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Clips from Tuca & Bertie (2019) - The Open House (S01E01)

"Yeah, house. Cute house."
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"Check this out."
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"-Whoo! -What? [screams]"
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"-Wow! -Check out the backyard."
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"See, if we remove the bushes here, and we expand the patio here..."
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"-Eek! -...we can build a deck with a fire pit."
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"-[gasps] -We'll use it once to impress our friends,"
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"and then, it'll be purely ornamental."
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"-My own garden. -[Speckle] We'd have so much space here."
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"One of the benefits of living farther from the city."
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"Oh, that's right."
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"This house is a little farther out. I'll have to take the train to work."
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"And probably sit next to a dude eating the world's smelliest egg salad."
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"But just think about how you'll be helping the environment."
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"Mmm, but the more I think about it, didn't that kitchen look small to you?"
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"-[screams] -Nah, that's an easy fix."
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"With all of the renovations I've planned..."
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"Mmm... I keep thinking about Tuca."
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"We can't just move out and abandon her. She needs me."
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"None of her bills are set up for automatic payment."
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"She's welcome to visit anytime."
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"Look, I made her a sweet tire swing."
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"Hey!"
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"-[electricity buzzes] -Huh."
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"What?"
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"[distorted electronic music plays]"
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"Uh..."
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"No!"
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"[screams]"
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"Sweetie, could you help me change my diaper?"
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"[passes gas]"
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"Because for some reason, this is how you picture old age."
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"Oh! Where did Tuca go?"
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"Oh, you haven't spoken to her since we signed our mortgage..."
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"five years ago."
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"I love that you care about Tuca, but she's resourceful and resilient."
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"She'll be fine if we move out."
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"You'd be so cute in a little house."
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"Ah! I just want to live with you forever! Aah!"
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"You keep saying "forever," when statistically, men die at 70."
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"What am I supposed to do until I drop dead at 109,"
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"after finally trying cocaine for the first time?"
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"Aw. You'd make such a cute, old widow!"
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"Man, I love addressing all of your concerns."
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"Boom! Problem solving."
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"-But you're not listening. -[phone buzzes]"
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"Oh! That's the realtor right now. Exciting!"
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"Hi, uh, Rebecca. Did they receive our offer?"
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"Uh, how high should we go if they counter?"
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"Mm-hmm. Okay."
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"Hey, I-- I got to run to the bakery. I'll see you later."
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"Okay, bye, sweetie."
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"I'll let you know right away if I hear any news."
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"[passes gas]"
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"As you can see, this jaguar and I are two adults with our shit together."
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"And as such, we would like you to do our money."
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"[growls]"
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"Great. Joint checking account it is."
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"Hmm... [clicks tongue] Okay, under "account owner,""
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"-I see you listed "jaguar." -That's correct."
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"And under "occupation" for said account owner,"
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"-you listed "jaguar." -That's correct."
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"Mm-hmm. And for "jaguar," you listed "jaguar.""
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"Wait, did you cross out "income" and write in "jaguar"?"
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"That's correct."
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"-This all seems to check out. -Thank you. Good day."
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"♪ Gettin' a joint account With my motherfucking jaguar ♪"
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"♪ My motherfucking jaguar ♪"
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"♪ Gettin' a joint account With my motherfucking jaguar ♪"
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"A little for you, mm, but more for me."
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"-[timer dings] -And right on time."
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"Bertie, make room on the counter for these hot trays."
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"Oh, no, this shit looks exactly like my dream!"
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"Okay, Bertie.  [exhales] Calm down."
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"This is real life."
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"Nothing sexual is happening."
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"This dough is too wet."
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"Got to keep pounding it until it firms up, and stiffens..."
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"[grunting] ...and gets hard."
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"Great! Now it's sexual!"
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"Bad brain! Bad brain!"
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"Why do I always do this?"
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"Because you're horny. [laughs]"
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"Shut up, hypothalamus, you dirty lobe-humper."
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"Suck my cerebrum!"
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"Figure this out, you two."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"He's got the body of a tenure track professor,"
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"but the arms of an adjunct."
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"What's going on with you? You seem, uh, jittery."
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"Shit. He's onto us. Act normal."
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"-'Sup? -[phone buzzes]"
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"[laughs] Uh, my boyfriend and I might be buying a house."
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"But I don't know. It's all happening so fast."
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"Ah. Can't say I recommend it."
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"Buying a house with my ex-wife was a disaster."
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"-[laughs] -[laughs awkwardly]"
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"-[laughing] -[alarm ringing]"
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"Yep, too far from the city, the kitchen was tiny."
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"And the fire pit? Purely ornamental."
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"-Huh. -[phone buzzes]"
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"-[beeps] -[Speckle] Uh, hey, honey."
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"Uh, I know I said we'd have time,"
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"but another offer has come in for the house."
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"We need to move fast and make a counteroffer."
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"Ah! This is all too much!"
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"[grunts]"
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"[dings]"
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"[Bertie] I'm completely normal."
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"My dreams aren't weird, and I don't have any fears of commitment."
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"I'm fine! [chuckles]  Completely fine."
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"I'm doing a normal amount of work at a reasonable speed."
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"You know what would be fun at a reasonable speed?"
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"Don't you dare."
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"[grunting]"
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"[exclaims] Focus!"
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"I'm the picture of productivity,"
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"a role model for future generations, a beacon."
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"[Pete] Bertie, are you in there?"
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"-Your pain au chocolat is vibrating. -[buzzes]"
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