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Clips from Tuca & Bertie (2019) - The Open House (S01E01)

"Huh."
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"I just hope they let me have a sleepover in the third bedroom."
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"Me, too."
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"Borkle and Squeaky are my only friends. [laughs]"
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"Ew!"
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"What if we made an offer? Is that crazy?"
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"I mean, I love it. Why not?"
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"Wait. What?"
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"-Oh, good one, guys. -[grunts]"
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"You'd really have to have your shit together to buy a house."
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"Well, Bertie and I have been saving for a while."
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"What? I thought we were all poor together."
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"Wasn't that the plan?"
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"We don't talk about money, but we all assume we're in the same place."
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"Um, we both have jobs."
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"You make enough money at your law firm to buy a house?"
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"-Tuca, I'm not a law-- -But what about the apartment?"
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"I mean, we were never going to live there forever."
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"We always knew at some point we'd grow up and move out."
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"Well, I need to leave immediately."
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"Not because I'm upset, but because I also have my shit together."
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"In fact, I've been ignoring my shit all day, goofing off with you two."
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"I really should get back to my shit"
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"because, as adults know, shit must be kept."
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"Good day!"
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"Come on, third wheels. Let's go."
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"Uh, we kind of have a thing here."
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"-Tuca-- -[Speckle] Hey, Bertie!"
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"Come look at this pantry. It's got a Lazy Susan and a Lively Linda."
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"-[woman giggles] -Ooh! What kind of paradise is this?"
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"Ew!"
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Ugh!"
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"Oh!"
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"What? Where am I?"
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"You're in the hood."
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"The adulthood."
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"Ah!"
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"Hello! [exclaims]"
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"Are you here for our "buy 40, get one free" goldfish sale?"
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"Nah."
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"How about our "buy one, get 40 free" goldfish sale? [laughs]"
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"Not today, dude."
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"[laughing] We have a lot of goldfish!"
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"I'm actually here to make a high-commitment purchase."
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"A "forever friend.""
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"Oh. Fuck, yeah!"
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"Let me show you our longer-lifespan animals."
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"-[cat meows] -No."
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"-[dog barks] -No!"
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"-[pig grunts] -Maybe."
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"[jaguar growls]"
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"Yes!"
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"Once your loan is approved, you'll be one step closer to home ownership."
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"-Great. -Thank you."
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"There are just a few more things we need to go over."
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"-[gasps] -I assume the two of you are married."
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"Actually, no."
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"Maybe someday, but right now, the thought of planning a wedding is like, bleh!"
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"Someone put me in a corset and pull it tight until my lungs explode."
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"I see. The paperwork for you will be a bit more complicated."
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"-Aah! -Wow."
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"Your co-ownership agreement should answer questions like, mm..."
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""What happens to the property if, uh, one of you drops dead?""
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"Dying?"
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"[laughs] Who's dying?"
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"All of us, from the moment we're born."
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"Wow. True."
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"Thirty years? Fixed?"
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"[banker] If both of you are killed, your house will go to your murderer."
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"And if your murderer gets murdered,"
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"-your house goes to the bank. -[Bertie] What?"
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"[banker] Now let's get into what happens if neither of you get murdered,"
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"and both of you live together in this house for a very long time."
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"Great. Listen, our credit scores are excellent,"
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"and we have savings for a down payment."
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"Bertie and I are committed to this process."
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"-Right, Bertie? -Yep."
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"I like you two."
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"You're prepared."
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"A lot of young people get caught up in the fantasy of buying a house"
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"and aren't prepared to do the work, financially, psychologically,"
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"or sexually."
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"Good thing that's not us. [laughs uncomfortably]"
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"All this talk about mortgages, and 30 years, and early death..."
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"-It's a lot, don't you think? -No way."
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"Just because our loan is 30 years"
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"doesn't mean we need to live in the house for that long."
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"Oh, okay. [chuckles]"
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"This is just a starter house."
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"After five to seven years, we can upgrade to another home"
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"or build our dream home from scratch."
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"We've got years and years to explore all the possibilities."
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"But I hate possibilities."
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"If a restaurant has too many options, I end up ordering napkins."
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"-[jaguar roars] -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, girl!"
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"[pants]"
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"[roars]"
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"♪ Ridin' around town On my motherfucking jaguar ♪"
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"[cars honking]"
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"♪ On my motherfucking jaguar ♪"
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"[jaguar roars]"
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"-[people scream] -[jaguar roars]"
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"A little for you, mm, but more for me."
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"-[timer dings] -And right on time."
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"Bertie, make room on the counter for these hot trays."
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"-Eep! -Okay, Bertie, ready to plate."
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"[laughs nervously] These are hot little suckers, aren't they?"
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"-Hi, Bertie! -[gasps]"
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"It's me, Speckle."
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"Uh, is this sanitary?"
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"Open your mouth, Bertie."
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"Wha-- [gags]"
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"[gags] Health code violation!"
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"-Wow, that was a deep nap you were having. -Bla--"
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"[sighs]"
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"Hope I didn't bother you."
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"Uh, I got so excited about that little house,"
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"I started sketching some ideas for it."
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"Wanna see? Bertie?"
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