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Clips from Galavant - Two Balls (S01E01)

"♪ If you missed last week's show ♪"
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"♪ Or if you're slightly slow ♪"
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"♪ Here's what came previously on "Galavant" ♪"
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"♪ The Princess Isabella came searching for this fella ♪"
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"♪ The washed-up hero known as Galavant ♪"
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"♪ Now she's gotten him to lend a hand ♪"
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"♪ To oust the king who seized her land ♪"
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"♪ But zing, she's working for the king ♪"
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"♪ The trap's about to spring ♪"
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"♪ But that's not everything ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause our hero only came to save his former flame ♪"
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"♪ Forced into marriage with the cruel King Richard ♪"
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"♪ Sweet Madalena, though, has lost her saintly glow ♪"
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"♪ In fact, she's tilting pretty sharply bitchward ♪"
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"♪ Add the king, who wants to win her heart ♪"
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"♪ And rip our hero's world apart ♪"
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"♪ And that is where I leave you at ♪"
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"♪ So hold on to your hat ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause here's what's next ♪"
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"♪ For Galava-a-a-a-nt! ♪"
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"We've been riding for days. The horses need to rest."
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"We'll stop here."
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"My people will treat you like a princess, Princess."
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"Don't get too comfortable."
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"One night, Sid. Then we hit the road."
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"So, this is it, my hometown."
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"A little background on the place..."
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"Middle-class community, lots of sheep-sheering,"
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"great place to raise a family."
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"That should cover it."
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"Sounds lovely, Sid. One tiny question."
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"- Shoot. - What the hell is that?"
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""Sidneyland"?"
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"Ah, you noticed that."
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"Galavant - S01E03 Two Balls"
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"All hail Sid!"
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"The conquering hero returns!"
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"Huzzah!"
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"- Sid. - Yeah."
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"What is happening?"
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"Well, I'm adopted."
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"When I was a baby, an older couple found me on their doorstep and took me in."
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"You know the expression "it takes a village"?"
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"No. No. No, I don't think that's been invented yet."
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"Oh. Autograph, please!"
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"Well, I was a golden child around here."
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"And over the years, when I wrote home, I may have exaggerated a bit."
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"Mm!"
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"Oh, I wish you were my cousin so I could marry you."
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"Aw, that's so sweet!"
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"I know this is unusual, but it would mean the world to me"
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"if you could go along with this for just one night."
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"Play along? Do you mean, like, act?"
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"Did you know that my hometown of Valencia"
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"is famous for two things..."
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"Our cabbage festival and our theater program."
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"So, worst place ever."
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"You should have just said "worst place ever.""
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"Every night, we'd gather around the town elder tree"
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"with nothing but the power of our imaginations."
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"Sometimes, we wouldn't even have a script that night."
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"So we'd have to find our characters"
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"over the course of many, many hours of theater."
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"You sure you want to save this place?"
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"Sid, I'm in."
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"Get ready. My parents are a lot."
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"- Of what? - Everything."
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"Oh, and one more thing. They think you're my squire."
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"What did he say?"
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"- Bubbala! - My boy!"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Come in! Come in!"
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"- You kids must be starving. - Famished."
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"Glad to hear it. Get plucking, squire."
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"Terrific."
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"Come on, Jester! Do the bit that I wrote!"
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"You guys are going to love this."
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"It feels a little inappropriate, considering the circumstances."
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"Just do the bit."
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"Please, sir."
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"Do the bit."
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"Hey, Valencians."
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"How many Valencians does it take to win a war?"
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"How many?"
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"More than you had."
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"Oh, have mercy."
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"I'm bored. I'm leaving."
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"Oh, my wife."
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"Now, I know we've had our ups and downs."
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"Why, just a few days ago,"
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"you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe."
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"Tell her, Gareth."
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"Eight hours of my life I can't get back."
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"I mean, but that's our thing."
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"That's us. I'm not giving up on us."
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"- I want you to give up. - No."
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"- Please give up. - You can't make me."
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"God, everyone's in such moods."
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"King and queen of Valencia, step forward."
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"Let me ask you..."
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"Before I invaded, pillaged, and destroyed your kingdom,"
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"what did you people do around here for fun?"
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"We used to sit around the elder tree"
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"for hours and hours of spontaneous, unscripted theater."
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"Oof."
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"You cut down the elder tree."
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"- I did? - You turned it into toothpicks."
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"Well played. You're dismissed."
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"Mm! Eunuch, front and center."
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"Help me out."
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"What else did you do around here for fun?"
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"I don't know. We, uh, used to have balls."
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"Gareth, did you hear what the eunuch said?"
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"You cannot write this stuff!"
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"You sure can't!"
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"You know, I've always been curious."
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"Do you still have any feeling, you know..."
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"Down there?"
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"- No, sir. - Really?"
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"Gareth, go take a whack at the eunuch."
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