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Clips from Paper Girls - It Was Never About the Corn (S01E01)

"- Oh, my God, it's them! - It's Mac and KJ."
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"Are you okay?"
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"- We thought you were dead. - Oh, my God, you idiots. - Let's go."
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"[tires screech]"
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"[cracking, clattering]"
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"[Larry] We're almost there."
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"[adult Erin] We're almost there. Just get to the folding."
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"Ah!"
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"[insects trilling]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[Grand Father whistling]"
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"It's not that I'm mad,"
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"I'm just... [smacks lips]"
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"[sighs] ...disappointed."
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"[♪ Beach House: "Space Song"]"
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"♪ It was late at night ♪"
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"♪ You held on tight ♪"
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"♪ From an empty seat ♪"
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"♪ A flash of light ♪"
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"♪ It will take a while ♪"
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"♪ To make you smile ♪"
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"♪ Somewhere in these eyes ♪"
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"♪ I'm on your side ♪"
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"♪ You wide-eyed girls ♪"
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"♪ You get it right ♪"
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"♪ Fall back ♪"
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"♪ Into ♪"
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"♪ Place ♪"
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"♪ Fall back ♪"
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"♪ Into ♪"
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"♪ Place ♪♪"
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"[insects trilling]"
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"[paper folding]"
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"- [Erin] Okay. - [Missy] Mm, okay."
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"[Erin] Now, I'm just gonna flip it to the other side."
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"Perfected corner, okay."
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"- Want to do this part? - [Missy] Yes."
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"The satisfaction of folding it."
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"Do you want to know your future?"
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"- How does it work? - Watch carefully. Pen."
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"Here."
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"- Who do you want to marry? - Gross."
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"Not right now, doofus."
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"When you grow up."
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"Batman."
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"You're such a dweeb."
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"[Missy] What? I'm sorry he's not Kirk Cameron."
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"Everybody's sorry they're not Kirk Cameron."
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"Who else?"
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"How about the guy from Dirty Dancing?"
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"- Mom won't let us watch that. - [laughing] Oh."
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"- I got it. - What is it?"
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"How about ALF?"
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"- No. - [Erin laughing]"
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"You're so marrying ALF."
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"- [Missy] Not at all. - [Erin] Okay,"
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"this is the number of kids you'll have."
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"One, two,"
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"three, or 100."
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"Do I have to have kids?"
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"- Ugh, the future sucks. - We'll see."
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"Only the fortune teller really knows."
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"Pick a color."
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"Pink."
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"[Erin] P-I-N-K. Pick a number."
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"Hm... Three."
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"[Erin] One, two, three."
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"Aw... [laughs] ...too bad and so sad."
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"You're the future Mrs. ALF."
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"- Ugh. - And you're going to have"
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"100 ALF babies."
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"- [laughs] - No, I don't even like ALF,"
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"and I don't think it's possible to have 100 babies."
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"[Erin] It says it right here."
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"[Missy] Okay, your turn."
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"Pick a color."
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"[clock ticking]"
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"[pen clicking]"
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"[pen clicking faster]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Sorry about this."
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"Fu..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"[Larry] For the last 14 years,"
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"the farm has been home to this vital STF asset."
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"I've been tasked with maintaining and keeping it ready"
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"for the mission that Heck and Naldo would come here to do."
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"What on earth was their mission?"
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"Don't touch that."
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"Sorry."
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"[Larry] Uh, the capsule that brought the girls"
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"from 1988, that was, uh..."
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"uh, a lifeboat."
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"This is a battleship,"
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"and I need you to drive it."
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"No."
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"Yeah."
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"No, no..."
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"- Hell, no. Wh... - [Larry] Erin, hey."
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"[sighs]"
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"You have to pilot it."
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"You're the one that it's paired to."
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"Well, then un-fucking-pair it."
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"You honestly expect me to drive some gigantic Transformer?"
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"Oh, oh, you must be out of your goddamn mind."
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"Just listen to me, listen to me."
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"If we can get it to '99, the STF will be there."
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"They can help the girls get home and, more importantly,"
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"they can finish this war"
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"once and for all."
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"[Tiff] Wait,"
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"that robot's a time machine?"
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"[adult Erin] One, I'm not taking them to a war zone"
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"for some secret mission."
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"I don't care how important it is, they're 12."
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"You remember 12, Larry?"
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"'Cause I sure as hell do, and it sucked"
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"hard enough without having to worry about getting killed in"
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"robo future battles or whatever."
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"And, two, even if"
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