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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 5 (S01E01)

"-Let's order all the desserts. -Yes!"
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"I opened myself up to the world,"
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"and the world delivered this beautiful dermatologist, and it just clicked."
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"It's so easy for you gay guys."
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"The wedding announcements in The New York Times?"
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"Not a vagina or veil in sight."
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"If you don't count lesbians, which I do, since that's where I'm heading."
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"And he's a grown-up."
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"He's accompanying me to Stanley's opening tonight. Great, right?"
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"Mm. Hooray."
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"Fucking healer. Where's my hot doctor?"
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"Oh, I think we let this broker suffer long enough."
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"Right, yeah."
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"Hey, Richard, look, I've been wrestling with my buyer for the last half hour."
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"No, wait, stop. Don't pull the offer. Just give me one minute, please!"
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"I keep telling her it's a great deal for a one-bedroom."
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"I think she'll come up to your seller's number if you guys cover closing costs."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Sorry, Richard, she's pushing back."
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"Should I tell her no deal,"
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"then you tell your clients to take their chances in this market and wait?"
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"Absolutely. Good call, Richard. Thank you."
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"-He folded. We closed! -Ah!"
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"-Whoo!"
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"First Claire's penthouse, and now this sweet one-bedroom?"
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"We are back, Suzanne!"
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"No, you're back. I'm still waitin' on my miracle cure."
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"Come to Stanley's opening."
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"-You could meet someone. -No."
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"I'm staying in. Other people's happiness is very tiring."
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"Seriously, your dates ask you for free exams?"
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"All the time. Before, during, and after."
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"-Some guys get dick pics. I get moles. -Oh!"
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"When Apple sends me my "On This Day" photo, it is always horrifying."
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"Well, thank you for doing this."
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"It's, uh… it's for a famous German artist named Wilhelm Munsch."
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"Ah. Great. I love looking at art. I get tired of tea dances and raves."
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"I mean, not everything has to be so gay, gay, gay--"
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"Huh."
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"-We don't have to stay long."
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"Welcome to Butt Munsch."
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"You must be the doctor. I'm Stanley. This is Billy."
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"We could use a dermatologist friend. Stanley's got more tags than a yard sale."
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"-Ah! Any time. -Loving the '70s vibe."
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"It's 1978, the year of his first appearance"
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"in Berlin's premier gay periodical, Das Butt."
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"I even turned the loading dock into a back room."
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"But people are shy. Please, have sex there."
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"Oh, I think we're good."
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"Ooh! Here's Willie. Welcome!"
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"We were just saying how beautiful everything looks."
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"-Yeah, it's-- Whew! -Yes. Very, um… vivid. Very…"
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"-Bzz, bzz… -Stirring."
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"How kind. Between you and me, this is not even my best stuff."
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"Look at that one, Friedrich."
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"That model could have been your father. You have the same…"
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"Why do you think anyone will pay for this?"
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"I mean, we have Pornhub now. And I haven't seen any red dots."
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"Except on that one waiter's ass."
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"-Hmm. -Ah, sorry, I'm off the clock."
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"This crowd will buy, trust me. Once Stossel primes the pump--"
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"He's a big gay art collector."
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"I've bet the farm on this, and I'm never wrong."
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"-Thanks for the support, Billy. As always."
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"Great. He's ten minutes away."
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"How do you get fired from a internship?"
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"Because I'm a musician, not a sound engineer."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, okay. Maybe it's for the best."
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"You can find a job that might actually pay you."
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"Once in a while, you could flirt with me."
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"Ooh! We're in luck! A rom-com marathon."
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"Ooh!"
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"-What is this? Ice cream is flirting."
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"Mm."
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"By the way, the Jordans want us for dinner next week."
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"Fine. But let's tell them we have an early morning."
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"Totally. Love him. Hate her."
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"I'm just being friendly. Besides, I'm on the co-op board."
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"You know, sometimes they say ice cream tastes better when it's melted."
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"Should we let it rest for an hour?"
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"An hour?"
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"Okay, now you're flattering me."
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"-Ah!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"-Oh my God, it's you! -What?"
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"You're the man in my bed! There's no room for any hot doctor."
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"Get out! Get out, get out, get out! Get your ass out!"
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"That's one."
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"I remember when you were at Channel Five."
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"That feature that you did on Hurricane Sandy. Yes, it was amazing."
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"I had no idea you were gay."
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"I would say thank you, but I'm too evolved."
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"Huh."
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"-But thank you."
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"Oh, a patient just clocked me. I should go and say hi. Excuse me."
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"He's great. How's the sex?"
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"No idea. We're takin' it slow. I wanna get to know him as a person."
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"God, why?"
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"Mr. Stossel!"
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"Welcome to Butt Munsch."
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"Allow me to take you through the exhibition. There's a progression."
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"From singles, to doubles, to quintuples,"
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"with a corresponding movement from front to back,"
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"to back to back, to back on back."
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"That won't be necessary."
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"I am an art collector, Mr. James."
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"This isn't art."
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"It's porn."
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"Worse."
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"Cartoon porn."
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"Oh my God. Stanley's got everything riding on this."
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"Uh… Mr. James."
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"Is Leather Urinal still available?"
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"Um…"
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"Yes?"
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"Not anymore. Where are your little red dots?"
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"What a relief. It's so hard to buy for Anderson Cooper."
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"I was actually looking at that one."
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"Fortunately, I have another from the same period."
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