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Clips from This Fool - A Storm Is Coming (S01E01)

"This fool can't even build Legos."
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"[kids laugh] [mouths]"
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"LUIS: It's the least I could do to repay you."
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"- Actually, I have some exciting news."
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"I've kinda become a big deal at Hugs Not Thugs"
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"which is now the fifth largest gang rehabilitation center in Los Angeles."
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"Anyway, I pulled a few strings and I was able to get Luis a spot."
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"Imma be your case manager, help you find a new career."
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"- You can case manage these nuts, homie."
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"[laughter]"
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"- Yeah, Julio, you're the one who needs to get your life together."
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"Like, you waste all your money buying dumbass comic books"
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"and I literally saw CDs in your room."
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"Like, who the fuck pays for music, idiot?"
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"- I like physical media."
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"- Yeah, Mom, how come you let him stay here for free?"
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"You made me start paying rent after my quinceañera."
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"You made me pay for my quinceañera."
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"- Ah, nah, don't worry about me, tía."
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"I can find a job on my own."
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"Plus, I just got out, you know, I wanna kick it first."
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"- Hmm. So I guess if he wants to stay here,"
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"then he has to join Hugs Not Thugs."
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"♪ relaxing music playing ♪"
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"[beeps]"
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"[steady beep]"
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"♪"
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"JULIO: Hurry up, we're gonna be late."
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"- Where's your ride at?"
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"- You took my car to San Diego?"
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"- I thought you needed to run a few errands."
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"MAGGIE [over phone]: People can run errands in San Diego."
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"Don't be racist."
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"- What the fuck kind of errands are you running in San Diego?"
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"MAGGIE: None of your business what kind of errands."
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"Always so nosy. Respect my boundaries. Bye."
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"[line beeps]"
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"- She's your ex? Ah, she's using you, bro."
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"Look at it closely."
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"- We still hook up. Sometimes."
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"- Hey. Doesn't that make your boyfriend jealous?"
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"I feel for him."
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"MINISTER PAYNE: You should all be proud"
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"to be sitting here today,"
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"mainly because it means you've escaped"
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"the corrupt for-profit prison industrial complex"
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"put in place by our racist, classist government."
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"But also because you've taken the first step"
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"towards gaining control of your life."
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"Now, the second step is a test"
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"of great spiritual and mental fortitude."
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"You must bake"
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"a delicious cupcake."
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"[confused chatter] MAN: What? What?"
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"- Yo. Julio, what the fuck, man?"
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"Thought you said I'd be designing solar panels and shit."
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"- Hey, dawg, the only way we can afford that program"
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"is by selling these cupcakes to local supermarkets."
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"- People love buying cupcakes from ex-gang members."
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"The only nonprofit that sells"
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"more sweets than us are the Girl Scouts."
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"If the Girl Scouts ever start getting face tattoos, we're fucked."
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"- Hey, this is like some exploitation shit."
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"It's like prison labor, homies."
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"We oughta unionize."
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"[all chatter in agreement]"
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"[banging pot]"
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"CHEF PERCY WILLIAMS: Shut the fuck up!"
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"♪ march music plays ♪"
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"Now I know why you bitches don't wanna bake cupcakes."
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"See, it ain't got nothing to do with the pink apron."
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"It's 'cause deep down inside,"
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"you motherfuckers is afraid to fail."
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"'Cause this ain't your world."
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"This is my world."
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"Cupcake world."
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"I'm a cupcake girl in a cupcake world."
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"And you will not come in here and disrespect my cupcake world."
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"Bitch."
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"- Thank you, Chef Percy Williams."
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"He started out just like all of you"
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"then he went through our culinary program,"
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"and now he is a gourmet pastry chef at Sprinkles."
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"- Well, I'll fuck with some Sprinkles."
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"- A'ight, now enough of this bullshit."
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"Let's get our bake on."
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"♪ S-W-E-L, it's swel ♪"
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"♪ It's delicious ♪"
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"♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪"
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"♪ No cooking, quick and easy ♪"
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"♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪"
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"♪ Frost your cakes with confidence ♪"
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"♪ Enjoy the many compliments ♪"
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"♪ It's swel ♪"
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"♪ It's delicious ♪"
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"♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪"
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"♪ S-W-E-L ♪"
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"♪ Swel ♪"
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"[siren wailing in distance]"
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"- Hey."
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"Why'd you bounce?"
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"- Dawg, that cupcake shit is embarrassing, alright?"
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"That's stuff my mom used to do."
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"What's next, you want me to knit you a sweater or what?"
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"- It's called art therapy,"
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"and that's on your schedule for 2:30 today."
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"And actually, it's really fun."
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"- Damn, you're moody."
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"You on the rag or what?"
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"Oh, shit, fool, you're pregnant?"
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"Can I touch the baby?"
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"Aye, mira, look, it's kicking."
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"Uh! Unh. Uh-huh!"
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"- You're fucking ignorant."
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"It's not 2005."
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"Tobey Maguire ain't Spider-Man anymore."
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"- [scoffs] It'll always be 2005 up here, my boy!"
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"- Listen, if you can't even bake me a cupcake,"
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"I'm gonna have to cut you loose."
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"Then you have to move out of my house."
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