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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Our Ham Is Good (S01E01)

"Oh, hey."
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"[disconnect tone]"
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"[blows through lips]"
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"What are you two doing here?"
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"I didn't blow my helper whistle."
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"Who was that?"
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"My..."
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"perfumier."
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"-[Ezequiel] Hm. -We're working on a new scent blend."
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"He's French, so we kiss goodbye."
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"[all chuckle]"
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"So... what's the scent?"
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"We're working on it."
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"There are notes of.."
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"hickory."
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"[Ezequiel] Hmm."
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"What happened last night?"
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"You were supposed to come to my house for dinner."
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"Here. I brought you your lamb chops."
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"Something came up."
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"Do you think "Don't Stop Believin'" is inappropriate?"
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"Let me guess, Sterling Wesley has boring taste in music."
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"Surprise, surprise."
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"She's more eclectic than you think."
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"Oh. Is she?"
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"Look, crafting a playlist is difficult. Okay?"
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"Now, did you two make the list for the Costco run yet?"
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"Because a lock-in without snacks"
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"is basically solitary confinement,"
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"but with lots of other people,"
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"so... worse."
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"My point is, make the list. Okay?"
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"And include breath mints."
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"It's a long night. I gotta go."
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"[bottle clatters]"
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"Do we want a taser?"
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"Why not? Throw it in."
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"I'm not seeing handcuffs."
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"Check in the desk."
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"You find some?"
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"No, but I found something else. Come here."
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"Oh."
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"[scoffs] That does not look like a comfortable position to sleep in."
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"-[Sterling] He'll be achey. -He should stretch."
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"I don't think Bowser stretches."
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"He has the posture of a fishhook."
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"We could show him some stretches."
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"Like the warm-up we learned when we had Zumba for PE?"
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"Left arm reach, right arm reach,"
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"Swirl your hips like you’re on the beach..."
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"-[Bowser] Okay. -Left arm reach..."
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"So, this is how I die?"
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"Laying on the floor while two white ladies Zumba over me."
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"Stop, please stop. Please stop! Stop."
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"We woke him up."
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"-Good morning! -Hi!"
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"Why are y'all here?"
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"Why are you here, huh?"
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"This is my damn office."
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"I can be here any damn time I please."
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"-Well, damn. -[Bowser groans]"
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"Shouldn't y'all be at school?"
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"Yes, we are doing a self-defense demonstration for PE"
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"and, uh, it's graded and everything,"
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"and Sterling forgot to prepare"
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"because she's been forgetting a lot of important things lately,"
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"for which there are really no excuses,"
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"and often, very serious consequences."
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"For which she is genuinely and sincerely very sorry."
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"So, we need to borrow some self-defense demonstration things."
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"[Bowser] Have at it."
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"Bowser?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Why do you smell like a gas station that sells wine?"
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"[grunts] Because I bought wine at a gas station!"
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"After I left Yolanda's house."
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"After I found her there with Terrance."
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"After I thought, "Do I have feelings for Yolanda?""
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"After I went there to tell her I had news about the Fren-Z case"
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"and maybe ask her out for some soft tacos."
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"After I told her I wasn't working with her anymore,"
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"and I quit."
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"-No. Uh-uh. -No, yeah."
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"You have got to go and get that case back."
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"No..."
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"I lost the only man I'll ever love for that case."
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"Yeah, okay?"
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"You have to go back and fight for Yolanda."
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"Offer her hard tacos."
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"And yes, Terrance may be a very charming, good-looking man"
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"with a gorgeous smile and a twinkle in his eye,"
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"but... but you are Bowser!"
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"Women don't really care about that other stuff!"
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"Oh, women hate that stuff, huh?"
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"Yeah, believe me. I know what women like."
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"You don't know anything."
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"You don't know what I know."
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"Oh, really?"
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"-Hey, hey, oh. -Yeah!"
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"What's with you two?"
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"Snappin' at each other like betta fish sharing a bowl."
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"We're having issues."
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"Well, get over them."
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"You're family. Figure it out."
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"Might we not say the same thing about Yolanda?"
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"Not if he's into her."
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"That would be gross."
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"We can be Bowser's family, but she is his love interest. Duh."
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"But once you're with someone, doesn't that make you family,"
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"-like, by marriage or whatever? -That's stupid."
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"No, it's not. It's a valid question."
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"-Stupid! -Is not!"
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"-Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, cut it out. -[both shouting]"
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"All right? Dirty laundry."
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"Wash it, fold it, put it away."
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"And go away!"
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"And bring me back my stuff after school."
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"I'm gonna go throw up in the mop sink."
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"-Oh. -[Bowser grunts]"
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"Do you want to talk about what happened with Miles?"
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