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Clips from Paper Girls - It Was Never About the Corn (S01E01)

"[engine roaring]"
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"Hey!"
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"- [gasping] - Where is she going?"
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"[Wilder] Why do we have to come here?"
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"These portion sizes are a crime against humanity."
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"You know, I bet you could feed an entire"
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"homeless shelter with what they throw away."
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"[Dylan] Just try it. You never know,"
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"you might like it."
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"Guys, look. They're almost the size of my face."
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"- [Mac chuckles] - [Wilder] Stop it."
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"- You're embarrassing yourself. - [Mac] What? You afraid"
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"your private school friends are gonna see her?"
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"Oh, please. My friends do not come here."
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"So, Wilder, how was practice this morning?"
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"Oh, it was great. I finally nailed my sit spin."
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"Heck, yeah. That's what I'm talking about."
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"So..."
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"do you have to wear a leo-tard"
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"when you sit and spin?"
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"Ice skating happens to be a very demanding sport, Jo."
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"[Wilder] Yeah, so, what'd you do today?"
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"Besides bite my style."
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"- [Dylan] Wilder. - Oh, let's see."
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"So, it started with me and Dr. Dildo, over here,"
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"shooting off illegal fireworks,"
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"then he took me on a shopping spree,"
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"but then the clock struck 3:00, and he suddenly"
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"turned back into a total prick."
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"So, here we are."
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"[Dylan] Come with me."
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"Hey. What the hell are you doing?"
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"What am I doing? I'm standing up for myself,"
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"and in case you forgot, you're not my actual dad."
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"No, but I am their dad, and we don't talk to each other"
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"- like that in my house. - Why are you acting like such a pussy?"
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"I don't even know who you are right now."
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"Would you cut me some slack? I'm trying to step up here."
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"And what was that lame-ass apology about this morning?"
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"It's like you got rich,"
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"you had a family, and now you're ashamed of me."
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"And you want me to feel bad about myself, too,"
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"but guess what? I don't."
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"I like who I am, and I sure as shit"
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"like the old version of you"
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"a whole lot better than this limp dick"
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"dipshit standing in front of me."
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"I'm still the old me, Mac,"
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"but I'm this me now, too."
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"I can't help that I grew up. Life happened, and, yeah,"
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"I've changed, but that doesn't mean that I'm ashamed of you."
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"Far from it."
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"I love you,"
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"and I'm your older brother."
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"Nothing will ever change that."
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"Look, this is batshit crazy, there's no getting around it."
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"[chuckles] But-but..."
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"we're gonna figure it out."
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"Because we have something that most people never get,"
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"a second chance."
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"And there's no way in hell I'm gonna waste it"
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"by not giving you the life you deserve."
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"Come here."
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"Hey, I'm gonna use the john real quick."
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"I'll meet you back at the table."
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"Don't fall in."
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"- We have to go, we have to go. We have to get out of here. - What are you doing here?"
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"- I'm not going anywhere with you. - You have to."
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"I am not leaving."
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"Listen to me, we found a way back to 1988."
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"- Wh-What? - We have to go tonight."
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"This is our only shot."
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"- KJ, I want to stay here. - You don't understand,"
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"that future lady murderer is after us."
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"I saw her at your brother's house,"
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"and she's got to be on her way here right now."
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"[Dylan] What?"
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"An "A" in science?"
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"All right. Okay, so tell me about school."
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"- [Alice] Mr. Jonas got fired. - [Dylan] What? Why?"
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"Sorry, but if you want them to live,"
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"we have to go right now. Come on."
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"We have to hurry."
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"Party of one?"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[silverware clatters]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[door opens]"
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"Larry, we-we-we can't just leave"
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"the other two girls here."
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"You know, th-they could still be alive."
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"- [sighs] - A-And don't give me any of that, like,"
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"sacrifices of war bullshit, please."
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"You think I want to put them in danger?"
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"I mean, they'd probably all be safer staying here."
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"[adult Erin] What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means there's no good choice here,"
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"it's dangerous either way. Once you and I"
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"are out of our own time line,"
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"we're detectable by the Old Watch."
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"And, like you said, they're 12."
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"Please, tell me this isn't the first time you've noticed."
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"I'm serious. You're right."
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"They're kids."
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"I'm not sure they can fully comprehend"
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"what they're getting themselves into."
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"Well, of course they can't fully comprehend it, but..."
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"they got this far on their own, didn't they?"
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"And besides..."
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"...what's the alternative?"
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"[Erin] Where the hell are they?"
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"They're not gonna make it."
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"Larry says the folding is only open for ten minutes."
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"[rumbling]"
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"Oh, shit."
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"[Erin] Damn."
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"A folding in time."
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"Time to go!"
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"Did you see that?"
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