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Clips from The Great North - From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure (S02E02)

"Back it up, Beef Breath. This ship isn't going anywhere."
The Great North
"I'll hit you with the bullet points on this."
The Great North
"One, I am still pissed at Tusk. Two, prison hardened me,"
The Great North
"and I did nothing but think of how to get revenge"
The Great North
"the whole time, even on visiting magician night."
The Great North
"Listen, Dan, I know you're mad at Tusk,"
The Great North
"but you don't want to do this."
The Great North
"Of course I want to do this."
The Great North
"Did you not just hear everything I said?"
The Great North
"Prison? Revenge? Visiting magician?"
The Great North
"Now, Tusk,"
The Great North
"remember those smugglers you double-crossed"
The Great North
"by getting them to buy a bunch of baby ostriches?"
The Great North
"Oh, right. I told them they were baby pterodactyls"
The Great North
"and they could open a Jurassic Park franchise."
The Great North
"They were very dumb."
The Great North
"Well, those smugglers are still pissed"
The Great North
"and they're gonna be here any second"
The Great North
"so I can hand you over to them and get $2,000."
The Great North
"Two? I bet you could've gotten five. They hate me."
The Great North
"Wait, really? Five? I mean, shut up, Tusk."
The Great North
"Again, my apologies."
The Great North
"Some kind of short in the system"
The Great North
"has shut off all the heaters in the mall."
The Great North
"We're working on getting them back up."
The Great North
"Oh, I don't think I'm gonna last much longer in this cold."
The Great North
"Very lucky that you're wearing that parka, Leslie."
The Great North
"- Huh. - What do you mean, "Huh"?"
The Great North
"It is pretty convenient"
The Great North
"that you happen to be all bundled up indoors"
The Great North
"and then the heat mysteriously shorts out."
The Great North
"I wore it because this is my lucky parka."
The Great North
"Worn this baby to four colonoscopies,"
The Great North
"and they went great. Polyp-free, baby."
The Great North
"You're always bragging to me about how you've been working"
The Great North
"at this mall for so long that you know it inside and out."
The Great North
"What are you saying, Honeybee?"
The Great North
"That I know this mall so well I was able"
The Great North
"to preset the heaters to shut off at a certain time"
The Great North
"so that I could win this kiosk, which I deserve?"
The Great North
"Well, that wasn't exactly what I was thinking, but now it is."
The Great North
"And I guess you think I made up those ghost stories"
The Great North
"just to scare Dabbie away, too."
The Great North
"Uh, yes, now I'm also thinking that."
The Great North
"Look, you want to be in the kiosk biz, Honeybee,"
The Great North
"you better toughen up. Everybody's like this--"
The Great North
"the flying toy guy, the calendar lady."
The Great North
"There's a reason I don't know their names."
The Great North
"We are not friends."
The Great North
"You wouldn't be able to hack it, Honeybee."
The Great North
"Neither would that old lady right there"
The Great North
"who wants to sell fancy sticks at a mall."
The Great North
"Sticks, my ass. They're figurines."
The Great North
"Here, sweetie, use my body heat."
The Great North
"Oh, thank you. The second digit in my phone number is six."
The Great North
"Ugh, this is all my fault."
The Great North
"I just had to throw this party."
The Great North
"Actually, it might be my fault."
The Great North
"No, no, guys. I'm the one who invited Dan."
The Great North
"But I may know a way we can get out of this."
The Great North
"I happen to know he's terrible with a spear."
The Great North
"I'm telling you, he couldn't stab"
The Great North
"the broad side of a barn, and we tried."
The Great North
"I literally tried to make him stab a barn,"
The Great North
"and he couldn't do it."
The Great North
"If we work together, we can take him"
The Great North
"before he can stab one of us, or at least before"
The Great North
"he can stab one of us in a vital organ."
The Great North
"It's not a terrible plan."
The Great North
"It's better than the one I had in mind,"
The Great North
"which, honestly, where would we even get the detonator"
The Great North
"or the nuclear material?"
The Great North
"All right, Tusk, let's give it a try."
The Great North
"Okay, here's what we do,"
The Great North
"I'll create a distraction and then..."
The Great North
"Hello. - Ah, panther penis."
The Great North
"Uh-oh, the smugglers."
The Great North
"Okay, why does everyone have a trident?"
The Great North
"Is it weird, or is it weird that I don't have a trident?"
The Great North
"Oh, hi, everybody. I'm Cal and this is my twin sister Jennifer."
The Great North
"And we're smugglers. Ta-da!"
The Great North
"So, whose boat is this?"
The Great North
"- It's my dad's. - It is gorgeous."
The Great North
"Hey, guys. Here's Tusk Johnson. You can take him off the boat,"
The Great North
"and I'll be taking two grand and one of these lifeboats."
The Great North
"Not so fast, sidekick."
The Great North
"You were with Tusk back then,"
The Great North
"that means you double-crossed us, too."
The Great North
"We're taking both of you."
The Great North
"What? Wait. What are you gonna do with me?"
The Great North
"I don't know. What do you think, bro?"
The Great North
"I don't know. What do you think, sis?"
The Great North
"I don't know. What do you think, bro?"
The Great North
"No idea. What do you think, sis?"
The Great North
"Are they gonna k..."
The Great North
"You know what? We don't have to have"
The Great North
"our entire hostage plan figured out right now."
The Great North
"That's a great attitude, just enjoy the journey."
The Great North
"But twin sis and I have great news for you, bushy beard."
The Great North
"We're giving you a brand-new boat,"
The Great North
"and we're taking yours."
The Great North
"Oh, come on, these people aren't involved."
The Great North
"Take me, but leave their boat."
The Great North
"No can do, Tusk."
The Great North
"Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Smuggler,"
The Great North
"could I take the inflatable bouncy slide?"
The Great North
"Oh, great call, Moon. It's a rental, too,"
The Great North
"and I really don't want to lose my deposit on that bad boy."
The Great North
"Sure. We're not monsters."
The Great North
"The deposit on those inflatable party things is insane."
The Great North
"We totally get it. We have kids."
The Great North
"Oh. Together?"
The Great North
"And can we take the cake? I worked really hard on it."
The Great North
"That's fine. We're doing a keto thing anyways."
The Great North
"We want to look good for the wedding photos."
The Great North
"And you're marrying...?"
The Great North
"All right. Let's get you guys over to your new ride."
The Great North
"There she goes."
The Great North
"I've lost another Kathleen."
The Great North
"Two, three, four."
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