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Clips from Physical - Let's Face the Facts (S01E01)

I'm done with all of it, okay?

"I'm done with all of it, okay?"

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I just have to support my husband and my family, and that is it. I'm sorry.

"I just have to support my husband and my family, and that is it. I'm sorry."

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What was that about?

"What was that about?"

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Nothing, babe. Nothing.

"Nothing, babe. Nothing."

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Advanced case of surfer's ear.

"Advanced case of surfer's ear."

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Which is a pretty hefty bummer for a dude as young as you.

"Which is a pretty hefty bummer for a dude as young as you."

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So what does that mean?

"So what does that mean?"

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It means you have bone growth in your ear canal

"It means you have bone growth in your ear canal"

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from constant exposure to cold water and wind.

"from constant exposure to cold water and wind."

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Aka, surfing the Pacific.

"Aka, surfing the Pacific."

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Gnarly.

"Gnarly."

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Couple options:

"Couple options:"

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You could cross your fingers and plug your ears when you surf,

"You could cross your fingers and plug your ears when you surf,"

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but there's a pretty good chance you'd have permanent hearing loss.

"but there's a pretty good chance you'd have permanent hearing loss."

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Yeah, I can live with that.

"Yeah, I can live with that."

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Or die from getting an infection after a rainstorm

"Or die from getting an infection after a rainstorm"

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when all that beautiful sewage hits. God bless America.

"when all that beautiful sewage hits. God bless America."

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Or?

"Or?"

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We could do a procedure.

"We could do a procedure."

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Drill into the ear,

"Drill into the ear,"

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and then you have to stay out of the water for two months post-op.

"and then you have to stay out of the water for two months post-op."

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- Two months? - I know. It's brutal.

"- Two months? - I know. It's brutal."

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But, while nothing is confirmed about the afterlife,

"But, while nothing is confirmed about the afterlife,"

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I'm not sure you can surf there either.

"I'm not sure you can surf there either."

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Fuck.

"Fuck."

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You're gonna give 'em hell. They won't know what hit 'em, man.

"You're gonna give 'em hell. They won't know what hit 'em, man."

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Let them know what they're up against, that they can't mess with you.

"Let them know what they're up against, that they can't mess with you."

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Or you could make an unexpected connection, change a mind or two,

"Or you could make an unexpected connection, change a mind or two,"

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especially if you talk about smart growth and development.

"especially if you talk about smart growth and development."

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- No, he's not doing that. - I think it's up to him, Jerry. Not you.

"- No, he's not doing that. - I think it's up to him, Jerry. Not you."

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There's Ernie right there.

"There's Ernie right there."

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Wait. Who's that with him?

"Wait. Who's that with him?"

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I don't know, but he definitely has a type.

"I don't know, but he definitely has a type."

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That's Greta. It's his wife.

"That's Greta. It's his wife."

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- Greta! - Hey.

"- Greta! - Hey."

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- Hey. Hi. - Been a while. Good to see you.

"- Hey. Hi. - Been a while. Good to see you."

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- You remember Jerry Goldman? - Yeah. Hey, Jerry.

"- You remember Jerry Goldman? - Yeah. Hey, Jerry."

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- Campaign manager. - Hey, how you doing?

"- Campaign manager. - Hey, how you doing?"

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- This is Ernie and Greta Hauser. - Hi.

"- This is Ernie and Greta Hauser. - Hi."

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- I like your hair. - Thank you.

"- I like your hair. - Thank you."

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- We've missed you guys. - Yeah, we…

"- We've missed you guys. - Yeah, we…"

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we've been a little busy.

"we've been a little busy."

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Yeah. But we very much enjoyed watching your campaign grow.

"Yeah. But we very much enjoyed watching your campaign grow."

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- From the sidelines. Yeah. - Well, the important thing

"- From the sidelines. Yeah. - Well, the important thing"

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is that you're here now.

"is that you're here now."

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We thank you so much for your support. Especially today.

"We thank you so much for your support. Especially today."

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Yeah. Absolutely. Especially in this crowd.

"Yeah. Absolutely. Especially in this crowd."

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I haven't felt this out of place since the first time I met Sheila's parents,

"I haven't felt this out of place since the first time I met Sheila's parents,"

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which was also the last time, so that's how well it went. Yeah.

"which was also the last time, so that's how well it went. Yeah."

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Well, don't worry. This group is… It's already well fortified.

"Well, don't worry. This group is… It's already well fortified."

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Just keep the syllable count low.

"Just keep the syllable count low."

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Sup.

"Sup."

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Sup.

"Sup."

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It's going off. You paddling out?

"It's going off. You paddling out?"

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Can't.

"Can't."

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Got this ear thing. It's serious.

"Got this ear thing. It's serious."

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Doctor says it could be my fucking fune.

"Doctor says it could be my fucking fune."

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Plus, my new board broke.

"Plus, my new board broke."

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And a man I believed to be my friend stole my video and bootlegged it,

"And a man I believed to be my friend stole my video and bootlegged it,"

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so I'm feeling pretty fucking all around screwed, dude.

"so I'm feeling pretty fucking all around screwed, dude."

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'Kay.

"'Kay."

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Later.

"Later."

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Hey, wait.

"Hey, wait."

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It's really going off?

"It's really going off?"

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Not bad?

"Not bad?"

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I guess.

"I guess."

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Your tape. Your workout.

"Your tape. Your workout."

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I saw it.

"I saw it."

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My wife, she does it.

"My wife, she does it."

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Is doing it.

"Is doing it."

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She likes it, and I understand why.

"She likes it, and I understand why."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I'm curious, though, as a businessman. What's your distribution model?

"I'm curious, though, as a businessman. What's your distribution model?"

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Like, how do you plan to grow?

"Like, how do you plan to grow?"

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- What's next, Sheila? - Nothing.

"- What's next, Sheila? - Nothing."

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- Nothing is next. - What do you mean nothing?

"- Nothing is next. - What do you mean nothing?"

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The video was a mistake. A folly.

"The video was a mistake. A folly."

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You know, something that I just fell into but then reconsidered.

"You know, something that I just fell into but then reconsidered."

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I've never seen anything like it. Outside of the church, that is.

"I've never seen anything like it. Outside of the church, that is."

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The fervor that you bring to teaching, it's...

"The fervor that you bring to teaching, it's..."

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My wife is certainly taken by it. I think other women would be too.

"My wife is certainly taken by it. I think other women would be too."

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And with the VCR home market just beginning,

"And with the VCR home market just beginning,"

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you could be sitting on a gold mine.

"you could be sitting on a gold mine."

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- Well, that wasn't my goal. - But it was your instinct.

"- Well, that wasn't my goal. - But it was your instinct."

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The woman I saw on that tape wouldn't be happy standing next to her husband,

"The woman I saw on that tape wouldn't be happy standing next to her husband,"

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peddling a bunch of old 1960's socialism...

"peddling a bunch of old 1960's socialism..."

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You don't know who I am, and you're just seeing what you wanna see.

"You don't know who I am, and you're just seeing what you wanna see."

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And Danny's politics aren't old. They're timeless and visionary.

"And Danny's politics aren't old. They're timeless and visionary."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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My apologies. I thought I saw something else.

"My apologies. I thought I saw something else."

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Something more…

"Something more…"

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- Never mind. - You like to do that.

"- Never mind. - You like to do that."

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Like, half say something and then walk away.

"Like, half say something and then walk away."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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I saw a future for you that looks a lot different

"I saw a future for you that looks a lot different"

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than the one your husband's laying out.

"than the one your husband's laying out."

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I believe what my husband believes.

"I believe what my husband believes."

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Yeah, but isn't it strange, how you can believe one thing

"Yeah, but isn't it strange, how you can believe one thing"

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and still be drawn to something else?

"and still be drawn to something else?"

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There's a market for your tape.

"There's a market for your tape."

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If you don't take advantage of it, someone else will.

"If you don't take advantage of it, someone else will."

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Somebody already has.

"Somebody already has."

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Someone's apparently bootlegging it and selling it themselves.

"Someone's apparently bootlegging it and selling it themselves."

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What? You're just letting them get away with it? Why?

"What? You're just letting them get away with it? Why?"

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Because you're pathetic. A worthless sack of shit.

"Because you're pathetic. A worthless sack of shit."

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Because I have other priorities.

"Because I have other priorities."

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Hey, they're getting ready to start. I saved you a seat.

"Hey, they're getting ready to start. I saved you a seat."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Not at all.

"Not at all."

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Nice to see you.

"Nice to see you."

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Is everything all right?

"Is everything all right?"

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For once in your fucking life, the truth.

"For once in your fucking life, the truth."

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No. It's actually... It's not. Will you drive me somewhere?

"No. It's actually... It's not. Will you drive me somewhere?"

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Tyler.

"Tyler."

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Tyler? I got burritos. If you can't surf, at least you can eat.

"Tyler? I got burritos. If you can't surf, at least you can eat."

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If you want someone for growth,

"If you want someone for growth,"

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for prosperity, progress,

"for prosperity, progress,"

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then you want me.

"then you want me."

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Not some tax-and-spend, flip-flopping liberal

"Not some tax-and-spend, flip-flopping liberal"

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who thinks he can shave his beard once a year

"who thinks he can shave his beard once a year"

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