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Clips from American Auto - The $10K Car (S01E01)

I mean, if we pull this thing off,

"I mean, if we pull this thing off,"

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I-I think it may be good.

"I-I think it may be good."

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I-I--Do you guys think it might be good?

"I-I--Do you guys think it might be good?"

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I mean, be honest.

"I mean, be honest."

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Are we seriously gonna change our whole strategy, though,

"Are we seriously gonna change our whole strategy, though,"

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just based on one magazine article?

"just based on one magazine article?"

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I mean, they call me a visionary?

"I mean, they call me a visionary?"

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No, of course, of course.

"No, of course, of course."

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And it is a very respected publication.

"And it is a very respected publication."

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All right, guys, let's sell the crap out of this car.

"All right, guys, let's sell the crap out of this car."

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- [clears throat] - [groans]

"- [clears throat] - [groans]"

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"If you always do what you've always done,

""If you always do what you've always done,"

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you'll always get what you've always got."

"you'll always get what you've always got.""

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Henry Ford.

"Henry Ford."

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Henry, who I've been compared to on occasion,

"Henry, who I've been compared to on occasion,"

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understood the importance of affordability.

"understood the importance of affordability."

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And that is why I am so excited to present to you

"And that is why I am so excited to present to you"

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the newly revised Pika 10k.

"the newly revised Pika 10k."

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This car is...

"This car is..."

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a real beaut.

"a real beaut."

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[chuckles] I mean, eh, not really on the outside.

"[chuckles] I mean, eh, not really on the outside."

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I mean, on the outside, it's more of a--

"I mean, on the outside, it's more of a--"

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more just sort of an average car.

"more just sort of an average car."

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[chuckles] But it's inside--inside--

"[chuckles] But it's inside--inside--"

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Inside is where the magic happens.

"Inside is where the magic happens."

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[laughs] Oh.

"[laughs] Oh."

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You know, it's, uh, unconventional-looking,

"You know, it's, uh, unconventional-looking,"

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but I think it charms you.

"but I think it charms you."

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It's just like, um, Steve "Buskemi" on wheels.

"It's just like, um, Steve "Buskemi" on wheels."

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Is it "Buskemi"? Buscemi?

"Is it "Buskemi"? Buscemi?"

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I think he had it-- "Buskemi," like bruschetta.

"I think he had it-- "Buskemi," like bruschetta."

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Right. Well, doesn't matter.

"Right. Well, doesn't matter."

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Anyway, uh, why don't you take a moment with these?

"Anyway, uh, why don't you take a moment with these?"

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And, Sadie, could I please have a word?

"And, Sadie, could I please have a word?"

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- Yeah. - Great.

"- Yeah. - Great."

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Those graphics are horrible.

"Those graphics are horrible."

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I thought we're gonna spiff them up.

"I thought we're gonna spiff them up."

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We did. Those are the airbrushed ones.

"We did. Those are the airbrushed ones."

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So those are better than the actual car?

"So those are better than the actual car?"

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How much better? - That's tough.

"How much better? - That's tough."

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So subjective. Four times better?

"So subjective. Four times better?"

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See now I'm starting to think that I was right

"See now I'm starting to think that I was right"

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when I said we shouldn't do this.

"when I said we shouldn't do this."

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Is the car good or bad?

"Is the car good or bad?"

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I-I do not know what you want me to say.

"I-I do not know what you want me to say."

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I want your honest opinion.

"I want your honest opinion."

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- Do you? Do you really? - Yes.

"- Do you? Do you really? - Yes."

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Okay, fine. If I was being chased by wolves

"Okay, fine. If I was being chased by wolves"

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and my only means of escape was to drive that to safety,

"and my only means of escape was to drive that to safety,"

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well, okay, I would take the car,

"well, okay, I would take the car,"

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but it would suck because that car sucks.

"but it would suck because that car sucks."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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See? How hard was that?

"See? How hard was that?"

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All right, let's go flush this turd down the toilet

"All right, let's go flush this turd down the toilet"

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once and for all.

"once and for all."

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I want Clarence back. I'll buy him back.

"I want Clarence back. I'll buy him back."

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I'll go to the nearest ATM. What was it, $600?

"I'll go to the nearest ATM. What was it, $600?"

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No, so we actually ran

"No, so we actually ran"

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into a competitive-bidding situation,

"into a competitive-bidding situation,"

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and it's up to $725.

"and it's up to $725."

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Now, you're more than welcome to bid $750 or $1,000.

"Now, you're more than welcome to bid $750 or $1,000."

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That's our "Buy It Now" option. I'll give him straight to you.

"That's our "Buy It Now" option. I'll give him straight to you."

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You are a terrible human being.

"You are a terrible human being."

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Come on, Elliot.

"Come on, Elliot."

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Okay, for an extra 50,

"Okay, for an extra 50,"

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I'll throw in the muzzle and the chew toys and stuff.

"I'll throw in the muzzle and the chew toys and stuff."

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So you have the specs.

"So you have the specs."

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I wish the numbers were more impressive,

"I wish the numbers were more impressive,"

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but they are what they are, and this is how it looks.

"but they are what they are, and this is how it looks."

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So you either like it, or you don't.

"So you either like it, or you don't."

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Katherine, it sounds like you're underselling the car.

"Katherine, it sounds like you're underselling the car."

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Is this a project you believe in or not?

"Is this a project you believe in or not?"

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Oh, no, I mean, I could never pitch something

"Oh, no, I mean, I could never pitch something"

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that I don't believe in.

"that I don't believe in."

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I-I just want to be up front

"I-I just want to be up front"

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about what you're getting, you know, so...

"about what you're getting, you know, so..."

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This is a big swing, and with big swings,

"This is a big swing, and with big swings,"

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you get big misses, like, nine times out of ten, so...

"you get big misses, like, nine times out of ten, so..."

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I'm a bit skeptical.

"I'm a bit skeptical."

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The numbers are poor, and, no offense, but it's ugly.

"The numbers are poor, and, no offense, but it's ugly."

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Oh, no, I respect that.

"Oh, no, I respect that."

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I mean, honestly, but if this one doesn't work out,

"I mean, honestly, but if this one doesn't work out,"

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hey, we'll get them on the next one.

"hey, we'll get them on the next one."

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That's what I think.

"That's what I think."

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Mark, we brought Katherine in for a fresh perspective.

"Mark, we brought Katherine in for a fresh perspective."

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If she believes in this, I say we back her up.

"If she believes in this, I say we back her up."

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I have a right to an opinion, Helen.

"I have a right to an opinion, Helen."

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Honestly, Helen, Mark does have the right to his opinion.

"Honestly, Helen, Mark does have the right to his opinion."

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Sure. It just so happens that when an idea

"Sure. It just so happens that when an idea"

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comes from a woman, his opinion is that it's bad.

"comes from a woman, his opinion is that it's bad."

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Oh, God. Here we go with the woman stuff.

"Oh, God. Here we go with the woman stuff."

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Can we discussed this in private?

"Can we discussed this in private?"

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I think private's better.

"I think private's better."

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Fine, let's do the stupid car

"Fine, let's do the stupid car"

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if it's that important to you. - Mark, don't gaslight her.

"if it's that important to you. - Mark, don't gaslight her."

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Bill, that's not what that means.

"Bill, that's not what that means."

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I haven't done a lot of these.

"I haven't done a lot of these."

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Is this how it usually goes? - Ah, some better, some worse.

"Is this how it usually goes? - Ah, some better, some worse."

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That's the problem.

"That's the problem."

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You need to check your privilege, Helen.

"You need to check your privilege, Helen."

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You check your privilege, Mark.

"You check your privilege, Mark."

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So then this idiot says,

"So then this idiot says,"

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"Couldn't we stop global warming if we all just had

""Couldn't we stop global warming if we all just had"

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solar-powered air conditioners?"

"solar-powered air conditioners?""

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And I was, like, trying to explain how dumb that was,

"And I was, like, trying to explain how dumb that was,"

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because, like, why--

"because, like, why--"

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how--what would you--

"how--what would you--"

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If you were explaining, what would you--

"If you were explaining, what would you--"

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what would you say to-- [chuckles]

"what would you say to-- [chuckles]"

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Why wouldn't that work?

"Why wouldn't that work?"

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Right?

"Right?"

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[knocks on glass] Hey.

"[knocks on glass] Hey."

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Oh, hey. Hear the news? Greenlight.

"Oh, hey. Hear the news? Greenlight."

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Mm, I heard.

"Mm, I heard."

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So congratulations? - Yeah.

"So congratulations? - Yeah."

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Maybe it'll be a good thing.

"Maybe it'll be a good thing."

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I mean, it's a risk, but it could be good.

"I mean, it's a risk, but it could be good."

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You think it'll be good? - Yeah.

"You think it'll be good? - Yeah."

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- Yeah, good. - Yeah, I do, yeah.

"- Yeah, good. - Yeah, I do, yeah."

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Okay. I'll walk you out.

"Okay. I'll walk you out."

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