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Clips from Beef House - Army Buddy Brad (S01E01)

"Oh, Megan, this one's for you."
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"The blue symbolizes your carefree nature,"
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"and the gold symbolizes our love,"
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"the most purest of elements,"
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"and the ruby scarlet -- the most important gem during Easter --"
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"represents your Christian heart."
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"Eric, we're ready for the Easter party sneak peek fashion show."
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"Get out here."
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"Coming!"
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"Alright."
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"Wow, you look incredible.Thanks, buddy."
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"That's nice.Take a seat."
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"Alright.Let's get the show started."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome down to the Beef House,"
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"Mr. Ben Hur!"
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"He's ready to kick some Easter ass."
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"Come on, boy. I can teach you a sexy lesson."
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"You've seen the Benny. Now, it's time for a little Tenny."
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"Tennessee Luke Fortenberry, get on down here!"
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"You're beautiful, Tenny!"
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"Check me out, Eric."
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"Now, it's time for the bunny with the money, Mr. Ron Austar."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm the Goddamn Easter Bunny, bitch."
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"Alright. So, so, give me your honest opinion."
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"Uh, Tim...What do you think?"
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"...this is your number-one Easter fashion show of all time."
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"Yes! You hear that, guys?"
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"I hope you enjoyed my sexy karate."
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"You know how important this is to me, right?"
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"Of course I do. And to Megan."
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"I mean, we got married on this very holiday."
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"I just want to let you know -- You're my best friend."
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"Yeah, and you're one of my best friends, too."
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"Oh, let me get that."
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"Atten-hut! Brad?!"
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"That's Corporal Brad to you, soldier."
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"You son of a bitch. Why didn't you tell me you were in town?"
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"What a great surprise. Everybody,"
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"I want to introduce you to my old Army buddy, Brad."
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"We used to serve together back in the war."
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"I love this guy more than anybody."
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"In fact, he'smy best friend."
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"What the hell's going on in here?"
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"I can probably explain that. Hi, I'm Eric."
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"Uh, you just caught us in the middle"
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"of the Easter fashion show."
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"We're getting ready for the big Easter egg hunt."
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"Bunch of dudes dressed all weird?"
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"Hey, what is this? Some kind of Beef House?"
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"-Yes. -No, no, no,"
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"it's not a Beef House. Believe me."
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"Sometimes, we call it a Beef House"
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"but just as a joke, more of a derogatory term."
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"If it was a Beef House, it would suck."
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"Forget it."
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"I thought I recognized your voice."
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"Megan Dungerson?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"There's some chemistry between those two."
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"No shit."
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"-Oh, God. -What the hell's going on here?"
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"-Hey, hey, hey. -Break it up, you two."
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"Brad and I, uh, were high school sweethearts."
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"Then he went off to war, and I thought he was killed."
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"You still look so fine, baby."
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"Well, this amazing person has decided to marry me,"
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"and that's the situation now."
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"Technically, he's correct."
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"So, Brad, how long you planning on staying, huh?"
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"Well, I -- I just got deployed,"
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"and I was hoping I could post up here for a couple of months,"
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"you know, if it wasn't an imposition."
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"Uh, no can do, Brad, no rooms available."
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"No problem. I can set my tent up in the living room,"
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"and you won't even notice I'm here.Hey, that sounds great."
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"All in favor of Brad staying here"
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"for as long as he wants, say, "Aye.""
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"Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!"
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"It'd be an honor to have you in the Goddamn Beef Hou--"
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"Oops, ah, I'm sorry. Our house."
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"Alright, Brad. Come on. Thank you."
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef"
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"Brad:"
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"Hell is that?"
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"Move it. Move it. Move it. Move it. Move it. Move it."
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"Yes! Move it. Move it. Move it. Move it."
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"Reminds me of the old days during the war"
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"when you used to wake me up at the crack of dawn"
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"with the beautiful sounds of the bugle."
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"What did you do to our living room? This place is a mess."
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"Well, I just wanted to bring back a little old-fashioned discipline"
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"to these weak beef children here."
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"Brad, this is where the Easter egg hunt is every year."
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"What am I supposed to do with this?"
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"Speaking of eggs, I've been meaning to ask you."
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"Why don't -- Why you and Megan have kids?"
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"I mean, you got -- you got bad sperm, buddy?"
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"That's a good one."
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"Eric has no sperm."
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"You know what, Brad, my sperm and my wife's eggs"
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"are none of your business.Oh, 10-4, gotcha, gotcha, right."
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"Alright, the Easter egg hunt is in two hours."
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"I need to hide the eggs, so you guys get back to bed."
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"Oh, you heard him, soldiers. Move out!"
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"Move it! Move!"
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"Under the helmet..."
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"Beef..."
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"Welcome to the annual Easter egg hunt."
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"Yay... Yay...Yay... Yay..."
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"You guys know the drill."
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"On three, you open your eyes,"
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"pull out your egg telescopes, and you find those eggs."
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"Here we go. One, two, three, good luck!"
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"Alright. Let's get this party started."
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"-Find those eggs. -Come on, now. Come on."
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"-Where are you? -I'm looking for you, sexy eggs."
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"You really hid these eggs well. I can't find one damn egg."
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