"But that was pretty great too."

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Of course John Breem is here.

"Of course John Breem is here."

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