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Clips from This Fool - A Storm Is Coming (S01E01)

"Tough love, playboy."
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"[hammering]"
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"- Hey, fool, when you're done with that gay Captain Planet shit,"
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"I can teach you how to do some man shit."
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"- How's recycling gay?"
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"- Don't play stupid, alright? You know why."
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"Damn, now I'm feeling all energized and shit."
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"Where do you keep the weights at?"
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"I wanna work out. [whistles]"
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"- I don't have any weights."
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"I mostly just run for exercise."
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"[scoffs]"
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"- No wonder your torta ex-lady always steals your car."
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"♪ S-W-E-L ♪"
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"♪ It's swel ♪"
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"♪ It's delicious ♪"
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"Come on, pick up the pace."
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"You don't get all swole from making cupcakes."
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"- It's fucking heavy!"
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"- Hey, liquids ain't heavy. It's just water."
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"Damn, you still got a lot to learn from me."
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"You're like a little kid still."
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"Maybe I'm the one that should be your caseworker."
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"- Fuck this. I'm done!"
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"[sighs]"
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"- Nah, nah, nah. You just need to cool off."
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"Here. [whistles]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Toma!"
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"[Julio grunts] [Luis' laughter echoes]"
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"JULIO: Hey, Luis."
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"[sighs] I wanna apologize."
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"I went too hard on you about the cupcakes yesterday."
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"The important thing is, is that you're trying your best."
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"WOMAN 1: It tasted good, huh?"
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"WOMAN 2: Oh, yeah."
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"- Just in case your best isn't... the best."
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"CHEF PERCY WILLIAMS: You are all disgusting wet batter."
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"But out of that disgusting wet batter"
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"can rise a beautiful cupcake."
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"You just have to figure out what your motivation is."
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"Maybe you're doing this for somebody you love."
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"♪ rock music playing ♪"
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"Or maybe you're just doing it out of spite."
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"Hell, most good things in this world was done out of spite."
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"America started out of spite for the fuckin' Brits."
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"Pepsi started out of spite for motherfuckin' Coca-Cola."
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"Sprite,"
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"spite!"
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"You have the power to make a difference in this world."
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"Whoa! All this motivational speaking is making me thirsty!"
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"Goddamn!"
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"Yo, somebody give me some damn Sprite!"
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"- Hey, chef. [whistles]"
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"I'm done over here."
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"JULIO: Don't worry, chef."
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"I'll taste test it."
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"- Yeah, well, this shit's gonna be bomb, homie."
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"Trust that."
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"JULIO: Hmm. I don't know."
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"I taste a lot of thug in this."
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"But not a lot of hug."
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"Guess you better try again."
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"- You fucking liar. - Hey, dawg,"
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"we just have a really high standard for cupcakes here."
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"Making cupcakes ain't no cakewalk."
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"- Man, fuck you and fuck your cupcakes."
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"Gay boy."
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"- Gay boy? Are you for real?"
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"Nobody finds that shit funny anymore, dumbass."
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"- This motherfucker got that 10th grade ignorance."
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"It's not 2005 no more."
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"- Man, fuck you. Fuck all you fools."
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"I'm done with this stupid-ass program."
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"- That's what I get for being nice and trying to help your ass."
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"- You know what? I can smell that nice guy bullshit a mile away."
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"You don't give a fuck about me."
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"Why don't you drop the fake shit and swing on me, perro, huh?"
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"I know you want to. Come on, bitch."
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"Hit me with your best shot, you fucking pussy."
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"- Alright, fine."
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"When your mom got sick, you weren't there for her"
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"because you were in prison for doing dumb shit."
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"♪ dramatic music playing ♪"
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"FABIAN: This fool's coldblooded."
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"Hey, don't ever tell this fool nothing about your life."
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"- [softly] Fuck me."
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"MINISTER PAYNE: Mm!"
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"Now, that is one delicious cupcake."
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"Why did you lie to your poor cousin?"
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"JULIO: Look, I'm just trying to help his ass."
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"But that fool won't listen to me."
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"He still sees me as a little kid."
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"- Julio, did I ever tell you about the worst thing"
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"I've ever done in my life?"
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"- Well, yeah. The documentary you made"
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"about the annual ping-pong tournament on skid row."
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"- No."
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"I'm talking about when I worked for a bank foreclosing on people's homes."
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"You didn't like my doc?"
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"- No, no, no, no, no. I like it."
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"I thought it was really sad,"
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"and that's how I knew it was good."
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"But anyway, what were you saying about the bank?"
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"- Well, I was so ashamed at what I was doing"
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"that I quit my lucrative job"
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"and I moved by myself to a remote village in Venezuela"
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"that had been devastated by mudslides."
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"I spent six months rebuilding people's homes."
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"My hands are covered in blisters,"
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"my body was full of bruises."
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"I caught this intestinal parasite that I think is still with me."
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"But I never felt so happy."
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"I never felt so fulfilled."
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