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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - Birds of a Feather (S01E01)

"and went on stage."
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"Who writes your material? I mean, who writes this stuff? Your punch lines just don't work."
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"I think you made one very serious mistake. I don't have time for this. I have a plane to catch."
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"You were afraid that someone would notice that the pillow was gone from Mr. Drake's room..."
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"and that they would figure out what had happened."
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"So you brought in the pillow from your room."
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"Everybody... Everybody in this place has got a pillow just like that. No."
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"This is your pillow. It's the only one that is sun-faded, like the settee,"
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"because yours is the only one that is sitting right next to the window."
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"It's my luck. It's my dumb luck."
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"Half the people in this club wanted Drake dead, and your niece's boyfriend's gotta get tagged for it."
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"I knew you were trouble as soon as I saw you."
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"What was I gonna do? Spend the rest of my life workin' in this rinky-dink club?"
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"You ever try to tell jokes when someone's got their hands on your throat?"
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"Surely murder isn't the answer."
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"Yeah, well, you call it murder. I call it a career move."
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"Look at me. What do you see? I'm not just another comedian."
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"I'm Freddy York. I'm the first guy that did his own rim shots."
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"I'm like the Edison of comedy. I'm Robert Fulton on the drums."
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"So Al Drake sees me one night. He says, " Kid, you're good. Here's a long-term contract."
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"It's your shot, your big break.""
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"He broke my spirit. That man broke my heart."
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"I couldn't let him do that. I'm a creative genius."
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"Fair is fair."
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"He gave me a shot."
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"I gave him a shot."
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"Ba-dum-bum."
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"Should've shoved you under that stage light."
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"- Why did you rig that? - Why don't you ask her?"
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"I think Mr. York was afraid the charges against Howard would be dropped."
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"They weren't strong enough, so he thought perhaps another murder attempt,"
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"particularly against himself, would point to someone else."
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"Boy, you are good. I mean, you are really, really good."
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"You ever think of taking your act on the road? You should play Vegas."
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"That reminds me. I better cancel my tickets."
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"Doesn't look like I'm gonna be goin'."
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"It's too bad. I could've knocked 'em dead."
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"I'm sure you would have."
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"??[Organ: Ceremonial] [Man] By the power vested in me by the State of California,"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"Oh, congratulations. Thank you."
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"Congratulations. Thank you."
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"Howard, that's wonderful. I'm sorry about all the problems. No problem."
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"- Howard, we're gonna miss you at the club. You got a lot of talent, buddy. - Oh, thanks,"
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"but I've got a new job lined up, sellin' real estate."
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"Yes, with just enough time for a honeymoon in Hawaii, thanks to Aunt Jessica."
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"- Ah. - Howard. Howard. I got big news for ya, baby."
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"I've been on the phone for an hour. I got you a job."
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"- No way, Bill. I'm not wearing any more dresses. - Forget the dresses."
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"This is an acting job. Two days a week on a soap."
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"It's in Hollywood. Starts on Monday."
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"- Monday? - What happened with real estate?"
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"- And what about Hawaii? - Well, we'll just have to forget about that."
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"This is what Howard has always wanted and that's what we're gonna do."
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"What do you think, Aunt Jessica?"
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"Well, I don't usually give advice,"
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"but in this case, I say go for it."
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"[All Laughing]"
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