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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Thanksgiving Jamboree (S08E08)

"That bastard was my ex's lawyer."
Modern Family (2009)
"-Are you kidding me? -Whoa."
Modern Family (2009)
"I bet he's here to buy some extra-small condoms,"
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"the kind that they keep behind the counter."
Modern Family (2009)
"Shut up."
Modern Family (2009)
"I keep having this dream that he's dying of thirst"
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"in the desert, and I hit him with my car."
Modern Family (2009)
"-I thought you were over it. -I thought I was."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's get out of here before my cuff explodes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, he already ruined my family."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want him to ruin my Thanksgiving, too."
Modern Family (2009)
"No."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're not going anywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's time someone stood up"
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"to the weasels who sweep into our lives,"
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"break up our families, and take our loved ones to Cabo."
Modern Family (2009)
"I feel like you're making this about you, but you're right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you know when my high blood pressure started?"
Modern Family (2009)
"When I met that guy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is this when someone's supposed to say, "Get him!""
Modern Family (2009)
"-No. -You hold him down."
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"I'm gonna beat him with this orthopedic shoe."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come here!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's not lock into our -- our first idea."
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"I love you, Mr. Goat!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Aw, you see, Joe?"
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"You listen to Mommy, and now you have a new best friend."
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"(goat bleats)"
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"What?"
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"(goat bleats)"
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"You're cold? I'll go get you a blanket!"
Modern Family (2009)
"(laughter)"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, if he was going to get the pig a blanket,"
Modern Family (2009)
"you know what that would be called."
Modern Family (2009)
"Pig in a blanket? Okay, I teed that one up for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, it's time to fry this turkey."
Modern Family (2009)
"Somebody please lower my splatter goggles, boys?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You heard him."
Modern Family (2009)
"You do it."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're not the president of goggle lowering."
Modern Family (2009)
"I would be if they took a vote."
Modern Family (2009)
"What could Cam have done? (gasps)"
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe he's the one who's having an affair."
Modern Family (2009)
"I saw a list of clues in a magazine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Has he joined a gym or bought sexy new underwear recently?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I think it's sweet that you think"
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"we're capable of having an affair, but we're just so tired."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, now, boys,"
Modern Family (2009)
"the key is you drop it nice and gentle like."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mono! (screams)"
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"(goat bleats)"
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"Runaway goat!"
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"(goat bleats)"
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"Ay!"
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"Aw, you wanted to run to the barn!"
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"Aw!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me put a positive spin on this."
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"Who here likes goat?"
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"Hello, you son of a bitch."
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"Hope you like that deodorant, 'cause you stink!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wart remover --"
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"well, if that works, there'll be nothing left."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, well, well. Norbert and Pritchett."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay, I don't think I ever got a chance"
Modern Family (2009)
"to thank you for buying me my first Ferrari."
Modern Family (2009)
"I wish you drove it off a cliff."
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"Like the one my house is on,"
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"which you also paid for, thank you?"
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"(chortles)"
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"This doesn't sound like we're getting him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, you want some free legal advice, fellas?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Three words -- Ladies. Leave. Losers."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, sir, we have three words for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Have you no sh-- have you --"
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"have no -- have you no shame -- it can be four words."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who's this chuckle-head?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Someone who you're never gonna know,"
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"'cause I'm happily married most of the time."
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"Aw, that's what they all say."
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"Then one day your wife wakes up and says, "Oh, my God!"
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"I married a moron!""
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"She calls me, and I'm like, "Hello, Mrs. Chuckle--""
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"(basket thuds)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(device beeping)"
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"Yeah, that's about right."
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"He might have had a heart attack."
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"We probably ought to do something."
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"Oh, I saw some champagne back there."
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"It's the guy on the ground!"
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"Oh! Take the defibrillator, I'll call 911."
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"Guys, help me out. I don't know what I'm doing."
Modern Family (2009)
"I watch a lot of "Grey's Anatomy,""
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"but I fast-forward through the non-romantic scenes."
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"No, no, no, we're not gonna save him!"
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"Jerry, no, Jerry."
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"Jay, get him off me!"
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"Look at his basket. Wasn't much of a life."
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"(electricity surges) Ohh!"
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"Ah, hell, I'm gonna regret this."
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"(groans)"
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"I'm feeling better, Pritchett. I think it was just gas."
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"Better safe than sorry. (defibrillator powers up)"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, I deserve some of the blame."
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"I made my farmscape too inviting."
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"Okay. This is a mess."
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"What are we gonna do now?"
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"Alex, how many goats have to die"
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"until you get a handle on your insatiable appetite"
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"for high-school boys?"
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"Actually, i-it's my fault."
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"Ooh, Dwight. We're good-looking guys."
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"We don't apologize for it."
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"I got you a blanket, Mr. Goat."
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"We're going to wait for Santa Claus by the chimney!"
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"But it's Thanksgiving."
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"What about Mr. Goat?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How come I don't hear him anymore?"
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