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Clips from I Care a Lot

And I can make things very bad for you.

"And I can make things very bad for you."

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You hear me?

"You hear me?"

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-Yeah? -Yeah.

"-Yeah? -Yeah."

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Then have at it, you little crock of cunt.

"Then have at it, you little crock of cunt."

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Have at it.

"Have at it."

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[nurse] Excuse me. Uh--

"[nurse] Excuse me. Uh--"

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Marla Grayson, my favorite lady. [clears throat]

"Marla Grayson, my favorite lady. [clears throat]"

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Sam, I want you to adjust Jennifer Peterson’s routine.

"Sam, I want you to adjust Jennifer Peterson’s routine."

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Shoot.

"Shoot."

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Take her arthritis and pain meds down to minimum,

"Take her arthritis and pain meds down to minimum,"

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push her physical exercise to grade four level.

"push her physical exercise to grade four level."

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-Marla... -Give her an upper at 9:00 at night,

"-Marla... -Give her an upper at 9:00 at night,"

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then sedatives in the day.

"then sedatives in the day."

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Put her on the basic food package.

"Put her on the basic food package."

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No solids, just oatmeal and soup.

"No solids, just oatmeal and soup."

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No games, no TV

"No games, no TV"

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and only 30 minutes a day out of her room.

"and only 30 minutes a day out of her room."

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Are you sure?

"Are you sure?"

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I’m sure as fucking sure.

"I’m sure as fucking sure."

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-Okay. -Thank you, Sam.

"-Okay. -Thank you, Sam."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Your Honor, Jennifer Peterson is being held against her will in a care facility.

"Your Honor, Jennifer Peterson is being held against her will in a care facility."

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She was put there by this woman who has falsely asserted

"She was put there by this woman who has falsely asserted"

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that Jennifer is of ill health when, in fact, she’s perfectly fine.

"that Jennifer is of ill health when, in fact, she’s perfectly fine."

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Who are you, sir? I’ve not seen you in here before.

"Who are you, sir? I’ve not seen you in here before."

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Dean Ericson, Your Honor. These are my associates.

"Dean Ericson, Your Honor. These are my associates."

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We represent the interests of Jennifer Peterson,

"We represent the interests of Jennifer Peterson,"

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and I’m here to undo a miscarriage of justice.

"and I’m here to undo a miscarriage of justice."

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Are you saying I am responsible for a miscarriage of justice?

"Are you saying I am responsible for a miscarriage of justice?"

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Not deliberately, Your Honor. You were lied to.

"Not deliberately, Your Honor. You were lied to."

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My client was not invited

"My client was not invited"

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to the original hearing, and neither was her representative.

"to the original hearing, and neither was her representative."

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That’s perfectly normal for an emergency hearing.

"That’s perfectly normal for an emergency hearing."

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But there was no emergency in this case.

"But there was no emergency in this case."

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It was a fiction created by Miss Grayson

"It was a fiction created by Miss Grayson"

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to keep Jennifer out of sight and trick the court.

"to keep Jennifer out of sight and trick the court."

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I have an affidavit here from an ex-employee from Dr. Amos’ practice

"I have an affidavit here from an ex-employee from Dr. Amos’ practice"

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who testifies to the fact

"who testifies to the fact"

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that Miss Grayson and Dr. Amos regularly colluded on cases

"that Miss Grayson and Dr. Amos regularly colluded on cases"

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to game the system.

"to game the system."

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I quote: "Karen would palm off difficult patients to Marla

"I quote: "Karen would palm off difficult patients to Marla"

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whether they needed a guardian or not

"whether they needed a guardian or not"

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and then embellish symptoms to sway the court."

"and then embellish symptoms to sway the court.""

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[scoffs]

"[scoffs]"

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Your Honor...

"Your Honor..."

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this is scandalous.

"this is scandalous."

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[Marla] Judge, may I?

"[Marla] Judge, may I?"

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Fiona Jacobs is your witness?

"Fiona Jacobs is your witness?"

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Yes. She’s the employee, yes.

"Yes. She’s the employee, yes."

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Judge, you know Fiona hates Karen.

"Judge, you know Fiona hates Karen."

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She’s not an impartial witness.

"She’s not an impartial witness."

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Fiona has a vendetta against Karen

"Fiona has a vendetta against Karen"

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because Karen fired her for being useless at her job.

"because Karen fired her for being useless at her job."

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Or maybe Karen fired her

"Or maybe Karen fired her"

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because she uncovered the true nature of your operation.

"because she uncovered the true nature of your operation."

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I know Fiona. She was useless.

"I know Fiona. She was useless."

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[stifled laughter]

"[stifled laughter]"

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Judge, can I ask why Jennifer is again not present today?

"Judge, can I ask why Jennifer is again not present today?"

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Jennifer is unwell. I’m afraid she’s unable to attend.

"Jennifer is unwell. I’m afraid she’s unable to attend."

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I have submitted a letter from her current doctor attesting to that fact.

"I have submitted a letter from her current doctor attesting to that fact."

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Also I’ve been denied any access to her, Judge.

"Also I’ve been denied any access to her, Judge."

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It’s as if Miss Grayson has purposely just kept me away from her.

"It’s as if Miss Grayson has purposely just kept me away from her."

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[judge] Have you denied him access, Marla?

"[judge] Have you denied him access, Marla?"

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You can’t deny an attorney access to his client.

"You can’t deny an attorney access to his client."

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This man claims to be her lawyer.

"This man claims to be her lawyer."

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He can produce no piece of paper to prove it. No contract, no retainer.

"He can produce no piece of paper to prove it. No contract, no retainer."

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He just suddenly appeared in my office making threats and accusations.

"He just suddenly appeared in my office making threats and accusations."

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Your Honor, more than once you and I have seen unscrupulous lawyers

"Your Honor, more than once you and I have seen unscrupulous lawyers"

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seeking to exploit the elderly for their hard-earned savings.

"seeking to exploit the elderly for their hard-earned savings."

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I think this is why Mr. Ericson wants Miss Peterson out of my protection.

"I think this is why Mr. Ericson wants Miss Peterson out of my protection."

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That’s the exact opposite of what is happening.

"That’s the exact opposite of what is happening."

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Can you present any paperwork that proves you are Miss Peterson’s lawyer?

"Can you present any paperwork that proves you are Miss Peterson’s lawyer?"

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If I could just get access to her,

"If I could just get access to her,"

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I guarantee you, she would sign a retainer.

"I guarantee you, she would sign a retainer."

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So Jennifer Peterson hasn’t retained you as her lawyer?

"So Jennifer Peterson hasn’t retained you as her lawyer?"

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I am acting on behalf of concerned parties

"I am acting on behalf of concerned parties"

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who are extremely worried about Jennifer

"who are extremely worried about Jennifer"

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and the outrageous treatment she’s been given.

"and the outrageous treatment she’s been given."

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Who are these concerned parties?

"Who are these concerned parties?"

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I’m not at liberty to reveal that information.

"I’m not at liberty to reveal that information."

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They are friends of Miss Peterson who wish to remain anonymous.

"They are friends of Miss Peterson who wish to remain anonymous."

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Sir, we’re going around in circles.

"Sir, we’re going around in circles."

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Either you show me some paperwork

"Either you show me some paperwork"

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that proves you are Miss Peterson’s lawyer

"that proves you are Miss Peterson’s lawyer"

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or you bring these concerned parties into a hearing

"or you bring these concerned parties into a hearing"

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and let them speak for themselves.

"and let them speak for themselves."

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But for now, Mr. Ericson,

"But for now, Mr. Ericson,"

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your request to dissolve this guardianship is denied.

"your request to dissolve this guardianship is denied."

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[gavel raps]

"[gavel raps]"

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[Dean] Sir. Sir. Sir.

"[Dean] Sir. Sir. Sir."

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Look... Whoa!

"Look... Whoa!"

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Okay! It’s family court, okay?

"Okay! It’s family court, okay?"

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The judge is an asshole. He’s an idiot. He doesn’t even know law.

"The judge is an asshole. He’s an idiot. He doesn’t even know law."

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-He drives a fucking Subaru! -[yelling] Stop talking!

"-He drives a fucking Subaru! -[yelling] Stop talking!"

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Stop!

"Stop!"

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Fuck this.

"Fuck this."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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[smarmy] Good morning.

"[smarmy] Good morning."

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My name is Walter Smith.

"My name is Walter Smith."

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These are my brothers, Tony and Chad.

"These are my brothers, Tony and Chad."

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I spoke to your manager, Mr. Rice, this morning

"I spoke to your manager, Mr. Rice, this morning"

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about a tour of the facility.

"about a tour of the facility."

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Great. I’ll get him on the phone for you.

"Great. I’ll get him on the phone for you."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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-Mr. Smith? -Mr. Smith, yeah.

"-Mr. Smith? -Mr. Smith, yeah."

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-Marla. -Mm-hmm?

"-Marla. -Mm-hmm?"

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-She’s dead. -Who?

"-She’s dead. -Who?"

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Jennifer Peterson’s dead.

"Jennifer Peterson’s dead."

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What?

"What?"

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-When? -In 1949.

"-When? -In 1949."

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When she was three months and nine days, from polio.

"When she was three months and nine days, from polio."

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The woman we have isn’t Jennifer Peterson.

"The woman we have isn’t Jennifer Peterson."

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She just stole the identity of a dead child.

"She just stole the identity of a dead child."

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[indistinct]

"[indistinct]"

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And look at this.

"And look at this."

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I found an obituary of the dead girl in an old newspaper.

"I found an obituary of the dead girl in an old newspaper."

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And, of course, we have superb medical staff

"And, of course, we have superb medical staff"

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and facilities on site.

"and facilities on site."

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-So, any questions? -Actually, yes.

"-So, any questions? -Actually, yes."

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My father has a friend who’s a resident here.

"My father has a friend who’s a resident here."

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