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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - Birds of a Feather (S01E01)

"Sweet guy."
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"I hate to tell you this, Floyd, but I think the sun just came up."
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"Oh, I'm glad you told me."
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"- Yeah. Ralph, you got anything on that gun yet? - [Knocking]"
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"Excuse me."
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"New York? You sure? Great work, Ralph. Thanks."
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"Lieutenant Novak, I've been waiting several hours outside there."
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"Oh, lady, please. I haven't slept all night, and I'm tired."
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"You know, you're not a witness in this case, and I just don't have time for you."
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"I, too, have been up all night, and I have got jet lag on top of it."
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"I was supposed to go on a TV show this morning, but I canceled it..."
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"because I thought that this was more important."
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"Now, either you find time to talk with me, or I will go on that television show, and my subject will not be my next book..."
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"it will be the insensitivity and arrogance of the city's homicide division."
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"All right. All right. I'll make it simple."
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"Okay. The suspect was seen standing over the victim holding the gun."
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"The only fingerprints on the gun was his, and it was common knowledge he'd been arguing with Drake about money."
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"And, oh, yeah, the gun was stolen from a pawnshop..."
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"about six months ago in New York City, which is where Howard comes from, I believe."
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"Now you've got the picture? Yes. Thank you, Lieutenant."
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"And I'm sure you ran a nitric acid test on Howard's hand to determine whether or not he fired the gun."
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"- We haven't gotten to that yet. - Well, I hope you do it soon,"
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"because after a few hours, that test is meaningless."
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"- Now, I'd like to see Howard. - You can't see him, Mrs. Fletcher. He's in the lockup."
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"That's quite all right, Lieutenant. Where can I see him?"
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"[Wolf Whistles]"
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"Hey, Princess. How 'bout a date?"
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"How'd you like this shoe for breakfast? Move it, tough guy."
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"[Novak] But I just said that. I mean, didn't you hear me say that?"
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"Didn't I just say that? I mean, what am I in? An echo chamber?"
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"Look. Just get it done, okay? Bye."
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"You've got 10 minutes."
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"Ms. Fletcher, I don't know what to say. I'll tell you what to say."
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"Now, you sit right down there."
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"Now, did you or did you not kill that man?"
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"- No. He was dead when I walked in. - Well, I'd like to believe that."
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"- On the other hand, you did lie to Victoria. - I never actually lied."
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"You told her that you had a job with an insurance firm."
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"Well, I did... for almost six months, but..."
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"Mrs. Fletcher, do you know how hard it is to sit in someone's living room..."
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"when they'd rather be watchin' television and tell 'em how rich they're gonna be after they're dead?"
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"They fired me. Victoria would've understood that."
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"I know. That's the trouble. Vicky'd marry me no matter what I was into,"
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"including unemployment, welfare and starvation."
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"Look, I don't know how to explain this,"
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"but I wanna be a performer,"
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"and I knew if I didn't give it a shot, a real shot,"
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"that I'd be miserable and so would my marriage."
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"See, that's why I answered the ad to Les Champignons. Was that a crime?"
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"Of course not."
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"Would you like a coffee? Sure."
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"It was only supposed to be for two weeks. I was gonna quit before Victoria got out here."
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"Mr. Drake said I was the world's worst female impersonator,"
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"but the customers liked me 'cause I was klutzy and I made 'em laugh."
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"He wouldn't let me quit. He knew I was broke, so he held back on my wages."
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"That still doesn't explain why you were standing over him with a murder weapon in your hand."
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"Well, see, I finished my act, and I went back to his office to quit and get my money..."
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"Mr. Drake, I'm not listening to any more excuses."
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"This is my last night, and I want what you owe me."
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"Does this belong to you? Mr. Drake."
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"You don't have friendly Fritz with you now. This time, you're gonna talk to me!"
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"[Screams]"
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"Murder! Catch that killer! [Screams]"
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"Sure, it was stupid, but I panicked."
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"All I could see was my picture on page one, getting busted in a dress."
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"Great. We can put it in a wedding album next to my mug shot."
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"Oh, Howard, I am so relieved. We've only had one killer in our family..."
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"1777, I believe... and the redcoat shot first."
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"But, you know, I wonder what Miss Stevenson was doing there."
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"Well, everybody knew that Mr. Drake and Barbara worked late..."
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"a lot together."
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"Yeah, I get the idea."
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"Now, look. I've got the name of a very good lawyer, and is there anything else you need?"
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"How 'bout a pair of pants?"
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"[Telephone Ringing] [Clears Throat] Yeah?"
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"Well, hello, Mrs. Fletcher. How nice to hear from you again."
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"[Jessica] Yeah. I was just wondering how the nitric acid test came out."
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"Uh, I'm still waiting for the results. However, you'll be happy to know we've established the time of death."
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"- Now we're getting somewhere. - Drake was killed between 9:50 and 10:05."
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"Fifteen minutes. Isn't that a little precise, even for the medical examiner?"
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"It has nothing to do with the medical examiner, Mrs. Fletcher."
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"That's when York was performing. The banging of his drums covered the sound of the shots."
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"- Yeah, but... - Now, Mrs. Fletcher, if you'll excuse me now, I have the commissioner on the other line."
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"Bye. What is it about that woman that makes me nervous?"
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"I think she's kind of cute."
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"[Vacuum Cleaner Whirring, Faint]"
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"Uh, excuse me. Yeah?"
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"Oh, uh, J.B. Fletcher, isn't it? Hi. Bill Patterson."
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"Oh. Nice to meet you. I did a little checking on you, you know."
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"Six paperbacks and one movie sale. Listen, do you have representation on the West Coast?"
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"Oh, thank you, Mr. Patterson. Yes, I do have an agent."
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"Actually, I was looking for Miss Barbara Stevenson. She works in the business office."
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"Well, I hope they're doing a good job for you."
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"Through the club, backstage, past the dressing rooms."
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"Thank you. Bye."
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"It's all been a terrible shock, but I know that Al would want us to carry on."
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"I have to find somebody to replace Howard. Let me worry about that."
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"Naturally, all contracts will be honored."
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"Michelle, we have to do something about your lighting."
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"You're getting some ugly shadows under your chins."
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"[Mike] Well, if you wanna critique my performance, Mrs. Drake,"
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"I'd prefer the privacy of my dressing room."
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"Don't you turn your back on me!"
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"Don't you ever speak to me that way in front of the staff again!"
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"I suppose we do have to keep up appearances, don't we, darling?"
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"Oh. Excuse me. Mrs. Fletcher, what'd they do? Find another body?"
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"I was looking for Miss Stevenson. Down the hall on the right."
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"Uh-huh. You're Howard's aunt, aren't you?"
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"Well, very soon, we hope. That's a shame about this whole thing."
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"I mean, he's a really nice kid, and he's got a lot of talent."
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"And I'm not just talkin' about wearin' those dresses either."
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"Yeah, well, I think you'll be pleased to know that he did not kill Mr. Drake."
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"Oh, he didn't? Who did? The bird?"
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"You know, you have a wonderful sense of humor, Mr. York."
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"It's too bad it's wasted in a dump like this, huh? I wouldn't call this a dump."
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"What would you call it? You know, in Vegas... you think they'd give a star a dressing room like this?"
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"They got a llama in one of their shows up there. The llama's got a better dressing room than this."
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"Well, at least you got a great view. I mean, look out there. You can see Alcatraz."
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"That's my manager, Patterson. He couldn't negotiate me more money, so he negotiated a window."
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"- [Freddy] Did you wanna see me about something? - Hmm?"
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