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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Thanksgiving Jamboree (S08E08)

"Howdy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"-Wow. -We got the whole Dunphy clan,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, Phil, Luke, Alex and --"
Modern Family (2009)
"well, and who is this happy farmhand?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm Jerry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jerry used to live next door."
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"He's been going through a brutal divorce for years,"
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"and he was gonna spend Thanksgiving alone."
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"Phil thought it'd be a good idea"
Modern Family (2009)
"We couldn't find one, so he's coming with us."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, where's Haley?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She's with Rainer."
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"They've been seeing a lot of each other, which is great."
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"Funny thing is, he was my friend first,"
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"but now I never see him. Or Haley."
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"Phil. It's what everybody's thinking."
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"I don't want people walking on eggshells"
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"'cause he was my friend first, but now I never see him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Or Haley."
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"I'm only allowed to see my children once a week."
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"I hardly know them."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, Clark's head of the math club,"
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"and Tina's turned into a bit of a slut."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thanks for the update."
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"-Okay, there they are! -Hi!"
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"Don't y'all look as pretty as a peach pie"
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"on a Sunday afternoon?"
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"For the love of God,"
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"this is the last thing I need today."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Flavor Flav, what's up with the giant watch?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's my doctor being a pain in the butt."
Modern Family (2009)
"One high reading, I got this thing"
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"taking my blood pressure all day."
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"Wait, are you okay?"
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"No."
Modern Family (2009)
"He needs to quit cigars and the terrible food."
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"Last week, I caught him in the garage"
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"eating a Polish sausage."
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"What a man does behind his water heater"
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"is his own business."
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"Don't worry about it. I've got it beat."
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"Here's my trick."
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"As soon as this thing goes off,"
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"I start singing sweet '70s soft rock"
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"to mellow myself out."
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"Those songs could do anything."
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"Seals and Crofts came on,"
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"lady's bell bottoms came off."
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"-Well... -Hey, y'all."
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"Anybody have a hankering for a hush puppy?"
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"(device beeping) Oh, geez."
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"* Summer breeze"
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"* Makes me feel fine"
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"-What is going on here? -* Blowing through the jas-"
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"It's a Thanksgiving jamboree!"
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"We have bales of hay. We have a cider press."
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"Ooh, we're even deep-frying a turkey."
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"And you're on board with this?"
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"Yes! Come on, it's good country fun."
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"No."
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"For Cam, maybe."
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"What is happening? Is he hitting you?"
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"No."
Modern Family (2009)
"You did something, didn't you?"
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"You did!"
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"I didn't do anything."
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"I'm -- I'm loving this, okay?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"(spittoon dings) That takes practice."
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"No, I am not leaving here until you tell me what you did."
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"Can I get you a mason jar of Chardonnay?"
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"Giddy up."
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"Mr. Student Council President,"
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"have you had a chance to look at my proposal"
Modern Family (2009)
"updating the honor code to address cyber-bullying?"
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"One second."
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"(cellphone chimes)"
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"Why would you call me that?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Luke somehow beat me in the election for president,"
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"and I still can't get over it."
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"Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away"
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"from fighting apes on horseback."
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"You're trying to tell me"
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"that there's absolutely nothing weird going on here?"
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"You are dressed like a character"
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"out of "It's Raining Mice and Men.""
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I am enjoying this more than a farm animal"
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"missing a limb engaged in..."
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"some sort of activity."
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"Okay, I did something bad."
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"I knew it."
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"Yeah, yeah, something real bad."
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"I need Cam in a good mood before I tell him."
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"Is it infidelity? If feels like infidelity."
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"-I can't say. -Hey, Mitchell?"
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"It's your turn to feel the burn on the churn!"
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"Well, then I "butter" (better) get over there."
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"(laughs) Okay, come on!"
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"Ma'am."
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"So, did they just happen to have this costume"
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"lying around in your size?"
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"Weirdly, they did."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, Dwight"
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"has one of the most important games of his season next week"
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"and I can't have you getting him sick."
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"Yeah, I'm over the mono."
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"But it could still be contagious,"
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"and I have a fun costume idea for you."
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"How about being an old-timey bank robber?"
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"You gotta cover that face before the marshal gets to town."
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"Hi! Oh, what happened?"
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"Oh, nothing, just a Korean laser peel."
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"Hurt like hell, but once the skin regenerates,"
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"it's gonna take 10 years off these moneymakers."
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"Hey! There she is."
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"Thanks for dropping her off."
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"Uh, actually, Rainer's daughter is with her mom,"
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