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Clips from Rap Sh!t - Something for the City (S01E01)

"We fittin' to turn up tonight! I'm about to give them that"
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"TittyBoi tour! You already know how I do!"
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"-I'm typing "titties" in the GPS right now. -Hey!"
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"-Where they at? -You know Lil Uzi?"
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"-(ding) -Hey, look, I gotta connect y'all! (laughs)"
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"(birds chirping)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(street chatter)"
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"(FaceTime ringing)"
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"(ringing)"
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"-Shh, I'm on the phone. Shawna! -Hey, Mia."
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"-Mia: Could-- -D-did you mean to FaceTime me?"
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"-Oh no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. -Yeah, I did. You--"
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"I feel so bad calling you out the blue like this,"
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"but you still work at the Plymouth?"
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"-It's a day job, but yeah. Why? -(sighs) Thank you, Jesus."
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"I feel so burnt, but I need a favor."
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"My baby daddy was supposed to pick up my daughter from school,"
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"-and he didn't wait. -Wait, she's in school already?"
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"He never follow through and I be needing help."
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"But anyway, I'm doing makeup for these girls at the Plymouth,"
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"and I don't wanna look all unprofessional and bring her."
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"-(screeches) -Y'all got some real-- Be quiet!"
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"-Y'all got some rooms I can set her in? -Oh. Um..."
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"Listen. I promise, I-I thought of everybody else I could call."
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"My mama at work. Lamont grandma is sick."
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"It's just..."
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"I mean, it'll only be, like, for a few."
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"I just-- I just need somebody to watch her real quick."
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"No, it-it's fine. It's fine. I'll be there."
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"-Thank you so much, girl. -Yeah."
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"-Okay. I'll be there in, like, 30. Goodbye. -Thirty?"
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"(beep)"
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"(typing)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mia: Did I tell y'all about this one nigga who I used to fuck with?"
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"That proposed to me on my birthday?"
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"I said, "But, where is my present?""
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"Like, show me my present."
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"'Cause nobody wasn't trying to marry his debt."
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"Broke nigga."
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"♪ How you always pulling up, but you ain't got a will... ♪"
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"Look-it, y'all. Do it again, Lissa!"
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"(singing): How you do that? How you do that?"
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"♪ How you do that? How you do that? ♪"
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"Let me tell y'all something."
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"These niggas only know two things."
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"Pussy and money,"
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"and they both go hand-in-hand, and if you got one,"
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"you could get the other."
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"♪ Burn my city like a new jay ♪"
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"Uh-uh, girl!"
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"Who taught you that?"
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"♪ Don't need no silicone because my ass too fat ♪"
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"I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay?"
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"DM me some spots!"
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"I ain't above seducing and scheming these niggas."
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"Seduce and scheme! (laughs)"
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"♪ Seduce and scheme ♪"
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"♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪"
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"And it's dat! (laughs)"
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"♪ Seduce and scheme ♪"
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"♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪"
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"-And it's dat! (laughs) -(ding)"
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"Y'all got me actin' all crazy out here on my lunch break."
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"-(beep) -Why do you have to record me?"
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"Because it's a reaction video!"
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"And when people search for the song,"
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"they gonna find my shit, too."
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"Or they could just google "hobosexual Haitian,""
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"-and you the first result. -Bro,"
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"I'm tryin' to put you on game."
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"Okay, you always complain about being slept on,"
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"-but you don't wanna put them to sleep. -Please just play the video"
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"before Angie comes back and fires us again."
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"♪ It's Reina Reign, bitches ♪"
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"(mouthing)"
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"♪ Okay, he right back in it like it's crack ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause once you fuck with Reign ♪"
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"♪ You ain't never going back ♪"
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"Shawna: Why are you showing me this?"
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"Pussy this, pussy that. What's, what is it about?"
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"(paper printing)"
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"You know that girl you put me onto, like, two years ago"
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"-who was doing acoustic covers of rap songs? -Yeah..."
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"(rapping)"
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"-Wait. No... -Mm. God..."
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"-This is a white? -This a white."
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"-Shawna: She looks so different. -Maurice: Yeah, she does."
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"Shawna: She got a lot of work done."
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"-Maurice: Yeah, she did. -Oh my god, look at her nose."
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"-Look at her ass! -It's good."
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"She used to be, like, Kirsten Dunst white."
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"Yep."
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"That's your boy's doing right there."
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"-(crinkling paper) -My boy?"
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"Francois Boom. That's how I found her."
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"♪ Okay, he right back in it ♪"
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"Maurie: Oh shit, you ain't know?"
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"I mean, maybe if you were"
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"to listen to that nigga,"
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"you would have had a million views, too. Ew..."
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"♪ Y'all know where to fucking find 'em ♪"
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"♪ If you looking for 'em, riding through Bal Harbour... ♪"
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"-Guest: Excuse me? Ma'am? -(song stops)"
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"I requested an early check-in, and they are telling me"
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"that my room isn't ready."
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"Okay, just follow me to the front desk."
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"We gonna get you figured out."
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"Guest: Just call me when my room is ready."
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"I will be taking this to corporate!"
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"-(ding) -Shawna: Okay."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(hotel phone ringing)"
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"-Hm. Alright! Okay. -(beep)"
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"Now, you can make videos just like Mommy does."
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"-You wanna make a tutorial? -Yeah!"
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"-Okay. (laughs) -Mia: She gotta record every damn thing."
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"I gotta watch what I do around her."
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"Melissa: Okay..."
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