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Clips from Arrested Development - Pier Pressure (S01E01)

"That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair."
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"I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room."
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"Ma! You know I wanted that."
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"I know, but it's an elephant..."
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"and I didn't want to invite the comparison."
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"Nice."
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"In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go."
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"She's not going anywhere. We're having fun."
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"- Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see."
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"Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream..."
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"but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me."
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"We could go get some ice cream, Gangy."
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"- That would be fun, right? - I don't think so."
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"That chubby little wrist of yours..."
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"is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is."
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"Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother."
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"Maeby. Maeby?"
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"Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured out a way for you to repay that favor."
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"Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson..."
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"so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends."
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"- I wanna fake a drug bust. - Michael, these guys are real dancers."
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"They've never done any hot policing."
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"They don't even need to be hot. They just need to show up in those uniforms."
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"And so, Michael's plan was put into motion."
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"- Where have you been? - What?"
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"I am like a caged animal."
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"My old lady's on the floor, man."
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"I am not s-ing around."
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"Yeah. Gob just called. He's got the stuff at the yacht."
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"- Oh, great. Let's go. - No. I think my dad's onto this."
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"- I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on."
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"Gob will never give it to me."
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"My woman is sick. Please?"
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"Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob."
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"All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable?"
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"I want him scared. I love this kid."
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"These guys are pros. They're gonna push the tension..."
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"to the last possible moment before they strip."
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"They're not going to strip, are they?"
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"I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in."
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"- Unbelievable. - Trust me. It's gonna be totally real."
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"This kind of thing goes on all the time out here."
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"Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed."
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"A guy comes over and drops off a bag."
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"It's gonna freak the little bastard out."
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"Michael went off to hide..."
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"while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned."
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"I really appreciate you doing this for me."
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"You're making a very miserable person happy."
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"She really feels awful, huh?"
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"Oh. Oh, I was talking about me."
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"But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful."
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"- Uncle Gob? - George Michael."
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"- You weren't followed, were you? - No, I don't think so."
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"All right, kid."
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"Let's deal some drugs."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"Flashing the lights... so the dealer knows what's goin' down."
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"- Now we wait. - How long?"
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"Who knows? An hour."
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"- Maybe five. - Drug delivery!"
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"You wanted some marijuana?"
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"No, not me. My nephew did."
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"Show me the money."
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"- Show us the pot. - I got it right here."
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"- Oh, my God. - Nice, right?"
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"Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. just give him the stuff."
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"So. We have a deal."
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"We have a deal."
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"He's ruining his life!"
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"- Police officers! Freeze! - What? Oh, no! It's the cops!"
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"- And a construction worker. - Let's get this party started."
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"- Aren't you guys gonna cuff him? - You wanted handcuffs?"
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"All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, all right. Thank you. Thank you."
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"- What is this? - This is a lesson."
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"Maybe I pushed you into this, but..."
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"I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap."
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"- But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for?"
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"Who? Give me a name."
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"- Okay, it was for me. - Yeah."
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"I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette."
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"Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment."
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"I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh..."
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"- What are you doing here? - The, uh... The boy was lookin' out for me."
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"- What? - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick."
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"Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon."
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"- Oh, that's it. - Hey!"
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"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
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"- Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster!"
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"What's the matter with you? Easy."
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"Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this?"
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"You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first."
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"You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot."
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"Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later."
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"- Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry."
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"- Hey, what are you guys doin'? - We got your signal. You flashed the lights."
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"We got the drugs. You got the money?"
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"No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good."
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"We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly?"
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"We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson. We don't want any trouble with you."
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"- Thanks very much. - Do you know who you're dealin' with?"
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"Drop the boxes! Put your hands in the air."
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"- What is this? - We had nothin' to do with this!"
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"- You set us up! - No, no! These are just strippers!"
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"- Look how hot they are! - Everybody take a breath!"
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"Oh, my God! My arm!"
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"Oh, my God! This guy's arm..."
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"just came off and landed on the dock."
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"Michael realized that his father had, once again..."
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"taught him an elaborate lesson."
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"And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son."
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"How could you do that to me?"
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"I told you he's a good kid. You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble."
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"Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons."
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"So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?"
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"It was my last lesson."
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"- Back home. - Back from your wonderful time with Gangy?"
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"Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful. She can be kinda nasty."
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