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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...been ghosted (S03E03)

"Well, if I can't talk you out of it… [inhales deeply]"
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"…at least let me help you move."
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"[swing jazz music playing]"
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"[McEnroe] Devi arrived at Eleanor's coffeehouse"
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"very clear on the mission at hand."
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"She was gonna find a cute boy and suck the face right off of him."
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"Consensually, of course."
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"Hi!"
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"Dang, dude. The student lounge is looking straight up romantique."
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"I know, right?"
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"It was inspired by an erotic dream I had about the Phantom of the Opera."
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"So, how do I do this kiss thing?"
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"I mean, I can't just go up to someone and be like, "Nice mouth. Can I kiss it?""
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"Wait. Can I? Was that cool?"
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"Do whatever feels natural, but also do it while you're waiting tables."
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"-What? -Sorry."
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"When it was time to assign jobs,"
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"none of the drama club kids wanted to do anything but perform."
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"So I had to ask all our friends to work here."
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"[Devi] Oh, okay."
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"Thank you."
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"[peppy music playing]"
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"Hey, can I get you guys something?"
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"I know looking at you makes me thirsty for a tall drink of water."
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"[snorts] Good God, Devi, that was pathetic."
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"Are you the charity we're raising money for tonight?"
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"[chuckling]"
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"What the hell? You just cockblocked me."
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"-You can't cockblock someone-- -Fine, you clam jammed me."
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"[McEnroe] Never heard that one before."
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"What are you doing aside from embarrassing yourself?"
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"Well, if you must know,"
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"Eleanor says I need to kiss someone to make my sexual vibes less dusty."
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"Mmm, yeah, I guess it has been a while for you, huh?"
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"You're one to talk."
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"How many people have you kissed since Aneesa dumped your ass?"
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"Your dad doesn't count."
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"Maybe I haven't hooked up in a while,"
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"but by choice, not by circumstance like you."
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"Mmm. Well, I bet that I kiss someone tonight and you don't."
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"Mmm, Devi. Sweet, simple, stupid Devi."
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"Your mouth is writing a check that your lips can't cash."
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"But these babies are the whole damn bank."
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"-You suck. -Yeah, someone's face!"
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"Yeah. That was good."
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"-Here you go. -Thanks."
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"Paxton? What are you doing here?"
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"I told Eddie Tan I'm not interested in getting She's All That-ed."
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"What? No, I'm volunteering."
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"Eleanor said I should help you out back here in the…"
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"kitchen."
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"Oh, well, okay."
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"When someone orders coffee, we pour some coffee into a cup."
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"And when someone orders a cookie,"
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"we give them one out of this Entenmann's box."
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"Doesn't seem like you need two people to do that, so I'll just chill over here."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table?"
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"Coming right up."
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"So, how's the table waiting going?"
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"It's good. [sighs]"
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"-How's the coffee pouring going? -Good."
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"Good. Okay."
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"-Um, see you in a bit. -Bye."
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"-So you guys hooking up? -What?"
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"No. [scoffs]"
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"Definitely not. It's crazy you would say that."
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"All right. Guess I was wrong."
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"Yeah, you are wrong because Aneesa and I are just friends."
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"Okay."
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"[inhales sharply] But just out of curiosity though,"
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"what would make you think we were hooking up?"
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"I don't know. It seemed like you guys were into each other."
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"Really? She seemed like she was into me too?"
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"What's happening here?"
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"Okay, so Aneesa and I did kiss."
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"Like a million months ago. But you can't tell anyone."
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"Who would I tell?"
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"I don't know anyone who would care about that information."
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"I haven't even told Devi or Eleanor because I don't want to out Aneesa,"
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"and I don't want to make our friend group weird… [inhales]"
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"…but you're the first person to notice something. So what do you think?"
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"Why haven't you guys kissed again?"
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"I don't know. It's like we've been hanging out all the time,"
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"and there's this weird tension between us,"
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"but neither one of us will make the first move."
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"So just make the first move then."
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"I don't really know how to do that."
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"I do."
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"All right, David. You picked out your victim yet?"
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"I've got my sights set on flannel and denim at table three."
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"Mmm, Damian and Lucas? They're together. As in boyfriends."
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"What about the third one? He seems kind of straight."
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"He's wearing a feather boa."
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"[Devi] I did not see that."
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"David, let me save you some time."
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"Most guys at drama club events are either dragged here by their girlfriends"
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"or are looking for boyfriends."
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"The only exception I see is Alejandro over there."
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"Damn it."
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"If you want to call it quits,"
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"we can save you further embarrassment and just say that I won."
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"You didn't win. You're doing just as badly as I am."
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"That's because I haven't even tried yet."
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"Drama club may not have a lot of options for you,"
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"but I am swimming in possibilities."
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"No one's hornier than a theater girl."
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"Uh, look at them. That whole table's wearing corsets."
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"[Devi] Whoa."
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"All I have to do to attract them is just pull up my hoodie"
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"and look a little tortured."
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"Okay. Hey, give my gender a little credit."
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"Ben, right? You seem like you're really going through something."
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"If you want to talk,"
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"my friends and I are just over there practicing our British accents."
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"-[jazz music ends] -[students applauding and cheering]"
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"Oh my God. Fine. You win."
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"Go on over there and smooch away."
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"Nah, I'm… I'm gonna wait."
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"You know. Weigh my options. [sighs] You always throw out the first pancake."
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