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Clips from I Care a Lot

No, the plate definitely matched a black Yukon.

"No, the plate definitely matched a black Yukon."

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Go around the back. I wanna get a closer look.

"Go around the back. I wanna get a closer look."

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[car beeps]

"[car beeps]"

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[car starts]

"[car starts]"

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[knocks]

"[knocks]"

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It’s not him, it’s his driver. Go. He’s on the move.

"It’s not him, it’s his driver. Go. He’s on the move."

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There. Follow him.

"There. Follow him."

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He’s pulling up.

"He’s pulling up."

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-[knocking on door] -[door opens]

"-[knocking on door] -[door opens]"

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[man] Sir, your car is downstairs.

"[man] Sir, your car is downstairs."

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Be careful.

"Be careful."

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Hi. Uh... I have an appointment with, uh...

"Hi. Uh... I have an appointment with, uh..."

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Mr. Naylor at Galen and Hersch.

"Mr. Naylor at Galen and Hersch."

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It’s on the third floor, I think.

"It’s on the third floor, I think."

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I’m actually a little early.

"I’m actually a little early."

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Uh, is there a restroom I could use while I’m waiting?

"Uh, is there a restroom I could use while I’m waiting?"

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Sure. Right around this corner and to your left.

"Sure. Right around this corner and to your left."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Hi. Can you help me?

"Hi. Can you help me?"

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I think I’m on totally the wrong level,

"I think I’m on totally the wrong level,"

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and I can’t find the exit. Is this B1?

"and I can’t find the exit. Is this B1?"

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This is level 2. The exit’s back that way around the corner.

"This is level 2. The exit’s back that way around the corner."

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Can’t I use that elevator?

"Can’t I use that elevator?"

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That’s a private elev... [groaning]

"That’s a private elev... [groaning]"

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Where is Jackson?

"Where is Jackson?"

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-Hello again. -[screams]

"-Hello again. -[screams]"

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Sir?

"Sir?"

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Hey! [grunting]

"Hey! [grunting]"

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Is he in there?

"Is he in there?"

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Lying in a pool of his own urine.

"Lying in a pool of his own urine."

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[Marla sighs] You wanna go get rid of him?

"[Marla sighs] You wanna go get rid of him?"

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Lead the way.

"Lead the way."

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[Marla] How much do you think he weighs? A hundred pounds?

"[Marla] How much do you think he weighs? A hundred pounds?"

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[Fran] 110, yeah.

"[Fran] 110, yeah."

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[Fran] Sleep tight, motherfucker.

"[Fran] Sleep tight, motherfucker."

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[door opens, closes]

"[door opens, closes]"

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[birds chirping]

"[birds chirping]"

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[siren wailing]

"[siren wailing]"

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[indistinct radio chatter]

"[indistinct radio chatter]"

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[monitor beeping]

"[monitor beeping]"

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[slurping]

"[slurping]"

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[slurping]

"[slurping]"

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There you are. How are you feeling?

"There you are. How are you feeling?"

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[soft grunt]

"[soft grunt]"

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Don’t try to talk. You have a tube in your throat.

"Don’t try to talk. You have a tube in your throat."

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See that?

"See that?"

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You’re a John Doe.

"You’re a John Doe."

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You nearly died of an overdose.

"You nearly died of an overdose."

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You’re lucky they found you in time.

"You’re lucky they found you in time."

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You wanna hear an interesting fact?

"You wanna hear an interesting fact?"

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When an incapacitated John Doe is found,

"When an incapacitated John Doe is found,"

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the state automatically appoints them a legal guardian

"the state automatically appoints them a legal guardian"

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to oversee their treatment and welfare.

"to oversee their treatment and welfare."

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You know where this is going, right?

"You know where this is going, right?"

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I’m now your legal guardian.

"I’m now your legal guardian."

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I got you, John Doe.

"I got you, John Doe."

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I can do whatever I want with you.

"I can do whatever I want with you."

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Let’s find a nurse to get that tube out of your throat

"Let’s find a nurse to get that tube out of your throat"

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so you can arrange for $10 million to be moved into my account.

"so you can arrange for $10 million to be moved into my account."

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[chimes]

"[chimes]"

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Ding-dong.

"Ding-dong."

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[Marla] How’s the throat?

"[Marla] How’s the throat?"

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[Roman] Still painful.

"[Roman] Still painful."

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[Marla] I know you don’t like losing.

"[Marla] I know you don’t like losing."

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But as your guardian, I suggest you swallow your pride and pay me off.

"But as your guardian, I suggest you swallow your pride and pay me off."

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You can have your mother, your diamonds, your freedom.

"You can have your mother, your diamonds, your freedom."

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You’ll never see me again.

"You’ll never see me again."

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[Roman] Even if I pay you off,

"[Roman] Even if I pay you off,"

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are you not afraid I’ll still kill you?

"are you not afraid I’ll still kill you?"

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I’m not afraid, no.

"I’m not afraid, no."

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-I can make it happen easily. -I know.

"-I can make it happen easily. -I know."

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But I could just as easily kill you if this thing continues any longer.

"But I could just as easily kill you if this thing continues any longer."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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-Okay? -Let’s end this now.

"-Okay? -Let’s end this now."

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I’ll give you the $10 million.

"I’ll give you the $10 million."

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I can arrange that.

"I can arrange that."

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-However... -However?

"-However... -However?"

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I’d like to propose an alternative.

"I’d like to propose an alternative."

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Instead of me giving you $10 million...

"Instead of me giving you $10 million..."

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we become partners, go into business together.

"we become partners, go into business together."

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-Are you fucking with me? -No, I’m serious.

"-Are you fucking with me? -No, I’m serious."

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I mean... I hate you...

"I mean... I hate you..."

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but, oh, the money we could make.

"but, oh, the money we could make."

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You’re a rare person, Marla.

"You’re a rare person, Marla."

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Your determination is... Frankly, it’s scary.

"Your determination is... Frankly, it’s scary."

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But this guardianship grift,

"But this guardianship grift,"

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it’s ripe,

"it’s ripe,"

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but right now it’s small potatoes.

"but right now it’s small potatoes."

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I propose we create a monster...

"I propose we create a monster..."

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a countrywide guardianship corporation,

"a countrywide guardianship corporation,"

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with you as CEO and co-owner.

"with you as CEO and co-owner."

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Use my money, use your...

"Use my money, use your..."

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skills.

"skills."

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Destroy the competition.

"Destroy the competition."

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Take control of the entire market.

"Take control of the entire market."

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You wanna start a company with me?

"You wanna start a company with me?"

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Not just one company,

"Not just one company,"

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a corporation with 80 different companies, all registered offshore,

"a corporation with 80 different companies, all registered offshore,"

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charging each other invoices, burying profit.

"charging each other invoices, burying profit."

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A real estate arm, a legal arm, a training arm,

"A real estate arm, a legal arm, a training arm,"

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a medical arm, a pharmaceutical arm.

"a medical arm, a pharmaceutical arm."

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-Our own chain of care homes. -Exactly.

"-Our own chain of care homes. -Exactly."

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With thousands of guardians working for us.

"With thousands of guardians working for us."

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With hundreds of thousands of wards in our care.

"With hundreds of thousands of wards in our care."

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That way, you win.

"That way, you win."

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But I win too.

"But I win too."

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And we make each other billions of dollars.

"And we make each other billions of dollars."

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Legally.

"Legally."

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Mostly.

"Mostly."

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What about the diamonds?

"What about the diamonds?"

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Fuck the diamonds.

"Fuck the diamonds."

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Split them, 50-50.

"Split them, 50-50."

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How do we trust each other?

"How do we trust each other?"

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If we make each other rich, the trust will follow.

"If we make each other rich, the trust will follow."

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So, are you in?

"So, are you in?"

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["Blood On The Motorway" plays]

"["Blood On The Motorway" plays]"

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[Marla] Every fortune ever accumulated started with a leap of faith.

"[Marla] Every fortune ever accumulated started with a leap of faith."

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But before you take that leap...

"But before you take that leap..."

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first take a long, hard look at yourself.

"first take a long, hard look at yourself."

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Know who you are.

"Know who you are."

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