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Clips from Central Park - Episode One (S01E01)

In the middle of Manhattan

"In the middle of Manhattan"

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There's a spot unlike the rest

"There's a spot unlike the rest"

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An actual oasis

"An actual oasis"

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It's like New York, but undressed

"It's like New York, but undressed"

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I'm talking 'bout a place That all the bustle seems to pass

"I'm talking 'bout a place That all the bustle seems to pass"

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What's this place I speak of?

"What's this place I speak of?"

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Why, I'm so glad you asked

"Why, I'm so glad you asked"

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It's Central Park

"It's Central Park"

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It's a haven, it's a jewel

"It's a haven, it's a jewel"

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Central Park

"Central Park"

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And it even has a pool

"And it even has a pool"

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The city's little refuge Filled with kind of art and art

"The city's little refuge Filled with kind of art and art"

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And guess what?

"And guess what?"

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It's central in my heart

"It's central in my heart"

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The cops patrol on horsies

"The cops patrol on horsies"

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As the kiddos hide their weed

"As the kiddos hide their weed"

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Be cool. Be cool.

"Be cool. Be cool."

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There's tennis players deucin'

"There's tennis players deucin'"

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And he just deuced for free

"And he just deuced for free"

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Good job!

"Good job!"

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See Rollerbladers tripping

"See Rollerbladers tripping"

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Yogis doing downward dog

"Yogis doing downward dog"

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And truant students skipping

"And truant students skipping"

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While their Waspy mothers jog

"While their Waspy mothers jog"

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Central Park

"Central Park"

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Built in 1857

"Built in 1857"

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Central Park

"Central Park"

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Where all rats go to heaven

"Where all rats go to heaven"

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It used to be a village

"It used to be a village"

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But no one talks about that part

"But no one talks about that part"

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Dark chapter

"Dark chapter"

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Anyhoo...

"Anyhoo..."

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It's central in my heart

"It's central in my heart"

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And in this gorgeous haunt You'll find all you'd ever want

"And in this gorgeous haunt You'll find all you'd ever want"

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Picnics on the giant lawn

"Picnics on the giant lawn"

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Rowboats floating on the pond

"Rowboats floating on the pond"

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Carts with churros, mangoes too

"Carts with churros, mangoes too"

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-Hey, halal -Hello to you

"-Hey, halal -Hello to you"

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-Shakespeare plays -Folksy tunes

"-Shakespeare plays -Folksy tunes"

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-Bucket drummers -Fun cartoons

"-Bucket drummers -Fun cartoons"

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People play and people sing That guy won't do anything

"People play and people sing That guy won't do anything"

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-The park's a meeting spot -A melting pot

"-The park's a meeting spot -A melting pot"

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It's like this souvenir I bought

"It's like this souvenir I bought"

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An equalizer An exerciser

"An equalizer An exerciser"

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A perfect place to wear my visor

"A perfect place to wear my visor"

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Central Park

"Central Park"

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Where the animals can talk

"Where the animals can talk"

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Central Park

"Central Park"

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My mistake They cannot talk

"My mistake They cannot talk"

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Grandiose and glorious Unlike any place on Earth

"Grandiose and glorious Unlike any place on Earth"

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Where else can your son and daughter Splash in dirty hot dog water?

"Where else can your son and daughter Splash in dirty hot dog water?"

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Here at the midpoint

"Here at the midpoint"

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A park that's so central

"A park that's so central"

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The name's not that clever

"The name's not that clever"

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But screw it, whatever

"But screw it, whatever"

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It's central

"It's central"

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In my heart

"In my heart"

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Hi. I am a humble troubadour, a busker.

"Hi. I am a humble troubadour, a busker."

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They call me Birdie, 'cause I sing like a bird,

"They call me Birdie, 'cause I sing like a bird,"

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and I've bathed in that fountain.

"and I've bathed in that fountain."

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And this behind me is Edendale "Castle."

"And this behind me is Edendale "Castle.""

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I'm putting quotes around "castle"

"I'm putting quotes around "castle""

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because I think it was originally built to hold shovels, or b--

"because I think it was originally built to hold shovels, or b--"

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horse bones or dead people.

"horse bones or dead people."

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But now, this is where the manager of the park lives with his family.

"But now, this is where the manager of the park lives with his family."

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Let's peek inside. It's not creepy. I'm the narrator.

"Let's peek inside. It's not creepy. I'm the narrator."

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But we should, you know, not get caught.

"But we should, you know, not get caught."

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Not 'cause it's creepy, but we should-- Let's just be cautious.

"Not 'cause it's creepy, but we should-- Let's just be cautious."

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That's Cole.

"That's Cole."

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That's Molly.

"That's Molly."

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Their mom is Paige.

"Their mom is Paige."

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And the dad is Owen.

"And the dad is Owen."

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He's the park manager.

"He's the park manager."

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That's why he's wearing those shorts. They tell you he's in charge.

"That's why he's wearing those shorts. They tell you he's in charge."

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-Does anybody hear whispering? -Damn it.

"-Does anybody hear whispering? -Damn it."

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No.

"No."

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Well, happy Hot Lips Turtlehead Day, everyone.

"Well, happy Hot Lips Turtlehead Day, everyone."

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The coolest annual flower blooming celebration on earth.

"The coolest annual flower blooming celebration on earth."

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Are we excited? Are we dancing? Yeah, we're dancing.

"Are we excited? Are we dancing? Yeah, we're dancing."

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-Is that dancing? -Arms, maybe. Legs, I don't know.

"-Is that dancing? -Arms, maybe. Legs, I don't know."

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I love Hot Lips Turtlehead Day.

"I love Hot Lips Turtlehead Day."

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More than graffiti removal week?

"More than graffiti removal week?"

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Oh, I do love that.

"Oh, I do love that."

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But yes, even more.

"But yes, even more."

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And I've got stickers for the crowd this year.

"And I've got stickers for the crowd this year."

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"Everybody's turtleheading."

""Everybody's turtleheading.""

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Dad, you know that "turtleheading" also means

"Dad, you know that "turtleheading" also means"

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when you really have to go to the bathroom?

"when you really have to go to the bathroom?"

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It does?

"It does?"

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Yeah, the turtle sticks his little head out eagerly. No?

"Yeah, the turtle sticks his little head out eagerly. No?"

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Oh, no. Oh, no. I made so many of these.

"Oh, no. Oh, no. I made so many of these."

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It doesn't matter.

"It doesn't matter."

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People are still gonna show up this year. Still gonna have a good time.

"People are still gonna show up this year. Still gonna have a good time."

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People probably aren't gonna show up this year, and last year wasn't great.

"People probably aren't gonna show up this year, and last year wasn't great."

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Look at that, huh?

"Look at that, huh?"

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New Yorkers just don't get as excited about flowers blooming as they used to.

"New Yorkers just don't get as excited about flowers blooming as they used to."

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I blame it on the fact that there's any other thing to do.

"I blame it on the fact that there's any other thing to do."

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I should get going.

"I should get going."

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Not gonna swing by the flower beds on your way to work?

"Not gonna swing by the flower beds on your way to work?"

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Today's the day I'm having the big talk with my editor.

"Today's the day I'm having the big talk with my editor."

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Paige works at a small weekly newspaper

"Paige works at a small weekly newspaper"

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that is the number one most left-on-the-subway paper in the city.

"that is the number one most left-on-the-subway paper in the city."

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Yep. I'm gonna try to convince Marvin to let me cover actual news.

"Yep. I'm gonna try to convince Marvin to let me cover actual news."

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Can't keep doing fluffy fluff. I'm a journalist, not a cat.

"Can't keep doing fluffy fluff. I'm a journalist, not a cat."

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No matter what you write, Mom, I'll always pretend I read it.

"No matter what you write, Mom, I'll always pretend I read it."

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-Oh, you. Who's my special boy? -Me.

"-Oh, you. Who's my special boy? -Me."

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Look at you. You are my special boy.

"Look at you. You are my special boy."

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Too bad you can't just stick him back up there.

"Too bad you can't just stick him back up there."

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-What? -Nothing.

"-What? -Nothing."

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Well, it's just me and the kids then.

"Well, it's just me and the kids then."

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Turtleheading together. Nope. Keep forgetting what that means.

"Turtleheading together. Nope. Keep forgetting what that means."

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When did people decide that?

"When did people decide that?"

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Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.

"Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go."

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What? Where you going? What about the flowers?

"What? Where you going? What about the flowers?"

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I gotta be somewhere.

"I gotta be somewhere."

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To draw. A boy.

"To draw. A boy."

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I mean, I wanna watch him from afar.

"I mean, I wanna watch him from afar."

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Without his knowledge. But respectfully.

"Without his knowledge. But respectfully."

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No, of course.

"No, of course."

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I saw him flying his kite last weekend, and I don't even care that he's cute.

"I saw him flying his kite last weekend, and I don't even care that he's cute."

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