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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Midnight at the Concord (S02E02)

"the Concord Hotel is pleased to welcome"
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"-to the stage Mrs. Maisel! -Okay. Here we go."
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"-Tits up. -Tits up."
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"(applause)"
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"(cheering)"
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Here we are in the Catskills, and I'm starving."
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"Where can you get a decent meal around here?"
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"-(laughter) -Food."
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"Food. 24 hours a day, food."
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"Shouldn't the Catskills season be in winter,"
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"with big coats and scarves?"
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"What kind of sadists feed you ten meals a day,"
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"then tell you to put on a fucking bikini"
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"and go find a husband?"
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"The only reason"
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"we stand a chance is because the men are too full to run."
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"And all I see"
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"and hear about and dream about is food."
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"Giant portions of food."
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"I know it's the midnight show."
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"I'm supposed to be talking about blow jobs and big tits,"
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"but, after six weeks up here,"
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"tits just start to look like a couple"
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"of Grossinger's baked Alaskas."
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"They're, uh--"
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"Oh, you've had them."
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"But, really, I-I have great affection for the mountains."
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"I've been coming up here with my family since I was born."
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"It is the best place to have your first nervous breakdown."
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"Which automatically comes with spending months"
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"in a cabin with your family every year since you were born."
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"My first everything happened in the Catskills."
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"Everything."
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"My mother first told me to keep my knees closed"
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"until there's a ring on my finger in the Catskills."
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"Actually, she told me it was biologically impossible"
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"to have sex without a ring on your finger."
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"Guess what, Mom,"
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"it's not."
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"Anyhow, the first boy I ever kissed"
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"I kissed in the Catskills."
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"Mm-hmm. First time I ever let a boy go Christopher Columbus"
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"on my nether regions, it was in the Catskills."
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"And this boy, he was my--"
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"Papa."
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"(audience chuckling)"
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"(quietly): I..."
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"I..."
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"The Catskills."
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"Things happen in the Catskills."
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"All kinds of things happen."
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"Games. There's games. You like games? I like games."
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"And-and when people come up here with kids,"
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"they want things for the kids to play"
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"so the adults can go... be adults."
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"Parents don't really want to know what's going on"
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"with their kids behind their backs."
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"I mean, they'd prefer they weren't eaten by a lion"
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"or whatever eats people in Upstate New York,"
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"but, otherwise, secrets."
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"Secrets. Kids have secrets."
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"Mothers and daughters and daughters and fathers and..."
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"You know, it's weird with daughters and fathers, isn't it?"
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"Isn't it weird?"
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"I-Is it weird?"
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"Is it? Fucking make up your mind."
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"Because fathers never really know who their daughters are."
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"They don't want to know, do they?"
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"It would be terrifying to know who they are and what they do,"
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"and-and, because they don't really know any of this,"
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"sometimes they can just walk in unexpectedly,"
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"and, suddenly, it's like,"
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""Hey, you're a whore. Who knew?""
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"Not that I'm a whore."
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"I am definitely not a whore."
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"I do not charge for sex. I mean, that's free."
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"I mean, it's free to guys I want it to be free to."
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"My husband. Boyfriend."
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"One girl in college."
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"Anyone with a decent ticket to a Sinatra concert."
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"Even my mother would give it up for a Sinatra ticket."
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"No, she wouldn't. My mother wouldn't give it up"
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"for anything, to anyone."
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"Well, my father. She'll-she'll give it up to him."
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"I mean, not that she told me she'd give it up to him."
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"But I'm assuming. Well, I'm here,"
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"so somebody gave up something to somebody at some point."
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"Anyhow, e-everyone has sex."
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"Daughters have sex."
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"Sons have sex."
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"Babies come from sex."
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"Boy, I have got to stop saying the word "sex.""
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"I actually have never said "sex" this much before."
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"I don't think I've ever said the word "sex" in front"
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"of my father, because my father looks like what you'd think"
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"a Columbia professor would look like."
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"Lots of brown and tweed and plaid"
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"and a scowl of intellectual superiority"
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"because he is intellectually superior."
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"He is very smart."
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"My mother once told me that she pictured having sex"
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"with his mind on their wedding night"
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"so she didn't have to think about his penis."
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"She did not say that. Some other woman said that."
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"Just some other person. And I overheard them"
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"and-- Let's go back to food, shall we?"
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"Food..."
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"And the donkey who looked just like my father"
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"stood up and said, "Who else wants a piece of this?!""
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"-(laughter) -I really, really have to go."
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"But, uh, thank you for laughing."
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"Please tip a waiter and enjoy some veal."
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"I will be here all week trying to figure out"
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"if I just had some sort of stroke. I'm Mrs. Maisel."
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"Thank you! Good night!"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"Ha! That's the way to do it."
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"You had them. You own them."
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