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Clips from Kicking & Screaming (2005)

"You can save... Me."
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"Big on all kinds of balls."
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"Basketballs, footballs,"
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"hockey pucks, baseballs..."
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"Those acting lessons really paid off."
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"Yeah, I got four stores now, and I'm opening a fifth next month"
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"in your neck of the woods."
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"You sure you don't want a job?"
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"I got a job, Dad."
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"Oh, yeah, what? Selling... Selling vitamins?"
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"In fact, you need to take more vitamins."
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"I take a vitamin every day, it's called a steak."
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"Now look, I came up with this myself, look at this."
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"I'm Buck Weston."
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"(all) And he's got balls!"
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"Pretty good, huh? What do you think?"
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"I think this is your best commercial yet."
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"It was pretty good."
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"Gripping. Gripping."
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"[Machine humming] Ditka."
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"Stay away from that, okay?"
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"Here we go again."
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"Hey, Ditka! Will you knock it off?"
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"Hey, knock it off, would you?"
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"[Humming]"
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"Hey, do that later, would you, please?"
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"I got company!"
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"[Humming stops]"
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"Doing my lawn."
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"Look, we're trying to have a nice family gathering, all right?"
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"I'm trying to get my yard cleaned."
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"You're messing up my yard. Let me... Let me ask you."
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"The world's gotta stop 'cause you got a family gathering?"
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"I'm trying to do my lawn! Yeah, but you put all your..."
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"Guys..."
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"Hey, stay out of this. It's between us, okay?"
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"Here, take some of this back, 'cause I don't want it."
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"Hey! Knock it off! It's all for you!"
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"You're nuts! Guys, guys!"
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"How do you like that, Ditka?"
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"Take it back."
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"Here, you get the whole thing!"
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"[Humming]"
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"We'll settle this later, okay?"
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"Yeah, you know where to find me!"
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"Yeah, exactly."
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"I got this for you, too! Get out of here!"
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"[Gasping] Phil, come on."
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"Dad, he hit me. He hit me with the ball."
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"Hey, Dad, what happened to all your fish?"
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"That one ate the others. I call him "Killer.""
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"Killer?"
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"Yeah."
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"I like it."
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"Yeah."
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"You might wanna clean the water every now and then."
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"Let's see what you can do."
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"Hey, Dad, I didn't know if..."
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"I wanted to talk to you about Sam."
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"Sammy's a good boy."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"He hasn't been playing much lately and, I didn't know if..."
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"Stop right there. I agree with you."
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"And I got some great news."
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"He's gonna get a lot more playing time now."
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"Dad, thanks, that's... that's exactly what I wanted to hear."
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"I traded him to the Tigers."
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"[Glass shattering]"
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"(Buck) Ooh, hey!"
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"[Sparking]"
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"You traded your own grandson?"
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"Well, I didn't actually get anything for him."
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"You know that cost $400?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"W - What, you calling me a liar? I'll show you the receipt."
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"No, I-I'm talking about Sam!"
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"W- Why didn't you just play him more?"
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"He is going to play more, Philly..."
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"Yeah, for another team!"
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"You... You... You care about winning that much?"
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"Look, Phil, I'm not just coaching soccer."
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"I'm building men."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"It's an impressive shot. Sure."
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"But, you know, I want Sam to have fun."
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"This isn't the big leagues."
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"For those who live between Broadway and Grandville,"
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"between the ages of 10 and 12,"
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"who are free on Sundays and Tuesdays,"
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"this is the big leagues."
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"But what about Sam?"
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"Sam, you saw him out there today. It breaks my heart."
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"At best, he's a benchwarmer."
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"Wow! Oh!"
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"Oh, Killer! Killer!"
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"How did that happen?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Hey, Sam, you wanna give us a minute?"
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"Need a little adult time."
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"Uh-huh."
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"[Door closes]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Of all the asinine things my dad has done,"
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"this is by far the most asinine."
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"I mean, I know he's the most competitive man in the world."
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"But this beats them all. I'm angry."
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"I'm... I'm spitting angry!"
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"I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!"
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"My heart rate is dangerously high right now."
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"I'm glad it happened, I..."
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"What? Yeah."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Where did my wife go? Are you a robot?"
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"Are you a robot-woman?"
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"I... I am not a robot."
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"Phil, honey, I know this is upsetting, okay,"
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"but you have to try to find the positive in this."
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