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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's New Life (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"I've come to clean out his desk."
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"Alone?"
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"You're very brave."
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"Why are you cleaning out his desk?"
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"You fired him."
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"Oh, I didn't really fire Madison."
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"Well, I mean, I-I fired him,"
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"but I do it at least once a year."
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"It's sort of a running gag."
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"That's terrible."
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"Huh?"
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"Pulling gags on people"
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"as if they're something you buy in a novelty store."
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"I don't think that's funny."
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"I suppose you have"
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"squirting flowers and whoopee cushions, too."
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"Look, I don't think you quite understand."
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"I understand that Oscar deserves better"
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"than to be made the brunt of gag."
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"Writers like Oscar Madison don't grow on trees, you know."
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"Listen, I..."
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"He deserves an apology from you."
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"He deserves a raise."
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"A raise? What are you, crazy?"
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"Offer Madison a raise?"
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"He's already the most overpaid sports writer in this town."
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"He's lucky I'm even considering taking him back,"
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"the way he slops up the office."
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"I don't think it's necessary"
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"to raise your voice, Mr. Donnelly."
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"I'm not raising my voice, Unter, I'm emphasizing."
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"My name is "Unger.""
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"You newspapermen never get a name right, do you?"
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"You get this right."
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"I was going to hire Madison back,"
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"but after talking to you, I've changed my mind."
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"Now get his junk and scram, he's fired."
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"You can't do that to Oscar."
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"I can fill the job in one minute."
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"With whom? Your nephew, the house painter?"
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"Yes, my nephew the house painter, and you're right."
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"Writers like Madison don't grow on trees, Unter."
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"They grow under them."
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"Now get out!"
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"You're not a nice man."
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"TV ANNOUNCER: And so we join Sharibeth Gleason,"
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"the world-renowned ceramics designer and amnesiac"
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"in searching for Winnie,"
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"the stray pony with the brain tumor."
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"You'll remember that Winnie was seen yesterday"
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"in front of an all-night truck stop near the..."
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"Hi."
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"Where the freeways meet at Downey."
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"She was galloping along..."
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"How's the amnesiac?"
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"I forgot."
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"I've been watching so many of these soap operas."
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"This is about a stray pony who also has a brain tumor."
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"( laughing lightly )"
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"What did you turn it off for?"
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"I, um, want to talk to you about your job situation."
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"That's very considerate of you, Felix,"
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"but I want to see if the pony gets rid of the brain tumor."
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"What if, um... hypothetically, of course,"
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"but what if Donnelly doesn't call you"
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"and you're really out of work?"
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"Don't worry, he'll call."
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"Yeah, but what if he doesn't?"
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"What if he doesn't?"
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"He will, he will."
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"He won't."
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"He won't?"
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"I did it."
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"You did it."
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"You did what?"
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"Went down there?"
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"I went down there. You went down there."
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"And you told him? I told him."
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"You told him. What did you tell him?"
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"I told him the job was beneath you."
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"Beneath me."
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"But now I'm really fired?"
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"Want to see the pony with the brain tumor?"
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"No, thanks, I think I have one of my own."
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"MAN ( over TV ): I had just gotten back from Cuba"
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"and had a lot of extra sugar in my glove compartment."
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"Anyhow, the pony looked at me sort of weirdly"
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"and kicked up its hind legs and fainted."
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"I-I leaped out of my pickup truck, ran after him,"
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"but he recovered quickly,"
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"and he galloped off in that direction, I think."
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"Hey, lady, do you... do you want some sugar?"
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"( knocks softly ) Are you mad at me?"
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"I'm speechless."
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"First, penniless, then speechless."
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"How could you do it?!"
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"Do I interfere with you"
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"when you try to go back with your ex-wife?"
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"Oscar, listen to me."
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"What do you need this kind of life for?"
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"It's the only kind of life I know."
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"Look at it realistically."
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"You're not getting any younger."
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"How old are you? What's the difference?"
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"All right, for the past 15 years,"
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"you've been the highest paid sports writer in the East."
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"And with taxes and alimony, what have you saved?"
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"Three and a half cents."
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"So?"
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"There are men in this town with half your talent"
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"at half your age earning twice what you earn,"
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"and they don't have to follow Orioles and Indians"
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"all over the country."
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"Felix, don't you understand?"
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"I like to follow the Orioles and the Indians around."
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"But it's no life for you, working for that rude man,"
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"eating that rotten ballpark food."
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"Well, the food may be rotten,"
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"but the peanuts are great."
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