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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Thanksgiving Jamboree (S08E08)

"she's not going anywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I hope it goes better than your big presentation"
Modern Family (2009)
"on why the Ice Capades were cooler than Coachella."
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"Hey, honey. Hi."
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"I heard you had some tentative travel plans."
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"Actually, we just checked in for our flight online."
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"Thanks for being so cool about this."
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"Of course. Mmm."
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"Potable water."
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"(chuckles) We take this stuff"
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"for granted stateside, don't we?"
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"It's a five-star resort. I'm sure we'll be fine."
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"(sniffs) Smell those side dishes."
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"They're gonna be even better tomorrow"
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"at the post-game picnic."
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"You know what's not a picnic?"
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"Putting on your bedroom slipper"
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"and getting an ankle full of scorpion."
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"Thanks, Dad. I'll take my chances."
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"That's what you said about Coachella,"
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"and you missed Kristi Yamaguchi doing a triple twist lift"
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"with Jiminy Cricket."
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"(clears throat) What?"
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"You are not allowed to eat those with your blood pressure."
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"Don't worry. These chips won't show up for a couple of weeks,"
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"and by then I'll have switched doctors."
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"Sorry, Gloria's orders."
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"Hey, Jay, looks like you could use a little square dance."
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"That would be about the last..."
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"* Ho, grab your partner, swing 'em 'round *"
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"* Put on your best suit and go to town *"
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"Cam, why are you..."
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"* Eat some corn and ride a horse *"
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"* Are we having fun? Why, yes, of course! *"
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"That's it! I'm out of here!"
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"Huh?"
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"I need some aspirin. I'm going to a pharmacy."
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"I'm coming, too. No reason."
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"Apparently, you don't need a reason to leave your family."
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"I'll go, too. I'm out of Ramen and Xanax."
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"What's happening?"
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"This is what we in the weather game"
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"refer to as a "high-pressure system.""
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"(churning)"
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"This reminds me of the time"
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"I walked in on you watching "Top Gun"."
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"You need to stop telling that story."
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"Whatever you did to Cam, it can't have been that bad."
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"And it is not worth this."
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"Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm worrying too much."
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"You are."
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"I gave Cam's Fizbo costume away."
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"Oh, my God, he's gonna kill everyone in the house."
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"The truck was here, and there were so many boxes,"
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"and you know how excited I get about a deduction."
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"Listen to me."
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"He's not going to believe that this was an accident."
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"You can never, ever tell him."
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"He's gonna know it's missing."
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"I mean, he pulls it out for everything."
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"Birthday parties, brunches, hot yoga..."
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"Blah. Mm-hmm."
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"I-I need to wait for the right moment."
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"There's never gonna be a right moment."
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"Hey, ain't nothing in the world that can get me down"
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"when I'm holding a little piglet."
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"Look at her!"
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"It's time. Sweetie? Don't do it."
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"Don't do it. Don't do what?"
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"I need you to sit down for this."
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"Take a bale."
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"Think of the children."
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"Lily, Dwight."
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"Um..."
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"I gave Fizbo away."
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"(piglet snorts)"
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"What?"
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"I know how much that costume meant to you,"
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"and I am so, so sorry."
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"Well, it's a lot to process."
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"I know. Accidents do happen."
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"And I am holding a little piglet."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I forgive you."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turkey to deep fry."
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"Here. Hold Connor."
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"No, I (mutters) Okay."
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"I married the sweetest,"
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"most understanding man on the planet."
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"Or he's done something even worse to you"
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"and wants to get you in a good mood."
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"(scoffs) No."
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"Yes!"
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"Hey!"
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"You don't have to cover your face."
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"I don't care what Coach Cam says about mono."
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"You're way too pretty."
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"Oh, no. (laughs)"
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"I mean, listen, I'm flattered,"
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"but even though you are so, so tall (chuckles)"
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"you are in high school and I'm..."
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"Very beautiful."
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"(laughs)"
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"Well..."
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"I was going to say, "in college," but thanks."
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"(laughs)"
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"Stop it, oh, my God!"
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"Ugh! Dad is killing me."
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"He's trying to guilt trip me out of going to Cabo."
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"When is he gonna let me live my own life?"
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"Maybe when you stop living out of his basement"
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"and eating all of his food."
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"You're right. I am a victim."
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"I should get this tiny mouthwash for Haley."
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"It's the abandon-your-family travel size."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"I know -- Corn Nuts, two-for-one sale."
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"I feel like God's giving me the middle finger."
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"No. That's my wife's divorce lawyer."
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"I can't believe it."
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