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Clips from Paper Girls - It Was Never About the Corn (S01E01)

"they did get back to where they belong,"
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"how would I get home in that scenario?"
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"Yeah, yeah, you see? Exactly."
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"The answer is no."
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"Hell no."
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"Larry's right."
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"- Thank you. - Excuse me?"
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"Heck or Naldo told me, "Find Underground.""
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"Home."
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"Don't you understand? Larry is obviously"
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"the "Underground" we were supposed to find,"
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"and that robot is what's gonna take us home."
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"That robot's going to 1999."
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"- So, drop us off on the way. - [Larry] It's not a school bus,"
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"and I'll be damned if I'm gonna blow the '99 mission."
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"But if we went back to '88,"
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"couldn't you just save Heck and Naldo from ever"
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"dying in the first place? Wouldn't that solve everything?"
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"I-I wish it were that easy."
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"[Tiff] Why can't it be?"
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"You save Heck and Naldo, and then"
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"they take the robot to '99 to finish their mission."
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"And then you"
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"and Old Erin over here come right back to 2019"
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"in that space capsule time machine they have, right?"
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"Like you said, Larry,"
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"I hold the keys."
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"I'm the pilot, not you."
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"And I'm..."
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"I'm taking them home."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, it-it-it might work."
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"- [laughing] - This is great."
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"[Tiff] Yes."
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"[Erin] KJ..."
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"What now?"
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"We have to go find Mac. What?"
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"- We do. - [Tiff] Well, she left us."
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"[adult Erin] Okay, y-you guys, j-just wait, everyone, um..."
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"Just to be clear, uh, I'm not cool with "Old Erin,""
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"and, second of all,"
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"I-I have no clue how to drive that thing."
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"Well, let's hope you're a fast learner"
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"because we have one shot to leave tonight."
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"Welcome to the Underground."
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"We leave in six hours."
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"[♪ Alice Cooper: "School's Out"]"
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"Ha!"
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"♪ Well, we got no choice..."
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"Ah!"
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"Aw, crap."
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"- Are you okay? - [Dylan hisses]"
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"[laughing]"
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"You asshole."
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"Oh, you could've put my eye out."
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"Next time, I will."
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"♪ School's out ♪"
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"♪ For summer ♪"
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"♪ School's out ♪"
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"♪ Forever ♪"
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"♪ School's been blown ♪"
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"♪ To pieces ♪"
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"♪ No more pencils ♪"
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"♪ No more books ♪♪"
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"Do you know what would make this day even better?"
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"What?"
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"If you'd quite being such a tight-ass"
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"and buy me some smokes."
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"Ha, ha. Absolutely not."
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"Come on. I'm already dead, right?"
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"It's not like they're gonna kill me."
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"Yes, they will. And, no, you're not."
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"You're the one who got me hooked in the first place."
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"- I did not. - Bullshit."
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"You don't remember?"
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"We were in Nugget's backyard,"
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"and you guys were trading Chinese throwing stars."
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"It was a Marlboro red, and you punched me"
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"'cause I didn't inhale it right."
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"God, I was such a dick."
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"No duh."
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"I'm serious. I shouldn't have done that."
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"It's no big deal."
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"Probably would've done the same thing."
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"No. I..."
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"Now that I have kids, I..."
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"I realize how..."
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"rough our childhoods were."
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"Lots of the stuff we dealt with was...."
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"unacceptable, Mac,"
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"especially the violence."
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"You know that, right?"
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"- I guess so. - And I'm not just talking about Dad,"
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"it was me, too."
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"I shouldn't have bullied you."
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"I owe you an apology."
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"That must've been really hard for you. I'm sorry."
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"If there's... anything you want to talk about,"
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"anything I forgot, any..."
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"feelings you want to get out, I'm available."
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"You can tell me anything."
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"Mac?"
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"Yeah, well..."
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"I guess there is one thing."
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"[sighs]"
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"I just keep wondering"
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"when did you become such a gigantic gay-wad?"
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"You can't say that anymore. It's offensive."
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"Dad had a lot of things wrong."
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"It's on me and you to do better."
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"[Mac] Sorry."
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"Well, what the hell can I say, then?"
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"Hm, well,"
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""motherfucker" is still a classic."
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"Taint face, fuck-knuckle, ballsack."
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"- Shit-eater? - Yeah, shit-eater works."
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"Well, then, in that case,"
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"do your fancy hospital friends know that"
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"your real name is Dr. Dildo, the taint face shit-eater?"
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"Course they do."
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