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Clips from The Great North - From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure (S02E02)

"♪ Got a new haircut, but I'm not sure about it ♪"
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"♪ Just really quickly, here's the refrain ♪"
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"- I'm Jarvis Dufraine ♪ - He's Jarvis Dufraine ♪"
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"♪ I love this mall, it's my all, that's the truth ♪"
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"♪ Raise a toast to the ghost near the Gags and Goofs ♪"
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"♪ I worked here for ten years, but if you don't know my name ♪"
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"It's Jarvis Dufraine. ♪"
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"Oh, are we not, are we not doing the backup thing anymore?"
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"Okay."
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"Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT"
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"and TOYOTA."
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"- Look up there ♪ - What do you see? ♪"
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"Nature and stuff ♪"
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"- Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"Catch some fish ♪"
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"Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"Wow ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"In the Great North. ♪"
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"Hello, boys."
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"- How's the homework? - You know, Dad,"
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"I've never thought to ask."
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"How are you, polynomials?"
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"I'm getting nothing."
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"I see Moon is outside doing his daily perimeter watch."
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"Yep. So far, no bogeys."
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"Ah, poor guy. He would love to see a bogey."
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"Come on, bogeys."
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"Another all clear."
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"Wait!"
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"I got one!"
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"Oh, no. Is that...? No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Code Chartreuse!"
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"Code Chartreuse? Grab the binder!"
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"Burgundy, cerulean,"
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"chartreuse. Oh, no, no!"
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"Great Gary's Gonads."
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"- It can't be. - What's Tusk?"
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"Tobins, I know you're in there."
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"I can hear Wolf. He breathes really loud through his nose."
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"I do not."
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"Ol' Beef."
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"Ugh, look at it."
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"That's prime kiosk real estate right there."
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"And it'll be all mine when I win"
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"the "Kiss the Kiosk" competition this Friday night."
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"Okay, now, walk me through"
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"this whole "Kiss the Kiosk" thing again."
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"Are you judged based on how romantic the kiss is?"
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"It's actually a three-part contest"
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"where you have to keep a body part on the kiosk"
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"as long as possible."
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"The first round is "Hug the Hut.""
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"Second round is "Butts on a Booth.""
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"And in the third round,"
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"whoever kisses it the longest gets to kiss it forever."
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"It's based on how we used to decide"
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"who got to be governor of Alaska."
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"I did not know having a kiosk was your big dream, Honeybee."
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"I didn't either, until recently."
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"I've been reading Guy Fieri's new book,"
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"I Believe I Can Guy, and it's really helping me"
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"believe in myself. He made me think,"
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""Why shouldn't I sell my leggings at a mall kiosk?""
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"Ooh, are you sure you want to do that?"
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"Mall kiosking is a pretty cutthroat lifestyle."
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"Really? Everybody seems like they're having fun."
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"Like the light-up flyer toy dude"
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"and my friend Leslie of Leslie's Lotions."
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"- Oh, there she is. - Honeybee, hey!"
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"Hey, Leslie! Busy day?"
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"Bulbs above my kiosk went out again."
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"Been working at this mall so long,"
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"I feel like I could maintain the whole place myself."
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"See you at "Kiss the Kiosk" on Friday."
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"Wait, she's gonna try to win another kiosk?"
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"Yup."
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"She has an idea for hand soaps that smell like soups."
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"They're called Soup Soaps."
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"I'd have to stop myself"
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"from eating my own hands, but I love it."
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"I know, it sounds crazy,"
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"but I've cleaned up, doing my 12 steps."
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"I've cut out the booze,"
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"the liquid cocaine, the regular cocaine,"
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"and I no longer participate"
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"in the black market for endangered animals."
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"Not the same guy I used to be."
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"Oh, good, because that guy almost got my son killed,"
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"and if he was here, I'd certainly glare at him."
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"Like this."
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"Tusk Johnson's on his way here, and-- Oh."
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"Well, guess I'll go put on some tea, then."
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"Tusk, what are you really doing here?"
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"Well, that's the big news. Your old pal Tusk is getting married."
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"- Congratulations. - Impossible."
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"Come on. To a human?"
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"Or is this like that situation in France"
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"where the lady married a bridge?"
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"I'm marrying Doris."
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"You remember, my gal pal from the bar."
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"Yes. She threw up on our doormat."
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"That's my angel. We got sober together."
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"And it turns out, you can get knocked up at 53. Who knew?"
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"Anyway, baby's due next month, wedding's this weekend,"
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"and I just wanted to stop by and, uh,"
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"say I'm sorry, and ask you to give me a second chance."
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"Well, Tusk, you did lie to me,"
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"turn me and my dad against each other,"
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"and let me dangle for my life over a canyon,"
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"but I can't stay mad at you."
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"Second chance initiated."
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"That means a lot, Wolf. Beef? Second chance-a-rooni?"
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"Fine."
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"Thank you, Beef. Oh, one other thing."
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