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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Verdict (S07E07)

"Fine. Why?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The school called,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and they said that a mean boy made fun of you."
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"Shh! He can probably hear us from here."
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"Kid had ears bigger than Stella's."
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"Other than that, how was it?"
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"Like me in the tube slide -- not a good fit."
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"Just not my thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"And don't give me that business about bonding,"
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"because Joe didn't even know I was there."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better,"
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"I got rejected from jury duty,"
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"so you don't have to go to school anymore."
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"Joe: Mommy! Mommy!"
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"Hey! [ Speaks Spanish ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] Ay-yi-yi."
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"How was your school day?"
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"Best day ever 'cause daddy was there."
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"Really?"
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"Did you like daddy being in school?"
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"He made snacks, he read books,"
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"and now I call Tommy "big ears.""
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"I'm glad that stuck. [ Laughs ]"
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"That's so nice."
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"Daddy, can you come back tomorrow?"
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"Do you really want me to come back tomorrow?"
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"Yeah."
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"Huh."
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"What do you know?"
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"I'm a hit."
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"[ Birds chirping ] Jay: Anyone there?"
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"Hey, little help?"
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"Hello?"
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"Tommy?"
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"Tommy."
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"[ Chuckling ] Oh, hey. I'm kind of stuck here."
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"Could you go get a grown-up?"
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"Sorry. Can't hear you."
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"Really?"
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"With those ears?"
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"I'm sorry, that was uncalled for."
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"What do you want, money? I got money."
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"Go ahead, use the credit cards."
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"You'll spend less than my wife."
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"shh! I am waiting to see if I get to go tomorrow."
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"Jury duty. You know, you can just throw that away."
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"There's no way they can ever tell you got it."
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"Jay, you're a bad American."
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"It is a privilege to serve on a jury."
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"For the first time, I get to be part of it."
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"Talk to me when you're eating a tuna sandwich out of a machine."
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"Anyway, it's a distressed-oak model that I like to call --"
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"wait, wait! Wait!"
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"Oh! I'm in!"
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"8:00 A.M. tomorrow. Parking structure "c"!"
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"You're excited about a parking structure?"
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"It's not even "a" or "b.""
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"You're gonna have to take my place working at Joe's school."
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"I can't do that. I have a job."
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"Have Claire cover for you."
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"She knows how to yell at people and read the newspaper."
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"What the hell's wrong with that school?"
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"Aren't we paying them so we don't have to take care of our kid?"
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"That's not the way it works at the learning barn."
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"You know that they want the parents to be involved"
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"so that they can bond with the kids."
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"What's wrong with schools today?"
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"I'm successful, and I had a nun with a mustache."
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"Well, you better get used to going there,"
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"because if I get put into a murder trial,"
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"I could be gone for weeks."
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"Maybe I should tell them"
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"that I have experience on a firing squad."
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"Why do you say crazy stuff like that?"
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"Now, that isn't true, is it?"
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"Wait a second."
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"That new closet, what did I say it was called?"
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"You never said."
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"Damn it!"
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"That's why I need a grease pencil in the shower."
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"-- Captions by vitac --"
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"♪♪"
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"oh, I don't know, Haley."
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"I mean, he is really cute and really smart and really funny,"
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"but, oh, he's always wearing clogs."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"If he is not a chef, a nurse, or a tulip salesman,"
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"you need to run."
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"Hey, if your mother had that attitude about a man in clogs,"
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"you two wouldn't have a dad."
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"Okay, thanks, dad. I won't let you down."
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"Bye. [ Telephone beeps ]"
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"Guess what, guys."
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"I am going to be the big boss at work tomorrow,"
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"and coincidentally, it's take your daughter to work day."
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"Huh? I'll go to work with you, mom."
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"Stop trying to get out of community service."
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"You need those hours to graduate."
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"And you're not a daughter."
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"Mom, dad, sit down."
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"There's something I need to talk to you about."
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"You're going."
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"So, girls, what do you say?"
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"Uh, you know we're not 8, and I have a job."
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"You called in sick twice last week because you had a zit."
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"I work in fashion. They told me not to come in."
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"Alex, honey, your last class tomorrow is at 10:00 A.M.,"
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"so if you hit the road -- no, no, no, no!"
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"Haley, quick, close the laptop!"
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"Until now, I was always a full-time mom,"
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"so the girls never had a chance to see the other side of me --"
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"you know, powerful woman in charge."
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"Yeah, 'cause we never get to see your tough side."
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"[ Snorts ]"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"Come on, daddy, we're gonna be late for your work."
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"[ Whistle blows ] I know. I'm excited, too."
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"[ Whistle blows ] Okay, I was wrong."
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"The whistles aren't better outside."
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"Are you sure you can get all these groceries home by yourself?"
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