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Clips from The Goldbergs - O Captain! My Captain! (S04E04)

"Okay, before you throw a hard object at me and say "Get out"..."
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"ERICA: Get out!"
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"I have a big favor to ask,"
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"and will pay a huge sum of money to do it."
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"I'm listening."
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"I need you to give this note to Emmy and make her read it."
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"She's still not talking to you, huh?"
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"Honestly, she's being crazy and irrational,"
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"but as you can see in this note,"
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"I'm the bigger man and still willing to apologize."
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""Dear Emmy, you're being crazy and irrational."
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""Let me explain the many reasons"
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""why your super-silly female body issues"
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""are all in your head." No."
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"Fine! Then you fix it."
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"Exactly how much money are we talking here?"
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"$1,000."
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"Which is what this Megatron will be worth"
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"on the black market in 30 years."
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"I'll do it for 20 bucks."
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"Five bucks and a Skeletor?"
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"I'll do it if you just go away now."
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"ADULT ADAM: And so my sister would help me, but not by going to Emmy."
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"Hey, Coach, got a minute?"
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"Kind of busy, female Goldberg. I'm inventing a new hybrid sport."
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"Either, uh, baseball fencing or water polo squash."
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"You can't play squash under water. People need to breathe."
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""Need to breathe.""
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"(SIGHS) That makes sense."
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""Need to breathe.""
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"Uh-huh."
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"So, my brother's been a bad friend to Emmy Mirsky."
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"Ah, stabbed in the back by your best amigo."
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"That is a crime worse than all the murders in the world."
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"I don't think that's right, but sure."
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"So, could you help her by blatantly abusing your authority?"
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"You want old Coach to exact sweet revenge, huh?"
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"No problem."
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"- You're an amazing teacher. - I'm sure of it."
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"ADULT ADAM: While Erica was looking to teach me a lesson,"
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"Barry was ready to learn."
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"- JTP! - ALL: JTP!"
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"I need you to teach me everything about chemistry so I can get an "A.""
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"Are you sure you want to join us, bro?"
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"Yeah, you tend to just sort of peter out, insult us,"
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"and then leave us high and dry."
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"Not this time, my tiny friend I can fit in my pocket!"
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"I have enough anger in me to last for at least three days."
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"BARRY: Let's do this!"
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"- What are you doing? - Taking photographs with my mind."
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"- You mean memorizing? - Done! Quiz me."
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"- Fire away. - Dude. (CHUCKLES)"
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"It takes more than just glancing at our note cards"
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"to know what elements are in group four of the periodic table."
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"Titanium, zirconium, hafnium, and rutherfordium."
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"Whoa. When you've got hate in your heart, you're, like, crazy-smart."
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"Also, it totally proves you were never living up to your potential."
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"Indeed, Geoffrey."
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"And I will use that potential to stop my mom's evil plan."
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"ADULT ADAM: And he did. Barry was so psyched to teach my mom a lesson,"
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"he couldn't stop teaching himself."
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"Well, look at you guys studying."
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"Just tutoring my boys."
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"They're having a hard time keeping up."
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"Keeping up with you?"
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"Turns out science just kind of clicks when I try."
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"Barry's even read four chapters ahead, for fun."
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"That's right. He knows stuff we can't even begin to comprehend."
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"Until we read that far into the book."
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"Thanks to you telling me about Mom's awful plan"
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"to keep me here to love me forever."
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"You're really showing her."
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"Just maybe you keep your rage-learning between us."
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"But what's the point of knowledge"
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"if you don't use it to destroy your mother?"
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"You know what would really stick it to her?"
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"If you tell her after you got into college."
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"(CHUCKLES) Yeah."
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"Imagine how miserable she'll be when I go off to Harvard."
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"You'll destroy her for sure."
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"But until then, let's just keep it our secret."
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"Our wonderful secret."
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"ADULT ADAM: As my dad was trying to keep Barry quiet,"
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"I was just trying to keep my shirt on."
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"Shirt. Skin."
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"Shirt, Skin, Shirt, Skin, Shirt, Skin, Shirt."
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"Yes! I'm golden."
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"Shirt."
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"Skin."
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"Skin."
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"- ADAM: Whoa. Hey, hang on. - This better be important, Goldfarb!"
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"It is. You double-Skinned."
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"How about that? I did double-Skin."
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"But you can't double-Skin."
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"It's Shirt, Skin, Shirt, Skin."
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"I can Skin-Skin anytime I like."
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"If you Skin-Skin, there's no rules! It's chaos!"
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"Maybe now you'll know what it feels like"
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"to be a young girl coming of age!"
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"Wait, is this about Emmy?"
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"The best teachers never reveal if it's about Emmy."
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"So it is about Emmy!"
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"You should have just eaten the note."
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"Everybody eats the note!"
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"Why do people think eating paper is a viable option?"
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"Just for the back-talk, you're a Skin for the rest of the week!"
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"- No! - Now you're a Skin"
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"for the rest of the year! You keep it up,"
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"- you'll be a Skin for life! - You can't do that."
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"Trust me. On your wedding day,"
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"you will walk down the aisle shirtless."
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"No respectable venue would allow that!"
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"- It'll be a beach wedding! - (GROANS)"
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"That sounds wonderful and like my worst nightmare."
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"ADULT ADAM: That was when I realized"
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"the person I'd enlisted to help me only made it worse."
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"You did this!"
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"You said you wanted my help, so I'm helping you."
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"I meant talk to her and make everything better for me."
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"Instead, you got Mellor all riled up!"
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