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Clips from The Goldbergs - O Captain! My Captain! (S04E04)

"You know he riles easily!"
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"I wasn't just gonna bail you out."
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"- You'd never learn if I did that. - Learn what?"
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"Do you know how hard it was for me to be Frizzica?"
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"I used to eat lunch in the bathroom stalls."
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"I'd take the back hallways to avoid boys."
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"I even spent Saturday nights at home watching the news with Dad."
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"He yells so much at the news."
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"It's like he thinks they can hear him!"
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"But you want to know the worst part?"
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"Is I had no one to talk to about any of it."
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"But Emmy does. She has you."
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"But you're only thinking about yourself"
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"instead of being there for her."
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"(WHISTLE BLOWS)"
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"All right. Enough lesson-learning."
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"Shirt off. Get in the game."
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"You'll have to catch me first!"
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"ADAM: I'm athletic when determined."
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"(GROANS)"
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"I'm a Skin."
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"Boom! Read it and weep."
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"Read it to me. It hurts when I look down."
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"It's Barry's chemistry test, and guess what? He aced it."
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"- Or should I say, I aced him. - Guess you did, huh?"
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"No, you said I couldn't "Captain" him,"
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"- but you were wrong, sucka! - You showed me."
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"Attention, people in the room."
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"I have a huge announcement about my future"
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"that I need to rub in my mother's face."
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"No, no, no. We said we were gonna be rubbing at a much later date."
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"I couldn't wait for Harvard to beg me to join their ranks."
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"This is too good. It must be rubbed."
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"Wait, did I hear "Harvard"? I think I heard "Harvard"."
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"Oh, you heard it."
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"Thanks to my newfound love of sciences,"
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"I've officially decided what to do with my life."
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"I shall be a doctor."
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"(GASPING)"
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"- I give you the JTP. - ALL: JTP!"
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"Not the Jenkintown Posse."
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"I'm talkin' about the Jenkintown Practice."
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"An all-in-one medical facility where I'll be CEO and lead surgeon."
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"I'm the in-house ophthalmologist."
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"I'm the foot doc, y'all."
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"And I'mma play drums in the waiting room."
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"I cannot believe what I'm hearing."
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"- Tell me more! - No. Let's not."
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"Sorry, Mom. You lose."
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"- We've heard enough. - I will succeed in life"
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"- just to spite you. - No!"
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"What do you have to say about that?"
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"This is the happiest (BLEEP) day of my (BLEEP) life!"
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"What? Why is this good news?"
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"'Cause I inspired you to learn!"
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"Now, get up on that table and "O Captain! My Captain!" me."
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"But I thought you secretly wanted me to fail."
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"Of course not. Who would give you such a nasty idea?"
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"(YELPS)"
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"- Maybe we should go. - What the hell's happening here?"
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"Ooh. I'd like to stay and quietly watch."
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"I may have slightly motivated the kid"
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"using you as a springboard for his hate."
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"- Yeah, you get it. - Wait."
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"My mom genuinely wants me to thrive? This is horrible!"
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"No, it's great. You love science now. We all win."
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"It's all built on lies."
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"I fully reject science and all learning!"
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"(SIGHS) I'm sorry, JTP. We're no longer the JTP."
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"We're just the JTP."
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"ALL: (DEJECTEDLY) JTP."
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"Bevy, I only wanted to help the kid succeed."
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"Well, your way worked. Congrats."
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"- Wait. Where you going? - To quit."
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"I'm no teacher."
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"And the worst part is,"
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"the only thing I inspired in my son is resentment."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"ADULT ADAM: I had messed up with Emmy,"
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"and it would take a miracle to fix our friendship,"
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"- or a couple of jerks. - Dude."
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"Fresh hottie, 9:00. Nice rack."
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"- Sorry. Allergies. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I finally saw how hard it was for Emmy,"
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"and I knew just what I had to do, even if it killed me."
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"Excuse me. Hi, I'm Adam F. Goldberg."
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"Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg."
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"The artsy dude?"
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"Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts."
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"He's more of a multi-hyphenate."
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"I've been focusing on the written word."
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"What the hell is your problem, dorknard?"
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"I just heard you talking about my friend here."
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"Dude! Go away, it's fine."
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"No, it's not! I mean, how would you feel"
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"if every time you walked through school,"
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"the girls talked about your body?"
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"I'd nod and say, "This saddle seats one."
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""Unless you're a twin, then it seats two.""
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"Point is, maybe we should just be more sensitive."
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"It's hard enough to be a freshman hoping you can fit in."
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"I'm hoping you can fit in that trash can."
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"Exactly. Wait, what?"
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"Oh! Oh, God!"
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"(PANTING) Not the trash!"
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"That's where Nurse Steve dumps all the old Band-Aids."
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"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
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"- Hands off the dork. - Or what?"
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"I sit behind you in Spanish."
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"Next siesta you take in class, snip-snip, you lose the ponytail."
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"- But that's where my soul resides. - Come on, man."
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"She's turning the tables on us, and I don't like it."
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"Dude, that was badass."
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"Well, you're a tough girl."
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"It may take you a few years, but you'll get there."
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"Trust me."
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"Are you crazy? You almost got trashed!"
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"I just figured I should be there for you,"
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"- no matter how hard it gets. - (CHUCKLES)"
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