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Clips from American Auto - The $10K Car (S01E01)

"that would be one of my options."
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"Okay, great. Good, Good."
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"Well, that's encouraging. I like that."
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"You want to take it for a test-drive,"
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"get the full Pika experience?"
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"Uh, is it sa--uh, is it safe?"
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"Ish."
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"- [barking] - Okay."
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"Sorry, sorry. He's just, uh-- he's just excited."
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"It's dog for "how you doing?""
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""Shall not be liable for any injury, death,"
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"or damage caused by dog, including loss of body parts.""
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"Like he gonna take off my titty or something?"
American Auto
"It's just a standard liability release."
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"If you just, uh--if you could just initial on the bottom."
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"So sorry. - Okay, I'm gonna--"
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"He just wants to give you a kiss with is teeth, so..."
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"Great. Okay, fantastic. Thank you."
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"And, uh, here is your money."
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"- Thank you. - Cash, as requested."
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"Uh, keep him away from children and tiny adults."
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"He's quite blind. He can't tell the difference."
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"All right. Great."
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"All right, Clarence, all right."
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"- [barking viciously] - Okay. Nope. All right."
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"[engine rumbling loudly] - It's a little loud."
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"What?"
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"Loud! It's a bit loud!"
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"We had to cheap out on the muffler, the suspension, too!"
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"That's why it's so bumpy!"
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"You can really feel the road, though!"
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"Yeah!"
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"How's the drive?"
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"Kind of feels like I'm driving through jelly!"
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"Is that a good thing?"
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"I guess, if you like jelly!"
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"[whispering] Hey, what happened to you?"
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"Yesterday you're gonna tell her how bad an idea this was."
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"Now you're its cheerleader."
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"[whispering] She made some really good points."
American Auto
"What points?"
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"What if Steve Jobs had listened"
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"when people told him something was impossible."
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"Like when his doctor"
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"said you can't cure cancer with fruit juice?"
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"No. [groans] Just--"
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"Look, she was a very successful"
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"CEO of a very successful company."
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"So, if she thinks this is a good idea,"
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"maybe you should try and support her."
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"Okay, so nobody panic,"
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"but I've been trying to brake for, like, 20 seconds now!"
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"Okay, it's like when you crank a radio"
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"and it charges the battery."
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"So the tires rotate."
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"That generates energy, which powers the engine."
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"That propels the car, that rotates the tires,"
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"that generates more energy and on and on,"
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"in perpetuli...lullity."
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"Goes on forever. Wouldn't that work?"
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"- My God. - What?"
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"You did it."
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"The brightest minds in history couldn't crack it,"
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"and Wesley Payne did it in a day?"
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"- [chuckles] - This will upend the industry."
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"Okay? No more petrol, no more--no more fossil fuels."
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"I got the idea-- I saw one of those desk toys"
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"with the clacky balls and then..."
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"[imitates explosion] - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"But you know he's gonna hate this?"
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"The Saudis. - [gasps]"
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"The Saudis. Yikes."
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"- Why "yikes, the Saudis"? - Well, think about it."
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"They're about to lose $200 billion worth"
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"of oil revenue every year, just down the toilet because of you."
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"Yeah, but what are they gonna do--assassinate you?"
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"Oh, come on, we all came up with this together."
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"This was a team effort."
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"We had nothing to do with this, okay?"
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"We're not taking any of the rap"
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"for any of your--your-- your genius."
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"Genius."
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"Okay, real funny, dicks."
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"[laughs mockingly]"
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"You might-- you should hold on to those."
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"Your mum might want to put them on the fridge."
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"Well, what about alchemy? You know, lead into gold?"
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"I'm sure you could crack that one, Wes."
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"- Hey, you wanted to see me? - Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Uh, what do you think of the slate?"
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"Better than the blue? - I really like the slate."
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"Yeah, I'm leaning towards the blue."
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"- Blue would have my vote. - Yeah, cool."
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"By the way, how are you feeling about the car?"
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"- The Pika? - Yeah."
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"Uh, great. It's--it's really exciting."
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"Good, yeah, because, you know, things are a little--"
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"obviously a little rough at the moment."
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"Yeah. But that--that's normal."
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"Yes. Yeah, that is normal."
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"- Yeah. - That is normal."
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"I was gonna say that, actually, yeah."
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"So--so just to confirm,"
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"you--you have zero reservations, though?"
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"I mean, I do worry a bit if there's a market for it,"
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"especially with the low fuel economy,"
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"which means higher gas costs, plus, aesthetically--"
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"- It's a disaster, isn't it? - What?"
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"[scoffs] I mean, I don't know--"
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"I don't know anything about cars,"
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"but this--this seems like a really big mistake."
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"But like you said, without mistakes,"
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"we would have never made it to the moon."
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"Who the [bleep] wants to go to the moon?"
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"You know what would be different"
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"if we didn't go to the moon? Nothing."
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"Not one thing in this whole world"
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"would be any different than it is right now."
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