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Clips from The Jeffersons - George's First Vacation (S02E02)

"Uh-huh."
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"Wait a minute. Hey, give me the phone!"
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"No, I'm not going to let you say..."
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"Give me the phone!"
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"Hello, Tom, old buddy."
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"Hey! It's me, George."
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"Workaholic anonymous."
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"Who did you think it was?"
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"Oh."
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"Hey look, when you come over tonight"
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"to pick up your camera,"
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"I want you to tell my mother that you and Helen"
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"are coming with us on the cruise."
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"No, this ain't no invitation."
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"It's make-believe. Uh-huh."
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"Well, look, you want to do it or not?"
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"Oh! Thank you, old buddy. Okay. Take it easy. Bye."
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"He'll do it."
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"Now, would you mind telling me what that was all about?"
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"That was the George Jefferson Master Plan"
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"for getting Mama not to come on the cruise."
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"By making her think the Willises are coming with us?"
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"Well look, you ought to know Mama by now."
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"She loves to be the center of attention."
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"So? So?! Look."
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"I tell her that the Willises are coming with us"
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"and that I'm going to spend all of my time with them"
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"and not with her, she won't want to come. How about that?"
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"George, you're one of the smartest men I've ever met."
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"You better believe it!"
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"That's why it always amazes me"
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"when can you come up with these stupid ideas."
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"What?"
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"George, that ship has five cocktail bars,"
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"and your mother's not going to let them"
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"sail off without her."
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"Oh yeah? You want to bet?"
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"Anything you say."
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"Well, I got a brand new $50 bill here says I'm right."
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"You got yourself a bet. Come on."
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"Mama, I got some bad news for you."
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"Then why are you smiling?"
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"Mama, I got some bad news."
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"What is it, son?"
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"The Willises are coming with us on the cruise."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, yes. Yeah, they're coming along."
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"That's terrible."
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"I thought you'd say that."
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"That's going to spoil the whole trip."
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"Right."
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"For you."
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"Me?"
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"That's right, because I know you don't like the Willises."
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"Oh, no, that's not true."
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"I like them. I like them so much,"
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"I plan to spend most of my time"
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"with my dear friend Helen, and her charming honky husband."
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"I think that's wonderful!"
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"That means we'll all have a good time on the trip."
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"All this excitement has made me so tired."
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"I think I'll take a nap."
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"♪ On the good ship Lollipop ♪♪"
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"Sorry, Weezy. I tried."
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"Oh, that's all right, George."
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"I understand."
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"Thanks, Louise."
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"You're just too chicken to tell her."
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"Well, you couldn't tell her, neither."
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"That's right."
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"Let's face it, George."
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"Around here, your mother is the boss."
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"No, she ain't."
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"Well, maybe you'll get a chance"
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"to tell her that on the ship."
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"She ain't going to be on no ship."
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"Oh, George, you're going to push her overboard?"
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"Look, Weezy, let me ask you something."
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"Haven't I been a good son to Mama?"
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"You have."
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"Haven't I given her"
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"everything she ever wanted? More."
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"What's wrong with me telling her that you and I want to be alone,"
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"and she can't come? Nothing."
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"And if she don't understand, she ain't my mama, right?"
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"Then I'm going to tell her!"
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"Oh, my. How long have I been asleep?"
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"Asleep!"
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"I'm surprised you had time to reach the bed?"
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"Ooh, I had the most awful nightmare."
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"I dreamed we were on a cruise,"
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"and a great white shark attacked the ship"
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"and ate everybody up."
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"So, I'm sorry, George, but I'm not going with you on that trip."
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"You're not?"
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"Now, don't try talking me into it."
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"That's a sign. So I'm not going with you."
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"Now, I need a cup of coffee."
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"I'll help you."
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"Let me get it for you."
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"Thank you, Louise."
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"Mother Jefferson, I never knew you believed in dreams."
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"I don't, but don't tell George."
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"After all, hasn't he been a good son to his mama?"
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"Yes..."
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"And hasn't he given me everything I ever wanted?"
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"More."
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"So there's wrong with his going"
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"on a trip alone with you is there?"
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"Nothing."
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"And if I don't understand that, I ain't his mama."
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"Mother Jefferson, you're sweet."
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"I know."
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"Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Hey, Weez!"
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"[DOORBELL RINGING]"
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"Hey, you can start warming up that "do not disturb" sign now."
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"Hey, old buddy! Come on in!"
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"Careful, where you walk Tom. The place may be booby-trapped."
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"That's funny. Come on in. Your camera's right over there."
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