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Clips from Bridget Jones's Baby

"Almost makes one look forward to one's own."
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"[ CHUCKLES ]"
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"Yes, well..."
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"Goodbye."
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"Goodbye!"
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"[ BRIDGET ] Maybe that's the reason Mark Darcy and I never made it."
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"I always felt like a verbally incontinent old maid"
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"even when we were together."
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"Still, I wasn't going to dwell on the negatives."
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"At least no one at work knew it was my birthday."
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"Or, indeed, how old I was going to be."
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"[ ALL ] Surprise!"
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"[ ALL CHEERING ]"
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"[ WOMAN ] Happy birthday, Bridget! Gosh!"
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"[ BRIDGET ] Or so I thought."
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"Who told you?"
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"It's so hot. So many candles!"
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"[ ALL SINGING ] Happy 43rd birthday to you."
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"Happy 43rd birthday to you."
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"[ BRIDGET ] Isn't there some sort of statute of limitations"
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"about the number of sodding candles on a cake"
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"once you get to a certain age?"
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"Josh, I need you to see what Reuters"
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"is saying about the attacks on Ramallah."
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"We might need a live link."
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"[ BRIDGET ] I may have been another year older and still single,"
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"but I could always take consolation"
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"in my job as top news producer."
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"So, how will I be changing the world today?"
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"Well, our main feature is the exclusive interview"
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"with the Foreign Secretary about NGochi."
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"OMG. How did you do that?"
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"NGochi. NGochi."
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"You're good at that! I know."
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"I've been practising. NGochi."
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"NGochi."
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"NGochi. NGochi."
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"[ CLICKING TONGUE ]"
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"NGochi? It's harder than you think! NGochi."
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"[ BRIDGET ] Plus, have great new 30-something work colleagues"
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"who are not obsessed with children and marriage."
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"How do we plan on celebrating tonight?"
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"Well, night out with the gang."
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"Please say that involves group sex."
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"Gang bangs?"
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"Ooh. We like to do that."
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"I know a smashing little club round the back of Berwick Street."
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"[ BRIDGET ] Chance would be a fine thing."
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"I'm beginning to think I've passed my sexual sell-by date."
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"No! There are names for women like you now, Bridge."
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"You're a cougar. You are a MILF."
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"I'm not a MILF. I'm not even a mum."
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"I'm a spinster. I'm a SPILF. [ LAUGHS ]"
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"Three minutes till we're on air."
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"It's called Voyeurs, with a 'Z'."
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"You tell them that Cathy sent you."
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"And if you go on a Thursday, there's a Chinese buffet,"
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"all you can eat, as it were."
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"[ BRIDGET ] But whose advice was, nevertheless,"
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"sometimes a tad too modern for me."
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"It's me. Checking talk-back. [ MIRANDA ] Yep."
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"You didn't freeze your eggs by any chance, did you?"
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"No. I imagine they're hard-boiled by now."
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"You know what, Bridge? This weekend,"
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"you and me need to go out and get stuck into some serious..."
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"[ BELL TOLLS ] Binge drinking, a dangerous scourge on society."
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"Is new legislation needed?"
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"Bridget, Miranda. I've told you, don't talk between the bongs."
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"Stick to the questions on the cue cards."
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"[ DIRECTOR ] Miranda, cue. [ BELL TOLLS ]"
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"The Foreign Secretary will be live in the studio"
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"to talk about the looming crisis in Muribundi."
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"You could always try online dating again."
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"The other night I was on Tinder. Half an hour later,"
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"I'm having a three-way with... [ DIRECTOR ] Miranda, cue!"
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"Prince Andrew, the Royal Special Representative for Trade and Investment..."
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"You did that on purpose."
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"Has just written his first children's book."
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"He had a massive cock."
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"[ CHUCKLES ]"
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"Live in the studio, I'm joined by Foreign Secretary, George Wilkins,"
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"who has just returned from war-ravaged Muribundi..."
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"Miranda, I'm in your ear. Just follow my lead."
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"Where the assassination of bloody dictator, Charles NGochi,"
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"has resulted in civil war. One take."
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"Come back to four. Four."
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"[ MIRANDA ] Minister, was this a military coup?"
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"Well, the signs are that NGochi's own generals"
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"did take him out in a rather bloody way."
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"[ WHISPERS ] Hi, Tom. Can't talk."
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"[ TOM ] How was Daniel's memorial?"
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"It's just sad. I can't believe he's gone, actually."
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"It's just sad. I can't believe he's gone actually."
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"Uh..."
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"I don't think there was any particular sadness in his passing."
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"His persecution of the Unbutu people amounted to genocide."
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"That is well documented."
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"I know he had his faults."
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"Well, I know he had his faults."
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"He could be a massive arsehole."
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"But I miss him. We all do."
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"[ WILKINS ] Well, he was certainly a very colourful character"
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"on the world stage, Miranda."
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"I grant you that."
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"But I think the genocide resulting in"
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"the deaths of over 10,000 of his own people,"
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"men, women and children,"
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"probably did rather put him on the wrong side of history."
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"At least he was never boring."
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"Well, at least he was never boring."
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"[ DIRECTOR ] One, two and three. Clear."
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"Do you think a spirit of democracy"
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"can carry over into West Africa"
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"now NGochi's dead?"
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"Do you think, Minister, that the spirit of democracy"
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"can carry over into West Africa now that NGochi is dead?"
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"Now that is an interesting question. Finally."
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"[ WOMAN ] Running out of time here. [ DIRECTOR ] Miranda, wrap it up!"
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"Briefly, please, Minister."
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"It is a complicated issue. Yes or a no?"
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