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Clips from Beef House - Army Buddy Brad (S01E01)

"I swear I hid at least three dozen eggs in this Army mess."
Beef House
"This is the worst Easter egg hunt ever."
Beef House
"Damn, something sure smells good."
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"Oh, no, those are my eggs!"
Beef House
"Brad, what are you doing?!"
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"Atten-hut, you maggots!"
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"It's chow time.You cooked all my fancy eggs"
Beef House
"I was gonna use for the Easter hunt!"
Beef House
"Enemies are for huntin'."
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"Eggs, they're for eatin'."
Beef House
"That's bullshit, Brad!"
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"You ruined my eggs! You ruined my house!"
Beef House
"Now, you're ruining Easter!Hey!"
Beef House
"What's the matter with you, huh?!"
Beef House
"That's my best friend, Brad, you're talking to!"
Beef House
"Now, we all like your Easter egg hunt,"
Beef House
"we pretend it's a lot of fun,"
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"but this guy has seen some real shit!"
Beef House
"He just got out of the war! And I think it's very nice"
Beef House
"that he made us eggs for Easter breakfast."
Beef House
"Tim, I made 'em like in the war. Yeah?"
Beef House
"One pinch of tobacc-y..."
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"Together: ...two shots of moonshine"
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"and a little bit of that elbow grease."
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"Now let's eat some!Let's dig in."
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"Damn, hate to see all these beautiful eggs go to waste."
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"That's right. Well, eat up."
Beef House
"Chow down. Chow down."
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"Beef?"
Beef House
"Megan, you forgot your badge."
Beef House
"What's the matter with you?It's just Brad."
Beef House
"I just hate his freaking guts."
Beef House
"He ruined my Easter egg hunt, and now he's living here,"
Beef House
"and I just don't like it."
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"Sounds to me like you're making a big deal out of nothing."
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"I'll see you later.Uh, Megan..."
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"badge."
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"Here you go. Hey..."
Beef House
"what's that?What's what?"
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"That big, red ring on your hand."
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"Oh, this?"
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"It's nothing. Brad gave it to me."
Beef House
"What?!"
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"It's his class ring."
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"We were talking and reminiscing about old times last night,"
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"and he gave it to me. It's nothing."
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"You're my wife, and you're wearing another man's ring,"
Beef House
"and that ring belongs to Brad."
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"I'll see you later.What is happening to my life?!"
Beef House
"This is no way to celebrate the Lord rising from the dead!"
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"Beef..."
Beef House
"Brad, what are you doing to Megan's panty drawer?"
Beef House
"This is off-limits.That's --"
Beef House
"That's fine. That's fine. It's fine?"
Beef House
"Yeah, let's talk a little bit. Okay."
Beef House
"What have you been up to, Lieutenant?Oh, geez, you know."
Beef House
"Actually, I've been working on my music.What, like, uh, heavy metal,"
Beef House
"like, uh, you used to play in basic training, like that?"
Beef House
"Nah, a little more family-friendly,"
Beef House
"a little more Beach Boys sort of "Kokomo" era"
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"with a little Moby influence, of course, Robbie Zombie"
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"just in the textures and tones of my music.Well, let me hear it, man. I think you're a genius."
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"You got something I can listen to?I've been working on this little surprise for Eric."
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"It's a sort of Easter song.Oh."
Beef House
"I just have the basic drums mapped out yet."
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"♪ Easter Bunny's coming"
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"♪ Better get your basket ready for fun ♪"
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"Then... ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun"
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"♪ Easter Easter Bunny's coming ♪"
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"♪ Better get your basket ready for fun ♪"
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"♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun ♪"
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"♪ Chocolate bunnies... You know. Uh..."
Beef House
"What the hell happened to you, man?"
Beef House
"What do you mean?You went soft."
Beef House
"I am embarrassedto have been platoon brothers with you."
Beef House
"Sorry, Brad, I'm not living in the past like you,"
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"and I'm sorry you don't like my song.No, I hate it!"
Beef House
"Well, then maybe you should deploy out of here."
Beef House
"Oh, yeah? Yeah."
Beef House
"Or no, I'm not going anywhere. Hmm?"
Beef House
"I got myself a nice little situation right here,"
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"and once I get Megan back, it's gonna be..."
Beef House
"my Beef House, my Beef Rules!"
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"There's nothing you can do about it!"
Beef House
"Damn, Beef House has been officially occupied"
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"by enemy forces. We need to deploy"
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"some evasive measures, quick."
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"Maybe we should give that Army boy"
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"a taste of his own medicine."
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"The hell's going on?!"
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"Brad, did you hear? They hit Camp Stewart!"
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"There's 450,000 people dead! What?!"
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"The Army's saying anybody in uniform's"
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"gotta go down there and protect the forward base!I can't!"
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"I can't! I can't!Yes, you can! You made an oath!"
Beef House
"You made an oath, you son of a bitch!I can't do it!"
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"You better get down there right now! I can't!"
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"Alright, Tim, the platoon is in position, in position."
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"It's go time. Ben Hur, move the digitals"
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"four degrees starboard.Yes, sir. Get your shit together, man. Come on."
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"Hold on."
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"Eric, it's working. It's working."
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"He's buying it, lock, stock, and barrel."
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"He's buying it all. Ron, I need"
Beef House
"those Army sirens up. Jack 'em up."
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"My Bluetooth's crapping out, Sarge!"
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"Private, you never deny a superior officer!"
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"One more infraction, and I take you out to the brig."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"You got to protect and serve. I'm scared to..."
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"I don't give a shit!I'm scared to."
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"You walk your ass down there! Get down to --"
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"Brad's getting his ass outta here, sir!"
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"That sexy bitch go AWOL."
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"I can't. I'm not going down."
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"We're clear!"
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"You did it! Youdid it."
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"You guys rock!"
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"-We scared the shit out of him. -He cried like a pussy."
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"-Yeah!"
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