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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's New Life (S01E01)

"They're salty and..."
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"So what do you got to show for 15 years..."
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"A craving for peanuts?"
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"You're an intelligent man."
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"You don't have to be a sports writer all your life."
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"When you were a kid, didn't you have an ambition?"
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"Oh, yeah, when I was a kid, I once wanted to be a doctor."
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"Ah."
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"Nah, but I don't mean"
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"a regular doctor... A team physician,"
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"so I could be around all the sports guys."
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"Oh, Oscar, Oscar..."
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"All right, Felix, I admit it,"
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"it's not the greatest life in the world, but I like it."
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"The only drawback is you don't get to meet girls."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Come to my studio tomorrow morning."
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"Felix, I don't have much of a future"
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"as a high-fashion model."
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"The high heels... No, listen to me, listen to me."
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"What? I know someone"
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"who may be interested in hiring you."
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"I don't know, you've done such a bang-up job"
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"with my career so far."
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"Trust me, that's all I ask, trust me."
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"I don't think so. ( sobbing )"
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"All right, don't cry."
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"I'll trust you, Felix. Don't cry."
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"It's not that. I can't look at this room."
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"What's the matter with the room?"
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"MAN: I'm interested in your friend Madison,"
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"but are you sure he's Harem material?"
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"He's a very fine writer."
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"Your magazine could use a quality writer."
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"That's all we have."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's lift the test tube"
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"a little bit higher, please."
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"That's the beaker."
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"The thin one's the test tube."
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"That's it."
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"He does have that mellifluous writing style"
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"that's synonymous with our publication."
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"Yes, he does. An interesting thought."
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"I want to get everything right here,"
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"because Mr. Buffingham is very, very particular"
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"about what goes in his magazine."
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"How's that look? Is that what you're after?"
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"It's too serious."
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"Philosophy is her major."
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"Chemistry's just a hobby."
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"Here we are."
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"Big smile, big smile."
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"That's it, that's it. Good."
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"All right, that's it."
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"That's good. That's fine."
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"Honey, come over here. But I haven't shot"
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"a whole roll of film yet."
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"Come here."
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"I suppose you've read"
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"my essay on the, uh, Puritan ethic."
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"Felix?"
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"Oscar! Oh, boy, do you look sharp."
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"Really? Two weeks ago,"
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"you said this suit was ugly."
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"You look like a million dollars."
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"Ah, you must be old Madison."
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"This is Oscar Madison."
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"This is Bo Buffingham, the editor of Harem Magazine."
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"Hey, I am glad to meet you."
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"I read your magazine all the time."
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"Even the articles."
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"( both laughing )"
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"Well, I read your column."
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"I must say, you have"
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"a very insightful understanding"
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"into the psychosexual roots of athletics."
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"For example, I found your description"
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"of Joe Namath's touchdown passes absolutely erotic."
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"Football is erotic?"
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"Oscar, Felix tells me you're not with that tabloid anymore."
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"Yeah, I got..."
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"Well, how creatively fulfilling can it be"
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"to spend your life describing quarterbacks"
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"on the free throw line?"
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"Oscar, have you decided what you're going to do?"
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"Well, it's very hard."
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"We might have something at Harem"
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"that might be more creatively fulfilling."
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"Mona? Why don't you stop by the office this afternoon?"
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"Would 2:30 be all right?"
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"Sounds fantastic. See you then."
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"Uh, the smock is mine."
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"Oh."
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"And the glasses."
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"Honey?"
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"Is he serious?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"He did a whole issue on seriousness."
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"BUFFINGHAM: No, no, I don't like this one."
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"With three chicks hanging all over him,"
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"you can't even see the sweater."
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"Hmm. Let's go with two chicks."
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"Ah, heavy."
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"( intercom buzzes )"
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"Yeah?"
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"WOMAN: Mr. Madison to see you, Buffy."
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"Mm, good. Send him in."
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"Take down everything I say."
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"It might come in handy for my column."
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"Feeling well?"
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"Oh, yes. How are you?"
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"Like a haircut?"
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"No, thanks. I'm trying to quit."
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"( laughing )"
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"That will be all, Hal."
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"It's a great office, just a great office."
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"You like it?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's not mine."
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