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Clips from Preacher - Pilot (S01E01)

"I don't like him."
Preacher
"Why don't you like him?"
Preacher
"'Cause he's mean."
Preacher
"Not to me."
Preacher
"I mean... he is, but you know, mostly..."
Preacher
"[Indistinct conversation]"
Preacher
"He's mean to your mom."
Preacher
"So you want me to talk to someone?"
Preacher
"Talkin' won't help."
Preacher
"Well, you're hangin' there like a shirt on a hook,"
Preacher
"so you got somethin' in mind."
Preacher
"Words, kid. What do you want?"
Preacher
"I want you to hurt him."
Preacher
"You know, it's a sin just to ask me that."
Preacher
"I know, but he sins, too."
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"He sins worse, and he's got it comin'."
Preacher
"[Laughs]"
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"Well, in that case..."
Preacher
"Don't laugh."
Preacher
"People said before you came back here..."
Preacher
"before you were a preacher..."
Preacher
"you did things."
Preacher
"♪ ♪"
Preacher
"So, bring me a beer"
Preacher
"and maybe I'll do some of those things to your daddy."
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"♪ ♪"
Preacher
"How hurt you want him?"
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"How far do I go?"
Preacher
"One punch?"
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"Two?"
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"Problem is, your daddy's a big fella."
Preacher
"Imagine a couple punches just gonna make him mad."
Preacher
"He's gonna fight back."
Preacher
"Then his buddies are gonna want to help out."
Preacher
"I'll need to defend myself."
Preacher
"Things will escalate. That's what these things do."
Preacher
"They escalate."
Preacher
"And violence... makes violence."
Preacher
"It makes nothing much at all."
Preacher
"Is that what you want, kid?"
Preacher
"Doesn't mean I can't still, [Clears throat] you know..."
Preacher
"help out with your daddy."
Preacher
"Help how?"
Preacher
"I don't know."
Preacher
"We'll figure somethin' out."
Preacher
"A man's heart plans his way..."
Preacher
"but the Lord directs his steps."
Preacher
"Right."
Preacher
"Pray for me, Preacher."
Preacher
"Anyone were listenin', I would."
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"Believe me."
Preacher
"I'd pray."
Preacher
"♪ ♪"
Preacher
"Reporter: In local news, goodbye, Chief Red Savage,"
Preacher
"hello, Pedro the Prairie Dog!"
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"Unveiling is tonight, so come on down to City Hall"
Preacher
"and give Annville's adorable, politically correct new mascot"
Preacher
"a big ol' West Texas hello."
Preacher
"[John Philip Sousa's The Liberty Bell plays]"
Preacher
"[Indistinct shouting]"
Preacher
"You got punched! The board voted!"
Preacher
"The prairie dog is the new mascot, all right?"
Preacher
"- Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo! - Miles got punched by a girl!"
Preacher
"You punched me!"
Preacher
"You punched me!"
Preacher
"- Can't do it. - [Grunts]"
Preacher
"I told them."
Preacher
"You cannot just expunge"
Preacher
"a beloved cultural figure like that"
Preacher
"and not expect it to go over like shit on cold biscuit."
Preacher
"I imagine there's worse things that could happen."
Preacher
"Hmm."
Preacher
"Considerin' I just read"
Preacher
"the Japanese let a fellow marry his own pillow,"
Preacher
"I tend to agree with you."
Preacher
"- Much worse is on its way. - Pillows?"
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"That's a slippery slope."
Preacher
"Indeed it is."
Preacher
"Indeed."
Preacher
"Eugene told me that h-he left you some messages?"
Preacher
"Yep."
Preacher
"Yep, I owe him a call."
Preacher
"Look, I don't... I don't give a damn one way or the other."
Preacher
"He was askin' about you,"
Preacher
"so I was wonderin' if you could find the time to swing by?"
Preacher
"Tomorrow night?"
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"- That work? - Tomorrow."
Preacher
"[Indistinct shouting]"
Preacher
"Man: Get him! You got him, Donnie?"
Preacher
"[Laughter] Hold him down!"
Preacher
"Sheriff?"
Preacher
"I can't say how..."
Preacher
"but I heard Donnie there..."
Preacher
"might be layin' hands on his wife."
Preacher
"I figured you might want to talk to her."
Preacher
"I'll listen to a formal complaint"
Preacher
"should the victim come forward."
Preacher
"Well, that's unlikely, ain't it?"
Preacher
"These kinds of situations?"
Preacher
"She's probably scared to."
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"I will listen to a formal complaint."
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"'Course."
Preacher
"You don't want to lose the wife-beatin',"
Preacher
"squirrel-murderin' redneck vote."
Preacher
"I imagine that's a key demographic for you."
Preacher
"You know, Preacher,"
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"when I heard that you was comin' back here to your daddy's..."
Preacher
"I must confess to a portion of unease on it."
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"But you've been real quiet, haven't you?"
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"I mean, some folks say too quiet, but not me."
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"No siree bob."
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"I say let's just let that continue."
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"Now, you drive careful."
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"[Engine starts]"
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"[Indistinct shouting]"
Preacher
"♪ ♪"
Preacher
"[Chatter]"
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"[Irish accent] Right."
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"So, Tijuana."
Preacher
"Any sod-eyed muppet with a bloody backpack"
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