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Clips from Physical - Let's Face the Facts (S01E01)

Guess I could check him out.

"Guess I could check him out."

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There she is. So tiny in real life.

"There she is. So tiny in real life."

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We love your tape.

"We love your tape."

Physical

We've been doing it at home. Thought we'd come check out the real thing.

"We've been doing it at home. Thought we'd come check out the real thing."

Physical

Is Sheila teaching today?

"Is Sheila teaching today?"

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Sheila's not teaching right now. She's on an extended leave.

"Sheila's not teaching right now. She's on an extended leave."

Physical

I'm sorry. How'd you see our tape?

"I'm sorry. How'd you see our tape?"

Physical

Yeah. That's not really possible. I only made, like, four copies.

"Yeah. That's not really possible. I only made, like, four copies."

Physical

Who the fuck sold this to you?

"Who the fuck sold this to you?"

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I've got an idea.

"I've got an idea."

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She is quite plugged up.

"She is quite plugged up."

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It's really very taxing to hold her hand through her efforts.

"It's really very taxing to hold her hand through her efforts."

Physical

I recommend canned pumpkin with a little hearty muesli…

"I recommend canned pumpkin with a little hearty muesli…"

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some nice plain yogurt.

"some nice plain yogurt."

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- Yeah. I'll try those. Yeah. - Yeah. Okay.

"- Yeah. I'll try those. Yeah. - Yeah. Okay."

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Thanks, Paige.

"Thanks, Paige."

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- Hi. - Go with Paige.

"- Hi. - Go with Paige."

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Greta.

"Greta."

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Greta. Been a while. You dyed your hair.

"Greta. Been a while. You dyed your hair."

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What can I do for you, Sheila?

"What can I do for you, Sheila?"

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I just, you know, haven't seen you or Ernie recently.

"I just, you know, haven't seen you or Ernie recently."

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You weren't at the beach cleanup.

"You weren't at the beach cleanup."

Physical

And, I know that you're angry at me. A lot of people are.

"And, I know that you're angry at me. A lot of people are."

Physical

Because you're a lying, conniving untru...

"Because you're a lying, conniving untru..."

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You're not always on my mind, you know. I have other things going on in my life.

"You're not always on my mind, you know. I have other things going on in my life."

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We didn't go to the beach cleanup because we didn't feel like it.

"We didn't go to the beach cleanup because we didn't feel like it."

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I have to get going.

"I have to get going."

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Greta. I...

"Greta. I..."

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I know I screwed up, and I don't know how to make it right.

"I know I screwed up, and I don't know how to make it right."

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Are you...

"Are you..."

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You could start by apologizing. You never have.

"You could start by apologizing. You never have."

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What? I haven't?

"What? I haven't?"

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Really? I mean, I meant to.

"Really? I mean, I meant to."

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I thought...

"I thought..."

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I should have, because I am sorry.

"I should have, because I am sorry."

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I'm so sorry. It was a mistake.

"I'm so sorry. It was a mistake."

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It was just a stupid, selfish...

"It was just a stupid, selfish..."

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All you had to do was ask. I would've let you borrow the camera.

"All you had to do was ask. I would've let you borrow the camera."

Physical

Really?

"Really?"

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You're my friend.

"You're my friend."

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I real... I...

"I real... I..."

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I have a really hard time opening up to other women.

"I have a really hard time opening up to other women."

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Yeah, well, I'm too good at it.

"Yeah, well, I'm too good at it."

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And it makes people uncomfortable. So…

"And it makes people uncomfortable. So…"

Physical

opposite problems, same result.

"opposite problems, same result."

Physical

My God. Can I just show you something?

"My God. Can I just show you something?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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My God.

"My God."

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Shut up.

"Shut up."

Physical

- What happened? - I got inspired.

"- What happened? - I got inspired."

Physical

Wow. By the tape?

"Wow. By the tape?"

Physical

No. Not at first. I mean, at first, I was, like, super scared.

"No. Not at first. I mean, at first, I was, like, super scared."

Physical

Like, who is this stranger I have been sleeping next to all these years, right?

"Like, who is this stranger I have been sleeping next to all these years, right?"

Physical

But then we talked about, like, who we really are,

"But then we talked about, like, who we really are,"

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and what we really like.

"and what we really like."

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Like, do you know that he loves my belly?

"Like, do you know that he loves my belly?"

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The fullness?

"The fullness?"

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It's so funny. The thing I've been beating myself up over for years, he loves.

"It's so funny. The thing I've been beating myself up over for years, he loves."

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I gotta put this rug back on. I look crazy.

"I gotta put this rug back on. I look crazy."

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You look amazing.

"You look amazing."

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- Yeah? - Yeah. It's so cool.

"- Yeah? - Yeah. It's so cool."

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It's...

"It's..."

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It's a swing.

"It's a swing."

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I'm a little scared of you.

"I'm a little scared of you."

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You better get out that door.

"You better get out that door."

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Bishop Alec was right. I wasn't doing enough for you.

"Bishop Alec was right. I wasn't doing enough for you."

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So I thought long and hard to figure out what you needed that I wasn't giving.

"So I thought long and hard to figure out what you needed that I wasn't giving."

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Now you can work on your water challenges

"Now you can work on your water challenges"

Physical

from the sanctity of our own blessed bedroom.

"from the sanctity of our own blessed bedroom."

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Isn't that wonderful?

"Isn't that wonderful?"

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It is a waste of time.

"It is a waste of time."

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They'd never give me the endorsement

"They'd never give me the endorsement"

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even if I got 'em all sucked off by Nancy Reagan.

"even if I got 'em all sucked off by Nancy Reagan."

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Don't say anything.

"Don't say anything."

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- You're right, man. - Yes. I am.

"- You're right, man. - Yes. I am."

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But you still gotta go.

"But you still gotta go."

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It's the Chamber of Commerce we're talking about. It's precedent.

"It's the Chamber of Commerce we're talking about. It's precedent."

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Precedent? Precedent has meant selling out our community

"Precedent? Precedent has meant selling out our community"

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and our coastline to enrich fraudulent assholes.

"and our coastline to enrich fraudulent assholes."

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Don't say anything.

"Don't say anything."

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Just go.

"Just go."

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Eat their food, shake their fat fucking fingers, and stick to your guns.

"Eat their food, shake their fat fucking fingers, and stick to your guns."

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No coastal development.

"No coastal development."

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Don't…

"Don't…"

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Don't you want the pleasure of saying that to their face?

"Don't you want the pleasure of saying that to their face?"

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…say…

"…say…"

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Personally, I'd rather see that.

"Personally, I'd rather see that."

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You're wrong.

"You're wrong."

Physical

I know these guys aren't our allies,

"I know these guys aren't our allies,"

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but you can't purposefully alienate them. This is San Diego.

"but you can't purposefully alienate them. This is San Diego."

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We'll never get the fundamentalists, the anti-communists, the naval block.

"We'll never get the fundamentalists, the anti-communists, the naval block."

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And your own coalition is surfers, students.

"And your own coalition is surfers, students."

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They're more likely to forget their own birthday than vote.

"They're more likely to forget their own birthday than vote."

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We can't afford to estrange ourselves from the business community as well.

"We can't afford to estrange ourselves from the business community as well."

Physical

Especially since the middle ground is so accessible.

"Especially since the middle ground is so accessible."

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You're not against all coastal development, you're for smart development.

"You're not against all coastal development, you're for smart development."

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You got this.

"You got this."

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I don't remember asking you for your input.

"I don't remember asking you for your input."

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What I remember is you burying us in debt,

"What I remember is you burying us in debt,"

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endangering our campaign and our livelihood,

"endangering our campaign and our livelihood,"

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lying to me.

"lying to me."

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So, Sheila,

"So, Sheila,"

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how do I trust anything you say now?

"how do I trust anything you say now?"

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You had to open your big, fat fucking...

"You had to open your big, fat fucking..."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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I was out of line. You're right.

"I was out of line. You're right."

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I'm telling you, dude. It's not her.

"I'm telling you, dude. It's not her."

Physical

Sup, Sheila. How you been?

"Sup, Sheila. How you been?"

Physical

What? We're not doing small talk first? It's a social convention.

"What? We're not doing small talk first? It's a social convention."

Physical

Someone's selling our video with a different cover all over town.

"Someone's selling our video with a different cover all over town."

Physical

So the way we see it, you're either a fucking flake or a fucking thief.

"So the way we see it, you're either a fucking flake or a fucking thief."

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Which one is it?

"Which one is it?"

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I mean, are you a fat bitch now?

"I mean, are you a fat bitch now?"

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Or are you just a fat bitch because fat, ugly, fat? Bitch?

"Or are you just a fat bitch because fat, ugly, fat? Bitch?"

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Fat?

"Fat?"

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I have no idea what happened with the video.

"I have no idea what happened with the video."

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The whole thing's just a dream.

"The whole thing's just a dream."

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A nightmare, really, but I can't be involved anymore. I...

"A nightmare, really, but I can't be involved anymore. I..."

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Wait, you're, like, already involved. I mean, it's your face on the tape. Look.

"Wait, you're, like, already involved. I mean, it's your face on the tape. Look."

Physical

I am not involved anymore.

"I am not involved anymore."

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