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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Thanksgiving Jamboree (S08E08)

"Ay, Mr. Goat is fine!"
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"Baaa!"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"What is it, Mr. Goat?"
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"Baaa!"
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"He's saying that he needs some time alone."
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"Look, there's some cookies for Santa."
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"Here, why don't you go and sit by the chimney and wait."
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"Santa!"
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"Hey lookit, it's not my place to try to parent your kids."
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"Good."
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"But one thing we learn on the farm"
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"is that death is a part of life."
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"If you tell Joe what happened to that goat,"
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"death is gonna be part of your life."
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"You know what? Kids can handle a lot more than you think."
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"And every step, from birth till the end,"
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"has its own magical beauty."
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"So, do we jam the goat in the garbage"
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"or heave it over the fence?"
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"Teach your children well."
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"Hey. Thanks for before."
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"You know, pushing me out of the way of the goat."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"It's more about protecting the office."
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"Look, I think we both know you should have been president."
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"Maybe I've been hard on you 'cause I'm jealous."
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"GLORIA: Yeah, okay."
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"You two keep making out while I carry the dead goat."
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"Mr. Goat?"
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"(weakly) Baaaa?"
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"Any suspicious activity on that phone bill?"
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"Well, Cam spent $100 on the psychic hotline... (gasps)"
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"...but that's normal during the run-up to awards season."
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"-Oh. -Hey."
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"I just saw we were running out of pumpkin dip,"
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"and I know it's your favorite, so I brought you some."
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"What's your game?"
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"Yeah, show us your underwear. What?"
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"Hm. Why were you so understanding about Fizbo, huh?"
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"What are you hiding?"
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"-Hiding? -Mm-hmm."
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"Shame on you."
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"It's Thanksgiving."
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"I want to celebrate with my husband,"
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"my daughter, my lovely family, Jerry."
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"I think it's sad that you two look at life"
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"as some sort of game where everyone's trying"
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"to get away with something."
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"Some people are just nice."
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"They bought it."
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"Truth is, I paid for the jamboree"
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"with money we had saved for a romantic Hawaiian vacation."
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"I even sprung for fancy straw bales flown in from Missouri."
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"(sniffs) Ohh. That's class."
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"The hell happened here?"
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"(groans) I think I felt enough for one day."
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"-Ohh! -Oh!"
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"It's possible I've been electrocuted one too many times."
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"You know, I learned something today."
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"I saw a man nearly die right in front of me."
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"And this is a constant reminder"
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"that it can happen to me at any moment."
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"It's a lot to think about."
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"So I'm not gonna."
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"Phil, get me a beer."
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"Jerry, get me a scotch."
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"I learned something today, too."
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"It's a lot right now, Jerry."
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"(groans)"
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"Hey."
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"What's the matter, kid?"
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"I loved Mr. Goat."
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"He died. Ohh."
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"Please don't smoke."
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"Hey, don't you worry about a thing, Joey."
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"(grunting)"
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"Dad, I don't care what you say."
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"I'm going to Cabo."
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"You sure are."
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"Sure are gonna get kidnapped"
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"by Aztecs and sacrificed in a volcano."
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"I get it. No, honey, I want you to go."
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"I-I'm sorry about earlier. I was mad."
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"And instead of talking about it,"
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"I pushed it down and it came out in some ugly ways"
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"with my beautiful daughter and a lawyer who has warts."
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"Anyway, it's just more and more of your life"
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"is happening away from me, and it's normal and good,"
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"but it's hard."
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"Damn it, why do you have to be so sweet?"
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"Now I feel guilty."
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"Don't. Go to Cabo. Have fun."
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"You know, I could play football today."
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"Run that Haley Mary?"
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"That would be so wonderful..."
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"Oh! Ow!"
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"Electrocuted again? Real bad."
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"-Okay, break! -All right, everybody."
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"Welcome to the 15th annual Thanksgiving football game,"
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"being played a day early."
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"I'd be remiss if I didn't mention"
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"how beautiful it is that we're all together."
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"Is it just me, or can you feel the love..."
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"Can we please do this?"
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"-All right. -Down!"
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"Set."
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"Phil, we're good, right? Oh, we're great."
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"You should really take Claire to this resort."
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"Very romantic."
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"Blue, 39!"
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"Heart-shaped Jacuzzi in every room."
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"Kansas City, Kansas City..."
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"(grunts)"
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"(sighs) Actually, now I'm great."
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"Oh, my God, Dad. Seriously?"
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"Ahh."
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"Ah, what a beautiful day."
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"Oh, I am exhausted."
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